TheJen will not comply

On Fedi since 2018

Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks.

Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine.

Clan Keith

She/her. Always they/them

Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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2026-03-20 03:50:03 UTC

Once. Just once I wish one of these prime ministers or presidents or kings or whatever would look that asshole square in the face and tell him he's the biggest idiot they have ever met.
Just ONCE.

2026-03-18 11:31:50 UTC

Ohh I cannot wait to put my sewing room together. I'll get the rocketeer repaired and El Tanque fixed up, I will probably also go ahead and set up the Berninas too although they tend to annoy me. The Singer Rocketeer is the machine I learned on. It will be my main. We cleaned it and fixed what we could, but I am out of my depth on the decorative stitch disk mechanism. It's messed up. Found a repair place that works on these old machines so I'm super stoked.
The hubs told me to take the big bedroom for my sewing room and we'll put our bed in the smallest bedroom. All we do is sleep in there anyway. ;)

2026-03-04 00:22:23 UTC

This is like, SO EXCITING for me. 40 sets of binder dividers so I can overthink my needlework journals to my heart's content. Cardstock paper, no plastic.
SQUUUUEEEEE
#ActuallyAutistic
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/168/045/633/909/889/original/a2696e68ab0318b0.jpg

2026-03-02 04:57:54 UTC

So they...killed all the people they were going to install as puppets.
I um. Yeah ok wow.

2026-02-24 04:44:46 UTC

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DENMARK. FABULOUS PRICES ON REALLY GREAT YARN.
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Viking Garn
Other Nordic manufacturers as well.
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#Craft

2026-01-13 18:55:18 UTC

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@nprofile…d6ag The little rufous ones are VICIOUS.

2026-01-03 16:07:09 UTC

Hey Canada and/or Mexico: If you wanted to invade and win hearts and minds, now would be the time. We would probably just give him to you. For free.

2025-12-19 03:15:27 UTC

Got a little cheap set of felting needles. I have decided to start felting my yarn joins when using non superwash wool. I generally do the magic knot, but want to use the Russian join instead. I can never get the strands to felt just rubbing them together. So imma poke them a lot of times with a rough needle. :)

2025-12-13 20:25:04 UTC

I do not want Hillary Clinton as the nominee. I do not. I don't trust her. At all.

2025-12-13 00:28:16 UTC

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@nprofile…czr6 @nprofile…z6hn I am from the American southwest. I own actual cowboy hats that I wore when riding actual horses. In rodeos, even. These people are CLOWNS.

2025-12-12 23:41:05 UTC

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@nprofile…z6hn The fuck they get that? Party city?

2025-12-05 18:56:23 UTC

Fifa giving shitheel a peace prize is like Stalin congratulating mussolini on his human rights record.

2025-10-27 23:28:26 UTC

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@nprofile…e4ry I have seen it. West texas prairie during a particularly nasty dust storm (haboob). A tornadic thunderstorm was on its heels. Plenty of static electricity about. It bounced around the living room of the trailer we lived in at the time. Blue. About 5" in diameter. Wildest thing I have ever seen.

2025-10-18 05:16:35 UTC

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@nprofile…7ppx I moved 2000 miles from the border with Mexico to as close to Canada as possible. It's cooler here. There's water.

2025-10-17 18:31:27 UTC

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@nprofile…amvw @nprofile…nrj9 Why punish the Duchess though? She wasn't the one diddling little girls...

2025-04-04 01:51:42 UTC

The worst part about this stock market crash is that there are no capitalists hurling themselves out of windows.

2025-03-27 01:43:12 UTC

My genz kid can't figure out how to physically move a program from one device to another.
"Digital natives" my ass.

2025-03-23 00:18:15 UTC

Getting pretty excited at the prospect of a whole new political party. AOC is pretty much killing it right now. I love her. Always have. I could do without Bernie, but whatever.
If they make a new party to replace the fucking useless Democrats, I am ALL IN.

2025-03-20 01:40:39 UTC

OK. I was wondering if something like this existed and it does. In places where a mask ban is in effect, you can still protect yourself.
Filters that fit INSIDE your nose.
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2025-03-13 23:02:35 UTC

Someone please invade us, win our hearts and minds, and then give us Healthcare and Nuremberg trials. Please. I won't fight you.

2025-03-13 22:26:47 UTC

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@nprofile…5r3x
Hey. Why don't you accept tutamail as an email address provider for registration? I tried, was denied, and contacted tech support. All I got back was some stupid form letter about "fake and temporary email addresses are not allowed."
You're the Internet Archive. Maybe look that shit up.
World is changing, people. Get with the program.

2025-03-13 00:10:54 UTC

Brother in Kyiv had to put on both pants and boots because putin is sending hypersonics. The AAs don't catch them all.

2025-03-04 17:57:42 UTC

Yelling at Americans on this fucking platform is kinda stupid, rest of world.
THE PEOPLE YOU WISH TO YELL AT ARE NOT HERE.
YOU'RE BEING GIANT ASSHOLES TO THOSE WHO AGREE WITH YOU.

2025-03-02 15:54:43 UTC

ALDI has removed all mentions of DEI from their website.

2025-02-27 03:58:26 UTC

Go find a cemetery that has graves older than the 20th century and you'll get a really good fucking idea how many children were dead before the age of 5 from "childhood diseases."
Or hell, just go find some from 100 years ago.
In some cultures, children weren't even named before they were 5 because so many died.
RFK Jr. Needs to find himself behind the ass end of an angry horse.

2025-02-23 11:10:13 UTC

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@nprofile…jx7w Good point. Yeah, I haven't messed with them in a very long time. I'll look up some tutorials. Thanks!

2025-02-23 11:03:34 UTC

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@nprofile…jx7w HA! I need to learn how to make underwear. Never really got how to sew with stretch fabric. I don't like it, really. That's probably why.

2025-02-23 10:56:32 UTC

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@nprofile…jx7w I forgot for the whole last week. Danger of avalanche right now.

2025-02-23 10:47:16 UTC

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@nprofile…uect Study. Study some more. Eat sometimes. Sleep sometimes. Study some more.

2025-02-23 10:31:21 UTC

Passed out around 9pm last night after sleeping all day. I'm up now. Made some coffee. Fuck it. Still have a screaming headache that won't go away. Full of meds. Fun stuff.

2025-02-23 10:24:17 UTC

When Canada revokes Musk's citizenship, they should offer his spot to a trans person. Just pick one. Rub it in.

2025-02-19 23:37:59 UTC

Really understanding now how the Romans felt after that whole Rubicon incident.

2025-02-19 01:05:52 UTC

If a company moves its HQ TO Texas, it's run by nazi trash.

2025-02-19 00:37:34 UTC

I miss the 80's when corporate execs would just give themselves heart attacks from cocaine overdoses.

2025-02-18 10:24:12 UTC

Got the cabbage butts in some water so hopefully we'll get some roots soon. Also did some lettuce that the hubs bought but didn't eat in time so it got a bit wilty.
Got sauerkraut started, got coconut yogurt started, got some garbanzo beans in to soak for cooking and making some hummus tomorrow. I will also get our bread baked as I failed to do that today.

2025-02-14 20:17:43 UTC

Maybe the orange fuckstick will nuke us, and then the asteroid hits. That way we don't have to worry about another rise of the human race. Let the roaches take over.

2025-02-14 15:18:36 UTC

I know some folks find comfort in the fact the people in this administration are fucking morons.
I do not.
I study history. The third Reich was full of people exactly like these. They managed to wreck an entire continent, destroyed civilizations that existed from prehistory, ethnically genocided several groups, and it took the entire rest of the planet to stop them.
Cold comfort, this.

2025-02-06 18:24:35 UTC

I have a 19 year old. Those shitheads should be NOWHERE NEAR anything actually important. They're dumb as hell.

2025-01-17 17:33:05 UTC

So the orange menace is going to have to juice attendance numbers AGAIN.
I bet he uses pictures from Obama's inauguration. Watch. Lol

2024-10-10 02:03:26 UTC

See, here is what I absolutely cannot wrap my damned head around:
WHY would Maga spread disinformation to such a degree that they are literally killing their own fucking voters?
HOW DOES THIS BENEFIT YOUR CAUSE?

2024-09-27 07:32:20 UTC

I don't think this adams thing is going to impact the dems at all, really. Everyone knew he was a corrupt piece of shit. I mean, come on.

2024-04-05 18:55:58 UTC

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@npub1vyt…mgjn These are all I use for growing cannabis. You never get root bound in these. You also have less trouble with mineral buildup. They are wonderful.

2024-03-26 21:35:15 UTC

Was gonna post a pic of the Bible salesman from O Brother Where Art Thou to pan the shithead, but I like that movie too much, and it wouldn't be fair.

2024-03-14 16:55:25 UTC

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@npub1can…6675 Oscar and my Squeaks McKitten could be siblings. :)
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/095/084/321/858/013/original/d3921459fb7aa9b8.jpg

2024-01-01 20:50:38 UTC

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@npub150l…r96e Oh for sure subtitles are a must.

2024-01-01 18:42:24 UTC

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@npub150l…r96e That is one of my all time favorite C-Dramas. They are historically on point (you can count on that with the Chinese in this context). It's a rich and indulgent show. ENJOY IT. The actor who plays Qin Shi Huang is GREAT.