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2026-07-28 21:11:33 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g Oh shit Wiz this is fucking awesome.

2026-07-07 15:25:17 UTC

I woke up this morning next to my girlfriend, and of course I have an erection and am groggy.
She mounts me, no condom. I actually say "no," and she continues. I say "no, I'm going to cum," and she says "I don't care :)". Then, I cum inside of her.
My friendos I have actually been reverse raped by my menhera gf.
It is in fact as hot as the hentai games would have you believe, but it's also a bit scary because I might actually get this girl pregnant.

2026-07-03 22:44:57 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…4f3c @nprofile…m82g It's not gay if it's your own dick

2026-07-03 22:24:25 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…m82g I guess I'm unique then. I'm pretty sure I've posted about sucking my own dick in front of this girl.

2026-07-03 22:21:22 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g @nprofile…2g7j Holy shit you're treating me like a ghost when I'm right here. :shiina_kek:

2026-07-03 22:18:44 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g @nprofile…2g7j "I got in shape, started doing yoga, and go to a church which attracts occultists."
This was inevitable and you knew it.

2026-06-14 04:01:25 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g @nprofile…l5m0 How the fuck do you burn tomato sauce? That shit is basically meant to be cooked for hours on end.

2026-06-04 05:15:03 UTC

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@nprofile…kyl8 I vote for SRK. I have attached a sampling of his musical talent where he sings about wanting to put wanting to put things in men's asses. No further argument is needed.
https://tsundere.love/media/73289f94-3dde-492d-918a-3c33d1c58b1d/SRK_total_earrape.mp3

2026-03-29 15:23:00 UTC

Everyone pray for our brother in Christ @nprofile…m82g today at church so that he does not defecate his bowels out :koronebless:

2026-03-28 04:56:22 UTC

I would like to report to everyone that the MATE brand onaholes are very poorly constructed.
I impaled this thing after maybe 5 uses.
https://tsundere.love/media/74c8ecb8-2afd-4967-8302-59d9e4e7d532/nana-rippling-0.webp

2026-03-24 03:55:10 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 The permavirgins shriek, "I CANNOT FIX THAT"
The eventual ascendant looks at the cringe that is comparable to his own and says, "I must 😤"

2026-03-24 03:50:15 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 I will fuck the cringe out of her

2026-03-24 03:38:49 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g It's buttbabybirth isn't it?

2026-03-22 03:47:21 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1iXh7jxjfc
OK black people
Your race has produced one person of value

2026-03-04 20:49:23 UTC

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@nprofile…sxm6 @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…lsen This has happened with Chinese soldiers and Ukrainian soldiers. Israel has a draft - you should not expect their soldiers to act like manly heroes, they're just typical jews.

2026-03-04 17:57:08 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…6449 Of course this could just be wrong - you can just add noise to video to fuck with people like me - but at the very least I would feel comfortable claiming in a court that this video was real.

2026-03-04 17:55:32 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…6449 The newer models may have hammered these things out, but nothing I'm aware of suggests that the video is fake. Both real cameras and generative AI models tend to have "fingerprints" - that is, noise profiles that allow you to determine the thing that was used to create the image/video - and the noise from this video is dominated by compression artifacts which suggests that it came from a real device.

2026-03-02 17:53:49 UTC

https://tsundere.love/media/d6ba7ffa-5222-4bfe-8c41-f4dd102e4193/995b97596a04ae46.png

2026-03-02 04:32:07 UTC

Slowly grabbing images that I like so that I can start actually developing a style.
https://tsundere.love/media/0e925bc4-e12c-43c3-ba00-84bd5ce2b370/140172148_p1.jpg

2026-02-27 17:07:23 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d This is resolved by pointing out that the tree you build by shifting has finite depth, and that every branch eventually terminates to a node where you are dead no matter what.

2026-02-26 17:53:32 UTC

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@nprofile…p2qa @nprofile…m82g "I shall complain about tmi on fedi"
I guess it's time to talk about my penis again, and how I have to wear the special WildmanT undies in order to contain it.

2026-02-26 17:52:34 UTC

:senko_pog: woah we have senko emojis now thanks @nprofile…m82g

2026-02-26 17:47:57 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g Feliz Jueves my man :koronebless:
Good to see that your health complaints are largely "I'm overworked" as opposed to "I can't sleep and my stomach is killing me permanently."

2026-02-26 02:58:08 UTC

@nprofile…zuck SKYLAR HAS ALMOST A TERABYTE OF CP ON HIS COMPUTER WHAT THE FUCK
#nevent1q…6hph

2026-02-24 04:47:42 UTC

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@nprofile…nyex Jeff posted it in this exact thread actually.

2026-02-24 03:57:23 UTC

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@nprofile…nyex The task at hand requires automation and this interface only makes any serious work harder.

2026-02-24 02:52:03 UTC

This is an open request.
Does anyone have a batch download for the Epstein files that the DOJ has put out? The DOJ's website doesn't have the batch downloads and you'd have to set something up to scrape it if you wanted every document on the site, which I'd rather try to sidestep if reasonably possible.

2026-02-20 19:51:13 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 cc @nprofile…5kp5 SHINY ROCK CHADS GET READY TO WIN

2026-02-20 19:50:29 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 I am invested heavily in gold please do this my net worth will fucking skyrocket holy shit

2026-02-20 19:44:03 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g "Abbreviating Company Portal to CP? What an excellent idea, I'll make sure you get all of the credit you deserve for such a wonderful and insightful contribution to our company." :asuka_smug:

2026-02-18 00:48:52 UTC

Youtube out here showing me the hardest NEET propaganda ever holy shit.
https://tsundere.love/media/bfe1553b-c494-4f80-89e0-681950d77707/image.png

2026-02-17 00:32:52 UTC

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@nprofile…5kp5 @nprofile…uj37 @nprofile…xfgp :gura_pain: damnit now I'm not going to get the idea of "ice cream = cum from ICE" thought out of *my* head either, thanks

2026-02-10 17:17:42 UTC

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@nprofile…t8de Random government-mandated penis inspection stops.

2026-02-09 16:51:56 UTC

1) Pedi exists
2) Pedi users have poor opsec
3) The US government is literally run by pedophiles
4) Despite 2), Pedi continues to run happily
:MashuThink: I am beginning to suspect that Pedi users are actually US congressmen and billionaires.

2026-02-09 04:57:28 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g Are you flexible enough to massage your own lower back? I do this routinely and it's not a serious problem unless I do something dumb.

2026-02-09 00:18:05 UTC

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@nprofile…p0rr return to VOID

2026-02-06 21:47:11 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g @nprofile…5vxd Did fishman finally just nuke Phase? Holy shit, I love to see it. :shiina_kek:

2026-02-05 18:01:11 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf That gold dip was a 10 sigma event that's gotten buffed out of the market. That was pure market manipulation and it didn't even really put a dent in anything.

2026-02-05 06:16:03 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g update
https://tsundere.love/media/9c809fdc-dd77-4b29-8e10-b1ec1983cd49/image.png

2026-02-03 19:12:15 UTC

https://notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacked-incident-info-update/
tl;dr the text editor that most n00bs use got pwnt.
cc @nprofile…ztx6 @nprofile…m82g @nprofile…fq95 @nprofile…2nyy , you guys are the people I know who actually write code so you should be aware of this.
https://tsundere.love/media/c612cce3-0e91-4837-8756-2dc12f5f7a68/image.png

2026-01-31 17:05:25 UTC

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@nprofile…zwl2 @nprofile…6lav I do not have enough schizophrenia to have predicted "Antisemitism revealed to be an Israeli psyop," I give up on this year it is fucking insane.

2026-01-28 07:37:25 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUWPU20h4Iw
:chinowoah1: They finally fucking released her

2026-01-28 07:35:44 UTC

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@nprofile…xfgp @nprofile…qd0z @nprofile…v9lx >Jews are the bulwark against Islam
They should stop importing them to Europe then.

2026-01-28 01:56:05 UTC

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@nprofile…hagh @nprofile…xsvf In another thread I said "less than 10 dead on both sides isn't a civil war, but more than 1000 is." The "you" is specifically me.

2026-01-25 23:16:25 UTC

As a physically able man with an M.S., it is impossible to ignore the fact that being an ICE agent pays more than being a school teacher in a lot of areas.

2026-01-21 17:18:33 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru need girl i can fix :uoh:

2026-01-20 22:42:47 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g :chino_dead1: why is your stomach always fucked up Wiz?

2026-01-19 20:45:19 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g I thought we defed NPC though :MashuThink:

2026-01-15 16:23:47 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g @nprofile…d550 @nprofile…lp2p :shiina_kek: Wiz what the fuck is this thing you have saved in your porn folder?

2026-01-13 00:05:21 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf @nprofile…a08r Jeff I think you're telling this woman how to commit rape. :chino_dead1:

2026-01-08 05:00:49 UTC

Stonetoss hits hard, it's great to see a condemnation of female pedophilia. :koronebless:
https://tsundere.love/media/afea2cc3-ed81-472b-9947-f3d55990ffa1/image.png

2026-01-06 00:11:33 UTC

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@nprofile…8pu2 >investigator exposes white supremacist dating site's users
>they're all Latinos

2025-12-14 21:58:04 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz Looks like it.
It seems like you don't want to have to put up with the usual drama crowd for a little while?

2025-12-14 21:56:00 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz I learned about it 10 minutes ago and don't care because it was in Australia and it was kikes who died.

2025-12-14 21:49:26 UTC

@nprofile…7gzz Shutting down registration because of that shooting, or just so you don't have to put up with bullshit over Christmas?
(I'm hoping it's the latter, Merry Christmas friend)

2025-12-12 05:40:18 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz @nprofile…9gft They expect one of us in the hellthread

2025-12-12 05:35:27 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz @nprofile…9gft 4u

2025-12-12 05:31:15 UTC

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@nprofile…9gft @nprofile…7gzz I'd really rather he just stay in one spot where nobody pays attention to him.

2025-12-12 05:21:35 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz I do hate Armstrong deeply, and the way that he creates new accounts to evade blocks/mutes is annoying.
That said, he's not worth making hellthread after hellthread over.

2025-12-12 04:54:10 UTC

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@nprofile…7gzz I'm gonna go long on #3.

2025-10-22 02:02:39 UTC

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@nprofile…kpxe @nprofile…ydzq @nprofile…k8kd Moreover, if you got scammed on one bar you probably got scammed on a bunch of bars, right? If you scan some fraction of the bars, then you'll probably pick up the occasional bad bar and be able to identify who is scamming you regardless.

2025-10-22 00:44:33 UTC

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@nprofile…ydzq How do you even try to get away with this? Wouldn't this fail a simple density test?

2025-10-15 03:56:08 UTC

@nprofile…wftz your website is approved by the UN Climate Scientist cabal, congratulations.
https://tsundere.love/media/d114b95c-fea9-4ce0-a305-d31bb5a64fbd/image.png

2025-10-12 01:56:06 UTC

:korofunk: Time for me to act unemployed for once
Downloading every fucking episode of detective conan

2025-10-09 22:32:12 UTC

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@nprofile…3hg5 :peko_normal: Who the fuck does that?
I wash them every 2-3 months.

2025-10-09 17:54:09 UTC

I think I actually got done cleaning my apartment, I've spent an hour cleaning each work day for the last 2-3 weeks because I just don't wanna do my shitty job.

2025-10-09 13:37:18 UTC

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@nprofile…mtgg :asukaRee: THIS CAN BE DONE WITHOUT AI
WHY IS EVERY FUCKING STANDARD ALGORITHM IN MY FIELD BEING REPLACED BY AI WITH NO MEASURABLE PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2025-10-08 18:14:50 UTC

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@nprofile…66ct @nprofile…3m86 @nprofile…u8hw Even in that situation, if you're an American citizen then this (probably) creates a missing person's case. Someone *else* is looking for you - be it your past employer, family, friends, or priest.
If there's literally nothing stopping that - as you're saying - then there should be a new, correspondingly large pile of missing person's cases that are impossible to solve.

2025-10-08 18:05:12 UTC

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@nprofile…66ct @nprofile…3m86 @nprofile…u8hw The US has embassies just about everywhere, and if you get deported you can head to the US embassy and go "hey I'm actually X, I got deported wrongly, here's my SSN and there's dental records to prove that I'm X." As long as you can figure out how to get basic legal help, you'd come out of the whole situation better off because the resulting lawsuit would be very lucrative.

2025-10-08 04:11:28 UTC

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@nprofile…mtgg This is because you only see political and military power as options.
Economic power is available to people who are skilled. It is becoming significantly easier to acquire money through entrepreneurship nowadays, and the ability to produce useful things makes it possible for you to control at least some of what gets done in our country.
Don't spend money on evil things. If you work for an evil company, undermine it. Produce things that don't meaningfully contribute to evil.
:chinowoah1: it's like you can just do things

2025-10-05 15:44:03 UTC

Best VTuber naming the 🧃
https://tsundere.love/media/8983097f-5306-4c3d-af5e-9ec8de40b58c/image.png

2025-10-04 20:37:29 UTC

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@nprofile…y4a2 >i would do pretty much anything that doesn't violate my chastity
:asuka_smug: how many of us believe this

2025-10-04 17:03:58 UTC

nap then coffee shop. i'm real tired after the workout today

2025-10-03 17:19:15 UTC

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@nprofile…8d72 bitch dropping the apple fuck

2025-10-01 01:38:21 UTC

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@nprofile…6g30 @nprofile…kwkp It pays well enough that you can actually get your own studio apartment and not have to live with your parents. Just apply quietly and say "I have a job and can work an office job now"

2025-10-01 01:22:00 UTC

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@nprofile…6g30 @nprofile…kwkp I sent you a link to work for the USCIS which is both better paying and easier than retail. Just go work for them (once the government's re-funded)

2025-09-30 14:22:20 UTC

>Do daily tarot draw while thinking about my job
>Draw the Devil card
:chino_dead1: gm fedi, my boss is apparently literally Satan

2025-09-30 03:42:27 UTC

@nprofile…6g30 @nprofile…y4a2 I've seen both of you in here basically halfway to roping yourself because you can't get a job.
https://www.uscis.gov/join
Here. It's a white collar job that you can put on your resume and you can apply for a real job while you have this. You'll also get the satisfaction of knowing that you're keeping out the people who are trying to take jobs from you.
You probably qualify no matter how fucked up you are. The catch is that the pay is shit, but it's going to give you time to apply for real jobs in your field.

2025-09-30 03:25:55 UTC

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@nprofile…f6e6 cc @nprofile…luus here ya go

2025-09-11 14:54:06 UTC

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@nprofile…rn3p >What’s more, they don’t even have the decency to pretend to be remorseful or regretful about it. Reddit and Bluesky were full of retarded neckbeards cheering on Kirk’s death. Rank-and-file Democrats, like this publik skool teechur from Pennsylvania, took the opportunity to show us what uniquely trashy people they really are.
:gura_pain: Yeah the raccoon furry was acting like this just last night.

2025-09-09 22:50:09 UTC

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@nprofile…8k6h Wow I can't believe they made an AI act like how I feel on a daily basis.

2025-09-09 21:31:19 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx yes saar we are the racist right wing men now

2025-09-08 01:40:39 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx @nprofile…che0 Just because they do morally questionable things does not excuse you doing morally questionable things.
And also you're *really* bad at getting across that your jokes are jokes. Work on it.

2025-09-08 01:37:44 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx @nprofile…che0 Normally by asking "what the fuck do you mean" then having me explain that grifting people is wrong and bad and you should not do it.

2025-09-08 01:32:35 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx @nprofile…che0 :peko_normal: Posts like *this* are why people like Sui and NPC and DJ keep telling me that there's no fucking hope for you.

2025-09-08 01:25:44 UTC

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@nprofile…f6e6 South Korea is actually *the* country with the most virulent feminism *and* the most virulent misogyny. The men and women outright hate each other there to the point where a woman being from South Korea would be a giant fucking red flag.

2025-09-08 01:23:10 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx @nprofile…che0 >Be Indian
>Make money on Twitter being racist towards Indians
:chino_dead1: This is some next level fucking grift.

2025-09-08 00:54:31 UTC

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@nprofile…che0 >complaining about alt text
>on racist twitter
:asuka_smug:

2025-09-07 21:39:56 UTC

I mildly dislike talking to people with sunglasses. When I try to look at them to try to understand what's going on with them I feel like I'm looking at a black sheet instead of a person.

2025-09-07 05:12:41 UTC

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@nprofile…66ct 1) Even if a lot of farmers are going to be bankrupt next year, it doesn't necessarily follow that this is due to tariffs.New farms go bankrupt all the time, they're not often financially viable because they're often run somewhat poorly.
2) We *regularly* give farmers subsidies to produce food instead of cash crops. This is important because we want them to make food instead of tobacco.

2025-09-04 19:40:45 UTC

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@nprofile…kz2s >Google docs
:sui_disgust:

2025-09-04 03:53:50 UTC

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@nprofile…hdem cc @nprofile…66ct

2025-09-04 01:58:24 UTC

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@nprofile…p9vq They've tried before and they seem OK with having me on but the pay grade is comically poor compared to doing almost anything else.
I understand people who pick up those jobs fresh out of college, but I don't understand people who remain in those positions for more than a year or two.

2025-09-03 14:41:07 UTC

gm fedi, I have a weird interview to prepare for tomorrow. They contacted me out of the blue and were like "yeah this is a bit of a confidential search and your resume looked good" so it's kinda weirding me out but I'm just gonna go along with it :watamenod1:

2025-09-02 03:18:10 UTC

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@nprofile…4t9e @nprofile…gdjx You could always just unfollow him.
I think he's been off the internet for that period of time a few times. He definitely has influencer-brain more than a little.

2025-09-02 03:03:09 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx >Talk about eating eggs
>Jumps into the thread talking about why it's not a dig at him
:gura_pain: Dicey...

2025-09-02 01:28:39 UTC

Made Uovo in Purgatorio properly for the first time, I have the suspicion that I should have added more spice to the tomato sauce but I am now very fond of the idea of baking eggs in tomato sauce. I'm going to see if I can think of new ideas in this vein, this might be my favorite way to eat eggs.

2025-08-26 03:45:16 UTC

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@nprofile…v256 @nprofile…grcp You smack it twice or thrice.
Once to make the soap lather, then it turns off while you're scrubbing, then you smack it once (or twice) more to rinse the rest of it off.
The faucet does not need to be running 100% of the time you're washing your hands, it only needs to be running when you're making the soap spread on your hands or when you're removing the soap from your hands.

2025-08-26 03:41:30 UTC

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@nprofile…v256 @nprofile…grcp The last two are equally solved by push button faucets and the first one is dumb for it because you don't have to touch the handle after your hands are clean from washing them.
https://tsundere.love/media/ed3a3974-ce9c-4613-9732-08f2316d404f/image.png

2025-08-26 03:30:30 UTC

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@nprofile…grcp Who the fuck designed that? That's ridiculously unintuitive.