D00B :verified: :niggy_dab: :mfw_niggers:

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npub12ny4kzpg59kgnrzrcnfct5fq29k4t33acnrzfp78gplh37zjyg2suxjdrp

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D00B_at_seal.cafe@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-09-08 13:09:03

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/a7cc544f55450580bb17937465511d4199472bd2e9c883bba534b2db4d58138a.mp4?name=kVx5OvnEDRZrtA.mp4

2024-09-02 16:28:54

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@npub106d…3m89 my kitty jihaded a bunch of flies like a boss, I had like 10 house flies in my house randomly and he killed like 8 of them shits.

2024-08-15 01:44:31

@npub1rlc…efym
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/7f52e9658e191f4d7663255a6e0a26723587c710c009f0969fbe3d2769d6a55c.mp4?name=tqPefxpZxIlZpQ.mp4

2024-08-12 18:02:55

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@npub15fk…j9gr @npub1f64…5rsj an ithica is 1100...

2024-08-02 12:18:01

it's the simmers puking
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2024-07-14 20:42:06

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@npub1yqq…ufnw @npub1tds…djq2 I suppose that could be the deal

2024-07-14 20:41:04

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@npub1xcl…3rvx yes the secret service is broken

2024-07-14 20:35:14

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@npub1tds…djq2 I live in WI I am a pro drunk driver and I have never done shit like this ever.

2024-07-14 20:32:59

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@npub1tds…djq2 Oh do you have more info? Post it I don't know anything about this.

2024-07-14 20:28:00

I have never in a million years driven over the speed limit if I ever drank and drove. I don't understand how alcohol makes people do this. also 3 dead 9 injured.
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/0941a242dfe11e0ea59b3179e06aac2c5018bb0043cc606dbfe3c8966fe5bc16.mp4?name=hre_Nj7-QvbHdw.mp4

2024-07-06 12:50:52

I found the very first pretzel buns I ever made and the ones I can make now. All you have to do is not give up.
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2024-07-03 12:16:47

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@npub159f…vg75 same
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/099005b104d529b61284bccdb4cc294155d14585eec0bc8d85f0e73fb52f394d.webm?name=NokaCdtTxZKXxw.webm

2024-07-03 11:44:02

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@npub1cdj…jev5
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/37215996f315011f0808ba02802dc8449d5253aa62e339b8f965fe066f467e26.jpg?name=dYZ5zG78QjlN9Q.jpg

2024-07-03 10:41:02

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2024-07-03 00:32:42

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@npub1khq…6n2t I sure do love TRS

2024-07-03 00:28:36

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 I am not everyone but OK

2024-07-02 22:49:20

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@npub1j8e…mpny I know I think about this every july.
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/498a55ae39adfbcf52d8ff934eda0c96026b6f599bddd4e5e7f7e009c09e8f03.png?name=RR_GaPS01N0H2g.png

2024-07-02 17:52:16

lol
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/8bd89c53fdec173935d5f7ce7ef594c5bda27dc14deed9cf8c17116db516a9dd.png?name=MjMZJg-T07i8rg.png

2024-07-02 00:34:34

@npub1f9y…4ew4
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2024-07-02 00:00:20

he's just so handsome
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2024-07-01 23:57:33

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@npub15fk…j9gr 100% hilarious

2024-07-01 13:06:48

thinking about this.
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/498a55ae39adfbcf52d8ff934eda0c96026b6f599bddd4e5e7f7e009c09e8f03.png?name=NBwGBGfK1bMVCw.png

2024-07-01 12:57:40

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1k4t…x702 that's great

2024-07-01 12:54:53

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1k4t…x702 I didn't hover over it. LOL

2024-07-01 12:51:24

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1k4t…x702 it's not how many times it's how hard you vote.

2024-07-01 12:44:43

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@npub1wah…xc8t @npub1cmy…q0un they have ads at the urinal at texas roadhouse here, no sound but it's a tablet mounted to the wall.

2024-06-30 21:54:56

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@npub1f9y…4ew4
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/d11b4404c91f7667b290526ed71d7147a1e4bfdc03d941fcf1e4d7cd1f10c4f0.gif?name=L56DurzqS87-ig.gif

2024-06-30 20:14:59

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@npub17rr…7wsy @npub14p3…z9qv I tried to make an ASCII swastika and it got all fucked up too when I posted it

2024-06-30 19:44:22

@npub19hf…xgma COME BACK TO SEMPER FI WE MISS YOU

2024-06-30 19:37:12

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@npub15fk…j9gr wat
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/4343bdb496e94ab694762a5e5b0f42e1571e381541849c265aa5705c09853f46.png?name=z7v4MSfy_AOp1g.png

2024-06-30 19:35:17

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@npub15fk…j9gr no

2024-06-30 13:35:26

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@npub1j3y…xz5r @npub1jag…dspp He is just such a faggot.

2024-06-30 12:27:50

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@npub14p3…z9qv I laughed at the replace ASCII part

2024-06-30 10:34:16

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/9c36a9d4fe2077868a0e4d4df91c4ff22f7bb993d1b31eb2d908c5c52882cf84.mp4?name=ulh0g081ehdTWg.mp4

2024-06-29 21:57:08

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@npub1jft…kvq8 you're 0% nigger

2024-06-29 21:51:01

Be a nigger TO THE SYSTEM not just a regular nigger.

2024-06-29 18:55:17

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@npub16uh…ny7y I posted this a month ago don't boop kitty balls

2024-06-29 18:09:22

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@npub19ad…j6sy @npub19hf…xgma He can speak for himself

2024-06-29 18:01:57

@npub19hf…xgma
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/fb216718c52ad7b8e149f816ed7c2d0c1dc4eaf0020ac8fc52383d39a227c185.png?name=C5PXLNIesyRGCQ.png

2024-06-29 17:41:36

>28"
what the fuck
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/6f2338de9cfcbf6bb69c738df197a725eab56ffd859d8d632c950ae6cc5832b9.png?name=1pJtzZaPmiGinA.png

2024-06-29 17:39:48

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub1tj5…l33p He does love some head massages

2024-06-29 17:35:28

>make 5 second video of teddy in his bed kneading
>18mbs
So here's a still
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/ecc9acc33285a63c28d5fa1721ab2f97ecfcc14b1a51111404ee8d4568b29e78.png?name=eRRbI-Kwgxo3rw.png

2024-06-29 17:05:46

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub1tj5…l33p His coat feels real nice.

2024-06-29 04:46:54

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@npub10t0…hnln @npub13v6…hy07 actually this one https://youtu.be/KB81f1TQkks

2024-06-29 04:46:11

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@npub10t0…hnln @npub13v6…hy07 mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFEZOjtrwls

2024-06-29 04:32:32

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@npub13v6…hy07 what's your BAC?

2024-06-29 04:31:53

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@npub13n2…y86w 95 to go.

2024-06-29 04:30:28

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@npub1cdj…jev5 asi mismo

2024-06-29 04:28:59

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@npub1cdj…jev5 I just found out there's a whole section I didn't ask for I might have asked for the niggershrimp but that's it. I am OK with this I love it.
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/d0e8099fede8d3c2479cdef8d0f8dbb181ffe097315c5260ce9c9dd45b1df0d1.png?name=HjF1VIWDeqB5Eg.png

2024-06-29 04:25:01

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@npub1cdj…jev5 :blobcatalexjones:

2024-06-29 04:21:53

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@npub13v6…hy07 @npub1dgr…mq5q
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/90c14ee78cc8ab1f3dbced288331b902d1b67b18fd06acb71383934a241f0f36.mp4?name=4uVPolMT7Tn6GA.mp4

2024-06-29 04:20:13

dudes do weird things to get women or whatever
>fancy car
>house
>job
then there's me
look at this free cat sitting in a destroyed office car I got for free
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/0e29b80f1b5fba9f2689086ba9e5c4155ac22199d861abc91eb6d81e32879745.png?name=C63kVc1Jr02xzg.png

2024-06-29 03:53:05

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@npub12ap…gygm I don't need anything more than my eyes to know that's a woman and she's dying you can see it in her face look how tight her skin is to her bones. This broad is sick real sick.

2024-06-29 02:59:46

who wants to see pig skin graft?

2024-06-29 02:38:34

no soul
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/f790c9ac6094a25669e311a2411506813022cc7a8fc08ed4a394cbc53a34beff.png?name=HfF1vqZ0K4Ap9g.png

2024-06-29 02:28:27

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub1tj5…l33p He's 1 lbs overweight and he gets a fat slice of butter on friday it's fatfuckfriday afterall

2024-06-29 01:24:18

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@npub1tj5…l33p I love my kitty
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/632120303e6ffc32a83b616aa3c5053101cbd11838fe8c53fc16ebf3e4362015.png?name=__s3mz3L0t-Mrg.png

2024-06-28 00:43:55

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@npub1x6h…c3yv @npub1et4…a68x It's muslim and rapes kids

2024-06-28 00:07:11

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2024-06-27 23:09:54

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@npub15fk…j9gr So true.

2024-06-27 22:49:54

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@npub15fk…j9gr and they both have to be niggers for extra fun

2024-06-27 17:50:41

no
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/31bf72959f77e7c1affe91bc4d58e823b7bbf6fee79676f4bbcfc1d917d321cb.mp4?name=eJEc5IURi6g19w.mp4

2024-06-27 01:56:17

o7
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/abbc8c1db7a7c0b6277791ee7eb37ccfff4bbab599fa6ab60de194ce76d4e07f.mp4?name=7lAuhmoKAJcsWA.mp4

2024-06-27 01:04:38

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@npub15my…kr2k oh she almost died lol I mean I can handle 15mg of morphine but she almost died what a pussy

2024-06-27 00:48:59

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@npub15my…kr2k they were not and she was very pretty you know before she sold her soul to Moloch and pedophilia

2024-06-27 00:47:57

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@npub159s…puh9 "No we aren't going to rent the game genie"

2024-06-26 18:57:38

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@npub159s…puh9 I miss those days

2024-06-26 18:44:59

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@npub159s…puh9 what's he watching?

2024-06-26 03:08:09

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@npub19xx…mk07 @npub1s3m…qewq how many pounds of butter and cheese do you have?

2024-06-26 03:00:50

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@npub19xx…mk07 @npub1s3m…qewq is that some motherfucking queso blanco

2024-06-26 02:57:56

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@npub15fk…j9gr Theodore had ear mites and I didn't even know because I am clearly retarded.

2024-06-26 02:57:04

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@npub1a3e…tn2x I agree we call this a twofer mcdofer

2024-06-26 02:45:41

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@npub10l8…vrsg exactly

2024-06-26 02:45:31

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@npub15fk…j9gr does she have ear mites?

2024-06-26 02:44:16

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@npub1x6h…c3yv no

2024-06-26 02:44:01

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@npub106d…3m89 today was the first day

2024-06-26 02:37:53

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@npub1x6h…c3yv ok

2024-06-26 02:34:34

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@npub106d…3m89 he's so scared though he wants to run inside

2024-06-26 02:27:46

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@npub13v6…hy07 same

2024-06-26 02:27:27

LOL
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/aadc82eadaf13d623412a6f6cf07eb730bf25aad713094be2dd8a81576c72c55.mp4?name=K-VwkxdPiBNzAw.mp4

2024-06-26 02:23:41

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@npub106d…3m89 My kitty as afraid to leave my apartment what do I do?

2024-06-26 02:16:59

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@npub1gx5…teuu has anyone every told you you are the blackest gorilla nigger in canada?

2024-06-26 02:12:40

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1d84…9w42 humming birds need to eat every day or they will eat themselves to death, they also are very aggressive

2024-06-26 02:10:41

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@npub1d84…9w42 I got you
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/9e6bcfb256a22a669ea324b8b6f854bf076a09b0c32014e08591c6195e2d8d3f.mp4?name=6_4AgRWB7YENdQ.mp4
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2024-06-26 02:05:55

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@npub15fk…j9gr One time I blasted a squirrel with a .357 magnum in a residential area and the neighbor asked me to not do that anymore and didn't call the police. I was 13.

2024-06-26 02:04:47

@npub15fk…j9gr One time I went to a place that was a gas station, grocery store, gun store, and indoor archery range and indoor gun range. I love it here.
I also take my niece on the road with an ATV and she's in a sled.
I love my state so much it's unreal.

2024-06-26 01:47:34

so true, I have honestly never met anyone who is just a bar tender.
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/d164172b411b4260822e7d3133ea3b26652d4461b769790730cee243f34d4550.mp4?name=fYTkZ2k0-x1iEQ.mp4

2024-06-26 01:36:34

me on the well me
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2024-06-26 01:01:11

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@npub10l8…vrsg he's native idk eskimo native

2024-06-26 00:59:18

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@npub10l8…vrsg If you're allergic to chicken you can eat as many of them as you want I know someone who is.

2024-06-26 00:55:27

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/d18022a0254b8e8c6f79b101e6c4452f73517cac58133dc7475266c5118524e1.png?name=RRqb7SnLMg7ISA.png

2024-06-26 00:54:36

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@npub15fk…j9gr Oh no it's NIGGER:NIG o clock.
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/28ab63c91bafbe5c25d5d1831157ee52efdb1dca92436670b84583f1a6ef6094.webm?name=NhzKkyBPJwdMig.webm

2024-06-25 18:01:51

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@npub1k8m…udtv don't forget ian swatted Wildgoose and the cops tossed a flashbang over the wall for literally not reason other than to use one, the dog picked it up and it exploded.

2024-06-25 02:09:01

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub1wcf…equk they're X on the bottom and Y on the left

2024-06-25 02:06:50

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@npub15fk…j9gr I feel like that on the inside sometimes.

2024-06-25 02:04:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJbdy3PV0tU

2024-06-25 02:02:42

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2024-06-25 01:59:22

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2024-06-25 01:57:43

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2024-06-25 01:51:15

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