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2026-03-15 08:26:05 UTC

And it gets better when the cheating team has to retire...
#F1 #RBR #RedBullRacing #ChineseGP

2026-03-15 07:59:58 UTC

I'll say it again...
Why on Earth would any MODERN #F1 driver want to race for #FerarriScuderia beggars belief
What a bunch of clowns...
They need to fire the strategists.
#ChineseGP #Formula1 #NostalgiaBlinkers #SkyF1

2026-03-15 07:55:25 UTC

So when do we expect the apology from all the "experts" (moron) pundits who said the new #F1 rules were terrible?
Amazing racing.
Now, if we can only make the cars quieter, it'd be great.
#ChineseGP #Formula1 #SkyF1

2026-03-11 19:17:50 UTC

TIL that the collective noun for mistakes is called a Life

2026-03-10 19:15:53 UTC

#Epstein
That is all.

2026-03-09 20:08:01 UTC

All the opinions expressed in my feed are those of the weird shimmering cartoon dog that appears in my peripheral vision whenever I'm dangerously sleep-deprived.

2026-03-08 12:43:19 UTC

Well, after all the usual "I don't like change" whining and gnashing of teeth, I think the new #Formula1 rules have produced a helluva opening race.
As usual, #Ferarri completely messed up the strategy and sbatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
#F1 #AustralianGP #AlbertPark #GrandPrix

2026-03-06 11:43:30 UTC

My granny never knew how to suck eggs

2026-03-03 18:59:38 UTC

Ooooo, I've found a new member of my Top 5... https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/ceae6b995c790d769fc2f450a7d304a0e664b2766d89843b23a7103d5e7ba310.webp

2026-03-02 17:52:07 UTC

As an OG investor in Brewdog, I was disgusted with the direction that James Watt took the company in. He tried to be Musk. I've lost my money, but I'm not sorry it's gone under...
BBC News - Bars close and hundreds lose jobs as US firm buys Brewdog in £33m deal
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c05v0p1d0peo

2026-02-28 16:56:49 UTC

I find it odd that Trump has attacked a primary school for girls.
Not because it's not a militarily important target, but because primary school aged girls are his preyground
#OperationEpsteinFury
#OperationEpicFury
#Iran #Israel #Trump

2026-02-28 07:51:06 UTC

Trump and Netenyahu are utter, utter cunts.
That is all.

2026-02-18 19:00:10 UTC

https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/c6d6b2a9a36b8f2882240861a0f694b4e245ea7e6f4538f83f9e404e8573054e.webp

2026-02-11 08:40:07 UTC

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Yes, I've taken to putting the asterisk in non-conventional places because it's a fucking ridiculous concept. Any idiot kid knows what the word is. Get over yourselves...

2026-02-11 08:40:06 UTC

Not content with fucki*g up the ex-USA at Putin's bidding, #Trump is also fuck*ng up life on Earth
Republican House bill guts laws protecting US consumers from toxic chemicals | US news | The Guardian https://share.google/JaXv63TTQsbvrbxxb

2026-02-05 18:16:26 UTC

I get viscerally angry that supermarkets have been unable to figure out the packaging of this stuff that enables you to peel off the flippin' cellophane! 🤬🤬 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/cb79edb8bd18aed76cad7144ac9540b1d66ce95b2baf4f2373cad706877371ed.webp

2026-01-30 18:52:06 UTC

OMG RIP Catherine O'Hara
BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce3z390d5klt?app-referrer=push-notification
Catherine O'Hara, star of Schitt's Creek and Home Alone, dies at 71 - follow live - BBC News

2026-01-25 11:43:06 UTC

Eeek, I start a new job as a Director and Chief Architect tomorrow. Massive Imposter syndrome today!
#ChiefArchitect #EnterpriseArchitect #ERP #Director

2026-01-25 08:13:33 UTC

Apropos of nothing:
After they were caught in a lie about Weapons of Mass Destruction, the Republican Party (and right-wing-plant Tony Blair), executed Saddam Hussein because his government killed their own people.

2026-01-25 07:58:41 UTC

#EpsteinFiles - That is all.
#Esptein

2026-01-24 22:04:52 UTC

Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kobiuc7qhtkt52dxl6tvi6c5/post/3md77nh4hwk2d https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/0b9ba8a917b2ac2e4132e67c785c62b3a9f16b2b77b85800b9732745748b693c.webp

2026-01-24 19:48:18 UTC

The thing is that there's no attempt to lower the heat, to say "let's establish the facts first".
They will lie about the victim to enable their cold blooded murders to continue unchecked.
Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5o6k7jvowuyaquloafzn3cfw/post/3md6xuxn6hc22 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/d73134310bc408f1eab8067a509cebb0af321480bfffaf799d1bff105625b804.webp

2026-01-24 19:45:28 UTC

Lest we forget, huh? 🙄

2026-01-23 08:53:12 UTC

I get that #F1 websites and reporters need filler content during the off-season, but...
The whole point of F1 is to exploit these little loopholes and innovate to get marginal performance improvements over the rivals.
F1 isn't just driving cars fast. It's also driving fast cars.
https://search.app/5N5VL

2026-01-21 12:16:40 UTC

I remain convinced that due to a errant science experiment in the 1960s, Platform 7 of Reading Railway Station is the coldest place in the known universe

2026-01-21 12:10:00 UTC

Dear Day 74 Diary,
I forget why I named you that but today is actually day 74, so.. Happy Birthday??
We could get fancy about it.
We are out of everything and slowly going mad but one of our hallucinations has to be real, perhaps the translucent hors d'oeuvres runner

2026-01-21 12:09:36 UTC

But what do I do with the squeegee? 🤔 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/4a6abb1339c10052b7302263b4d85eb283f2e885f347841a03300f86dce1d58e.webp

2026-01-19 07:19:41 UTC

I was Today Years Old when I realised that 'God' is a contraction of 'Good' and 'Devil' is the contractions of 'De Evil'...
Of course, both are figments of simian minds and it would be moronic to suggest that either exist, but hey ho
#Antitheist #ReligionPoisonsEverything

2026-01-18 02:29:08 UTC

Trump is a Russian asset.
He is tasked with destroying the ex-USA from within. His entire MO is to bring down America for Putin and the Russian Federation.
It's working.
Why is nobody realising this?

2026-01-17 15:34:48 UTC

A FAR better single metric for the economy is "How many homeless people are there?"
But fools focus on the other end😔, which is often wildly inaccurate.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c150leql9pgo

2026-01-16 08:27:58 UTC

I was joined by a single dolphin 🐬 on my morning swim at Mon Choisy, Mauritius 🦤, this morning.
That was very cool.
I could only get a photo once I had gotten out of the water to get my phonr https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/26915ca6b792a849c6bf4195d1665aade70244a6e7d106a4aeda8037e2ee49d4.webp

2026-01-14 14:07:56 UTC

"America First"
Amirite?
#ICE #SlaughterInTheStreets https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/b12279a0af965c7f8c681495fd4cad30ce21632a0349fdc29e3ea39ab24a5568.webp

2026-01-14 14:07:54 UTC

"America First"
Amirite?
#ICE #SlaughterInTheStreets https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/464f68f546542cc16af69a68c65045a0db8be783b5d0ba69e433629a7ef4dbd0.webp

2026-01-14 09:27:43 UTC

And now watch the pile-on of anti-AI fools.
AI wasn't the problem here. It is a tool. The Police Chief (or the underling) is the real problem.
BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c394zlr8e12t?app-referrer=push-notification
Police chief admits misleading MPs after AI used in justification for banning Maccabi Tel Aviv fans - BBC News

2026-01-13 15:36:38 UTC

As @GottaLaff@mstdn.social would say...
Keep 'em coming
BBC News - Senator Mark Kelly sues Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth over attempted demotion
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8j31728187o

2026-01-13 10:23:40 UTC

Good.
BBC News - BBC seeks dismissal of Trump's $5bn defamation lawsuit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c394x4z8kpdo

2026-01-12 15:17:16 UTC

Dude riding a quad bike
(A coral I found washed up on the beach today in #Mauritius 🇲🇺🦤) https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/cc908811547d1c55cd9133c037d1ed61b9e533c59c56ea9aff7571e082601dcd.webp

2026-01-08 03:17:57 UTC

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But now I'm even more confused because there's a legal clause of "No returns" that is invoked after the Pinch-Punch statement...
I'm now not sure when we invoke the White Rabbits defence 🤷‍♂️

2026-01-08 03:17:56 UTC

Wait. Americans say Rabbit Rabbit on the 1st of the month? Or only on New Year?
In the UK, we (well, kids) say White Rabbit as a response to "Pinch Punch, First of the Month"

2026-01-08 02:47:57 UTC

Not even mentioned on the BBC "News" app 🙄
https://aje.io/aubryq

2026-01-07 10:31:22 UTC

Dear journalists and media,
Please stop using the term, "baselessly claims" and instead use "lies" when talking about Dotard Donald, the GOP, Reform UK, or actually, anyone else, including liberals.
Say it for what it is.

2026-01-07 08:08:36 UTC

How do I send this to Dotard Donald?? He'll listen to a sugary food message...
#DotardDonald #Trump https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/40b9e4401a4f53f194ffba7e28154ac0974b32d695736a3aae91a506300dd958.webp

2026-01-06 09:13:48 UTC

Sorry I yelled 'five second rule" when you dropped your baby

2026-01-03 16:00:44 UTC

Trickle-down economics DOES work!
Putin installs his preferred stooge in the USA, Trump install his preferred stooge (María Corina Machado) in Venezuela....
It trickles down until the far right have taken over...

2026-01-01 09:17:32 UTC

New Year's Day swim in the sea completed.
(Dunno what all the fuss is about) https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/85cc77af65b9430196452c7d29f68af49789833e8b8b35c789f39379480d3b6d.webp https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/7834eaac4e2e85e2359d748dca49acaee9aa489b7075efc7823eb9b5ffb63405.webp

2025-12-31 09:45:14 UTC

A bit of a difference between home and where I am right now...
#juxtapostion https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/3415b7611155506e3e3ffff331a9fe6642d9180ba40dbb2b5cd88e39704dc123.webp

2025-12-30 15:33:28 UTC

7 years sober today!
I gave up drinking alcohol on December 30th, 2018 🎉🍻

2025-12-29 17:30:06 UTC

After nearly 24 hours of travelling, we're meeting our neighbours at our apartment in #Mauritius 🦤 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/00cc497fa2fe7b4b7751b0ef7a013d35d6fc0c6903a1940c111ab6796719efd3.webp

2025-12-23 12:14:32 UTC

Disgusting backtracking from Labour.
I've never met a poor farmer.
Make them pay the same tax as the rest of us! 🤬🤬🤬

2025-12-22 15:01:09 UTC

Well, I guess he didn't make it...
RIP Chris Rea
BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0q5g3v02qjt?app-referrer=push-notification
Singer Chris Rea dies age 74 - BBC News

2025-12-19 12:58:54 UTC

Take fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty

2025-12-18 07:53:56 UTC

I can't imagine that being bombarded with things telling you that people are lonely at Christmas makes lonely people feel any better!
"Here, let me keep prodding that bruise. Does it help?"

2025-12-18 07:53:43 UTC

I can't imagine that being bombarded with things telling you that people are lonely at Christmas makes lonely people feel any better!
"Here, let me keep prodding that bruise. Does it help?"

2025-12-02 13:16:21 UTC

Be in no doubt - this was caused by the criminally corrupt Tories chipping away at our judicial systems to make it harder to prosecute them and their cronies.
It has left our legal system in tatters.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn5lxg2l0lqo

2025-11-22 07:15:19 UTC

Despite the emotional nostalgia associated with the early years of #F1, I just do not understand why drivers want to race for #Ferrari in the modern era?
Ferrari have been awful for many, many years now and ruin most drivers' careers.
#LasVegasGP #Formula1

2025-11-21 13:18:06 UTC

And THIS is the bias in the #BBC. They say that they aren't fascist, but this is at the very least a dog whistle to the far right crowd.
What about all the British-born rapists? Are we going to get breaking news alerts for them also?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3v1xpyy955o?app-referrer=push-notification

2025-11-21 06:34:12 UTC

Yet, he's still claiming that he's stopped the war 🙄
https://aje.io/3rwmsa

2025-11-20 20:44:30 UTC

I predict that the Yellowstone supervolcano will blow in 2026 causing most of the world's species to be taken to the edge of extinction, if not extinct.
But, on the bright side, it'll solve the Far Right problem. Homo Sapiens will almost certainly be wiped out.

2025-11-20 08:07:43 UTC

I have a VERY broody parrot 🦜 this morning. She is making some disturbing squeaks - I'll expect an 🥚 soon!

2025-11-18 12:36:11 UTC

I think we can safely drop the 'U' from USA now. Since Gingrich and now Trump, it's '(look at) the State of America'...
The USA is no more. It's an Ex-parrot. It's pushing up daisies.

2025-11-17 22:20:12 UTC

And people are worried about Shiara Law taking over the UK?
I'm worried that we're not ridding ourselves of Christian law fast enough!
BBC News - Singing of KPop Demon Hunters songs banned at school in Poole - BBC News
#ReligionPoisonsEverything
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceq03r3z2eqo

2025-11-17 21:02:43 UTC

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Will I be a great military leader in WWIII, or discover/invent something in engineering/science, or become a TV personality, or something else?
No idea, but I just feel that it'll happen one day. I'm not rushing it, not craving it. I've always just had that feeling inside me 🤷‍♂️

2025-11-17 21:02:40 UTC

Genuine Q:
Does everyone else think that they're going to be famous/leave a legacy for our species?
I'm wondering if I just have delusions of grandeur. I have always thought that one day I'll be famous, but I'm not sure for what.

2025-11-15 17:56:58 UTC

Crow just picked up a big stick, flew to a branch and stared at me, so I gave him a thumbs and said that’s pretty cool man congrats

2025-11-15 07:47:32 UTC

Does that include TACOs? 🌮
#taco #trump #paedophile #paedo #pedo
BBC News - Trump rolls back tariffs on dozens of food products
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdjr4xw83eko

2025-11-11 18:47:37 UTC

I assume that all those "patriots" will be going out in this stormy weather to clean and rehang their shitty, stained, tattered, and limp flags?
They are a disgrace to the nation, much like the people who hang them...

2025-11-11 08:17:28 UTC

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No. We. Are. Not. We are just saying that trans people are people (like ALL people) and should have the same rights, opportunities and rules as everyone else. We just don't think people should be blocked from anything for being LGBT+

2025-11-11 08:17:25 UTC

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E.g. I heard Reilly (sexual abuser) saying that the left is trying to install trans people to x positions.

2025-11-11 08:17:20 UTC

So now we've evidenced what the RW "Alpha" (whatever TF that means) males do to the world, can we go back to agreeing that woke is the best way forward for society?
And that's woke on our terms, not the RW media's impression of it

2025-11-09 18:28:10 UTC

How the hell can a DRS overtake be "overtake of the day"??
Oh, yeah, it's the guy Netflix are paying for... nvm I forgot 🙄
#F1 #SkyF1 #SaoPauloGP #BrazilianGP #RedBullCheat

2025-11-09 18:05:44 UTC

Well, I'm glad the ex-Tory activist DG has gone, but bending the knee to Trump is just embarrassing...
BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd9kqz1yyxkt?app-referrer=push-notification
BBC director general Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness resign over Trump documentary edit - BBC News

2025-11-08 18:24:55 UTC

I could not be happier for #RedBullRacing
#RBR #RedBull #F1 #BrazillianGP #SaoPaolo

2025-11-08 10:50:30 UTC

Dear #BBC
Updates about your show, #Traitors, does NOT constitute "Breaking News" FFS!!
Not the Royals, not Religious stuff.
Please sack your ex-tory activist DG and stop the rot...

2025-11-07 20:07:56 UTC

RIP James Watson
In other news, one of the people who discovered DNA was still alive this morning! 😯
BBC News - DNA pioneer James Watson dies at 97
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn8xdypnz32o

2025-11-06 20:04:21 UTC

🎶 You don't have to be beautiful to turn me on...🎶
But it helps...

2025-11-05 20:01:57 UTC

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I truly agree that this book should be part of, no, a cornerstone of secondary education in every country on Earth.
It brings accessible science to everyone, in a joyful and humourous manner.

2025-11-05 20:01:57 UTC

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I definitely think that ALL politicians should be made to read it and tested on it before they can take office!

2025-11-05 20:01:56 UTC

I find it difficult to put into words how much the original version of this book changed my life. When I saw v2. 0 had been released, updated to 2025's knowledge, I was overjoyed. Truly a masterpiece!
A Short History of Nearly Everything 2.0, Bill Bryson.
https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=PXlcEQAAQBAJ

2025-11-05 19:58:09 UTC

But this guy was probably white and from England, so #BBCNews and the other Far Right media isn't getting it's panties in a twist about this...🙄
#fascism https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/d4697008441270e3dfa82c14c95f4926ec97896d01a914678c7e56392c74bab6.webp

2025-11-04 20:14:06 UTC

OK theists...
How are you explaining extinction of species, and that some species survived aeons, eras and epochs when others don't?
And what is the provenance of your answer? Hint: "god works in mysterious ways" is not an acceptable answer.

2025-11-04 11:41:58 UTC

I'm afraid that I have no tears for this monster
BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4gpxe1kg8kt?app-referrer=push-notification
Former US Vice-President Dick Cheney dies aged 84 - live updates - BBC News

2025-11-03 20:14:31 UTC

I'm beginning to suspect I've been living out the consequences of a curse inscribed on a thin lead scroll buried deep within a Gaulish grave.

2025-11-02 14:48:28 UTC

So, now I can say that I've eaten in the Pizza Express in Woking where some rando called Andrew didn't sweat.
I assume he demotion to commoner is a preemptive move before some damning news is released.
Then the Royals can wash their hands of the -ve PR of one of them being jailed.

2025-11-01 08:55:39 UTC

Brace yourself for seeing "Lest we forget" posted everywhere, mainly by the very people who have caused us to collectively forget.
It's the canonical definition of gaslighting.
I think I'll write/speak to everyone I see posting it to remind them what they are actually saying.

2025-10-31 19:34:13 UTC

Prefect. Funder and Frightening on Halloween! 🎃👻
And I was speaking to a girl from Transylvania today!

2025-10-31 18:01:58 UTC

So you don't like my jokes about ghosts having sex with owls?
Well, boo-fucking-hoo

2025-10-31 08:36:48 UTC

At this point, it's just a cynical attempt to disown the fact a prince has committed a heinous crime, and if he's jailed, the Royals can say he's not one of theirs.
It's all about PR for the Royals
BBC News - Is this finally rock bottom for Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62elnjnqqxo

2025-10-30 21:52:01 UTC

J'apprends le français tous les jours depuis cinq ans.
Mais, je suis toujours aussi nul ! 😂 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/29ad962edd0dd7d9b9331c92901913781399ba46786680d83b7f80f57b6a3a2f.webp

2025-10-29 18:01:47 UTC

#BBC news has gone fully fascist (by the real definition). It wets itself in its giddy reporting of the guy accidentally released from jail, and now leads with the nationality of the dog walker murderer.
They are pandering to flag shaggers and folks who shout at hotels...🙄

2025-10-28 19:41:56 UTC

Has Trump even ended a single war?
Nope.
BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c891ex72nj7t?app-referrer=push-notification
Israel launches strikes on Gaza, reports say, after Netanyahu orders 'powerful' attacks - live updates - BBC News

2025-10-28 15:44:31 UTC

I love this! (Assuming it's true, of course)
Intel 8080 bottleneck made classic 47-year-old Space Invaders arcade game run faster as enemies died — expert coder asserts 'hardware accident' to blame | Tom's Hardware https://share.google/T4Dfjr2d5OHLUAyK6

2025-10-28 10:38:16 UTC

Oh no! RIP Sybil 😞
BBC News - Fawlty Towers star Prunella Scales dies aged 93
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjd0yn5gyndo

2025-10-26 20:41:19 UTC

Of course #Max #Verstappen doesn't get a penalty. Of course. He can only win when he cheats...
#F1 #MexicoGP

2025-10-26 19:15:30 UTC

If you listen carefully, you can hear your electric toothbrush singing 'Intergalactic' by the Beastie Boys

2025-10-26 17:01:11 UTC

Dark innit?

2025-10-26 08:04:20 UTC

I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing.
I give it six months.

2025-10-24 17:46:53 UTC

Cause of death: criticising Putin?
#defenestration
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/man-who-died-after-plymouth-10596908

2025-10-23 17:57:31 UTC

Is Trump still ending the Ukraine/Russia war in the first 24 hours of his term?
Like the other "8 wars" that he hasn't ended? 🤔

2025-10-23 17:11:07 UTC

It isn’t that I’m not a people person; it’s that I’m not a stupid people person.
And they are very prolific…

2025-10-19 07:28:28 UTC

I'm at that stage of life where I can tell the weather by which parts of my body hurt...