BrittBratt FingerPuppet :fingerbratt:

https://nicecrew.digital/users/brittbratt_fingerpuppet

Based finger puppet

B- bubbly
L- loquacious
O- ooh la la
N- nigger hating
D- DITZY <-
E- eff off kikes

Wtf:
Part-time tampon cozy:
Full-time stabby🔪:

Public Key

npub1trytfwlyfufp4mygw8nur735tdqv8th540yp5ltd4cu40muazrgswlp3er

NIP-05 Address

brittbratt_fingerpuppet_at_nicecrew.digital@momostr.pink

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2024-08-20 20:48:31

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Lol I broke my neck and had to wear a halo. My voice never fully recovered.

2024-08-13 02:13:11

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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

2024-08-09 01:42:49

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Lol never! Pasties are so not happening.

2024-08-09 01:08:23

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I don't have a benis

2024-08-09 01:05:49

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You are indeed very fancy, sir

2024-08-09 01:03:24

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Did you type this with your pinky up?

2024-08-09 00:56:03

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A little better 😬

2024-08-09 00:55:28

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Resplendent sweater meat? No. Just nooo.

2024-08-09 00:53:58

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Good grief titillating ta tas
Happy, UnC?

2024-08-08 23:28:25

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Um, Frank?

2024-08-08 16:05:23

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True. I still think GI bleed poops smell worse than cdiff.

2024-08-08 16:00:49

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Cathing bariatrics is the worst. It takes several ppl to pull the legs back on women. And there's so much meat! And you have to dig out the penis on the men. It's the worst.
I'm so sick of fat ppl and their smelly genitalia. I should have become a ballerina.
😭

2024-08-08 15:57:12

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And they always fart in your face when you roll them.
Flatulence for days. Like a fricken blow dryer.

2024-08-08 15:53:26

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Their beds are huge. I have to use a step stool to do wound care while 4 ppl hold them up on their sides. Then they bitch because they can't breathe. Um, yeah about that huh. That weight smothers them in certain positions. Ugh.

2024-08-08 15:43:56

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I know 😭

2024-08-08 15:40:17

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Ugh. Just reminded me that we got another 1/2 ton patient. I'm probably going to get written up for asking the ADON if we are turning into a bariatric facility. We don't have the equipment for 500+lb patients.
😭

2024-08-08 15:36:13

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Wilhelmlll!

2024-08-08 15:33:38

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Tfw yellow chicks are taller than me
😭

2024-08-07 21:34:21

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Please don't. I woul expire from uncontrollable laughter.

2024-08-07 21:32:08

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The visual alone is hysterical 🤣

2024-08-07 20:58:58

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That jigaBOOs tits look like a mudslide
👀

2024-08-07 20:52:56

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Mine dont have her particular fluidity. Thank goodness.

2024-08-07 20:47:43

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Good lort my eyes!

2024-08-07 20:40:36

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This is most likely true

2024-08-07 20:37:13

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Probably. I'm sleep deprived and not even sure what the fuck I'm doing here. 🥱

2024-08-07 20:35:47

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Lol wot?

2024-08-07 20:19:43

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I've only seen one case in person. It was during my clinicals. The patient was a 700lb man. He had Fournier's gangrene on his buttocks, sacral area, rectum and scrotum (balls). You could see his sacrum and tendons. It was getting to the point where debriding the necrotic tissue wasn't even an option anymore. I honestly thought the smell would never leave my nose.
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2024-08-07 20:06:03

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Fournier's gangrene
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2024-08-07 19:52:42

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That's mild.

2024-08-07 14:58:55

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Here, fren 🤍
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2024-08-07 14:56:46

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Bite. Me!

2024-08-07 14:54:44

My Wiggas in Christ, let me tell you how brain fried I am. I just pulled 5 12+ hr shifts back to back. Barely any sleep. So I clock out and decided to treat myself to a powdered lemon filled donut. I FUCKING LOVE THOSE! I eat it in my car like a feral animal. They. Are. MESSY. My steering wheel looked like a cocaine crime scene. Now remember, I'm dead tired. So my brain decides to go on a little scenerio trip.
I picture my self in a nursing home eating a powdered lemon filled donut. It's everywhere. I look like the geriatric sloppy coke head poster child wearing GG Allin T-shirt about to start a wheelchair mosh pit.
Then a car behind me honked, snapping me out of it to annoyingly let me know the light turned green.
Yup, I'm tired and delirious.
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2024-08-07 10:39:15

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Getting some overtime. How's our creamy dreamer?

2024-08-07 10:33:33

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Hey you

2024-08-07 09:16:39

What the fricken noodle!!!
India needs to be nuked.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/bfc473c3641db03895c8f321cb36ad1f0bf5fe37bc7471efe26f3d7aa7621493.mp4

2024-08-07 09:13:08

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Thanks luv. In 8 hrs into my 5th shift. Tired AF. Hope you are doing well.
💚🫂💚

2024-08-07 09:12:11

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A gangrenous scrotum is a sight you'll never forget. A smell you'll never forget either.

2024-08-07 09:09:18

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Crazy shit

2024-08-07 06:45:26

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Tuberculosis, cre, vre, gangrene, Kennedy ulcers...

2024-08-07 06:44:10

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Uropathogenic E. coli, MRSA, cdiff, necrotizing fasciitis...

2024-08-07 06:40:02

🤨
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2024-08-07 06:28:03

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This!!! This was my first thought.
😫

2024-08-07 06:16:01

I hate working with niggers. Fr fr no cap ong!
I go to wash my hands in the nurses station bathroom and see this.
Why tf is there a piece of corn in the sink???
👀👀
🤮🤮
:nigbot: 🚫
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2024-08-07 04:21:12

Lmfao
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2024-08-06 14:15:39

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Amen

2024-08-06 14:13:13

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I have to reschedule. The booby squisher technician called off. Probably a nigger or a pajeet.
😡

2024-08-06 13:50:16

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2024-08-04 23:09:41

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Omgosh no I hope not lol

2024-08-04 15:48:21

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We're really slacking in the states. And we have guns. So. Many. GUNS.

2024-08-04 14:56:29

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Sometimes lickety split pops into my head. Out of nowhere.

2024-08-04 13:46:18

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My Internet scream is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

2024-08-04 02:14:23

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2024-08-03 17:27:06

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Skunkle goes commando too. Maybe it's an Arizona thing.
😬

2024-08-03 17:14:48

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Those have to be held back. They are a danger to society and supine patients!!!

2024-08-03 17:13:06

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Um I don't like blocked orifices??
:iseewhatyoudidthere:

2024-08-03 17:10:22

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Only because I know he'll do the right thing.
🫦

2024-08-03 17:08:22

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They might as well be. Plus I have a little bubble butt and my ass eats them. I hate wedgies.
:bongobutt_spin:

2024-08-03 17:04:50

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VAGINAS NEED TO BREEEV!

2024-08-03 17:00:51

I was blissfully asleep when my jarring notification went off. Forgot to mute my phone. My work bff/boss will never let me live down the fact that I go commando.
3 years ago we had a tussle with a psychotic patient. At one point my scrub pants got pulled down. Everyone saw my glow in the dark White ass. After we got permission to shoot that psycho in HIS ass with some anti psycho drugs my bff asked if it was laundry day. I told her no, that I have a claustrophobic vagina. She almost got an aneurysm laughing so hard.
It's a real thing!!!!
Alright, going back to bed. Toodles.
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2024-08-03 14:20:25

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A goobis in the hand is worth two in the bush. Wait. That's bad. Bad maffs.

2024-08-02 15:03:11

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I think I'm going to lobotomize myself now

2024-08-02 03:29:30

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Dislocation foh sho

2024-08-02 03:19:53

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I am dying to know what the back of my knee smells like now.v

2024-08-02 03:17:47

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Are we going to have to pull out a protractor here?

2024-08-02 03:13:52

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Is it better than a deer's armpit?
🦌

2024-08-02 03:06:40

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Knee faces 👀

2024-08-02 03:04:52

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Ikr! She's even doing that leg thing.

2024-08-01 21:16:24

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I totally understand. It's the same when Sui posts those violent vagina vids.
😫

2024-08-01 21:14:59

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Incorrigible!

2024-08-01 21:14:28

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They are truly mentally deranged.

2024-08-01 21:13:53

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Well it was my first time seeing it.
*Puffs post wtf ciggie*

2024-08-01 21:12:23

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It went straight through. No hesitation.

2024-08-01 21:10:52

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a little gore for ya

2024-08-01 21:09:48

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A guy sawed off his dick

2024-08-01 20:41:52

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I'm still not following? Have sex on a noisy washer? Can we get back to if that dude fucked a couch or not?

2024-08-01 20:37:39

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It's bullshit that I don't find loud, clanky washing machines alluring? All they do is remind me I have to do laundry.
😢

2024-08-01 20:35:18

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Not even. There is nothing sexy about washing machines.

2024-08-01 20:33:42

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Yes. But I've never thought "Mm look at that hawt ottoman"

2024-08-01 20:30:32

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I have not. I have never been sexually attracted to furniture.

2024-08-01 20:29:50

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Wait, he fucked furniture?

2024-08-01 17:35:09

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2024-08-01 16:50:01

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Same. I crave rainy gloomy weather.

2024-08-01 15:11:08

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Yeah but you guys have that humidity. 😭🫠

2024-08-01 15:07:24

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Started out at HH. It's going to be a mild day.
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2024-08-01 15:02:02

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I'm eating breakfast, sir!!!

2024-08-01 14:56:02

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I heard he raped dudes too. Nigfag.

2024-08-01 14:50:17

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That sounds familiar. Stupid niggers and their stupid names.

2024-08-01 14:47:14

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And she dated that nigger that was in the news for rape and assault and having a creepy room in his mansion. Can't remember his name because he's a nigger.

2024-08-01 02:39:00

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Whoaaaa

2024-08-01 00:22:54

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I must have followed 6 gorrillan of his accounts back in the day

2024-07-31 22:38:40

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In all my years of loving anything to do with herpetology, I've never heard of that.
:peachcat_eyebrow:

2024-07-31 22:20:59

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I don't even want to know what that is
😭

2024-07-31 22:09:59

I hate this shit
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2024-07-31 22:01:17

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There you go, making me swoon again

2024-07-31 21:58:01

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And a good blanket
:sip:

2024-07-31 21:44:51

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Welcome to the club

2024-07-31 19:25:46

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BattleDwarf pointed it out as well

2024-07-31 19:23:20

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Breaks lol

2024-07-31 15:51:59

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Good morning, creamy dreamer.

2024-07-31 15:42:00

I'm definitely not uncomfortable. That grassroots fella should be uncomfortable though. Sheboon just smacked him down after he kissed her jigaboo ass.
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