Unhosted Marcellus

Effective node runner and sat stacker of last resort. #ordisrespector no. 1.

Public Key

npub100mahqlhxg50thmt5dyynu40nl25hat9kkkknzk8pqjfkvgq0xsqtdfyy5

NIP-05 Address

_@ordisrespector.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs8ha7ms0mny284ma46xjzf72hel42t74jmtttf3trssfymxyq8ngqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds9qx7d6

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub100mahqlhxg50thmt5dyynu40nl25hat9kkkknzk8pqjfkvgq0xsqtdfyy5

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Last Notes

2024-08-12 21:02:18

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https://m.primal.net/JxeD.gif

2024-07-23 20:19:34

Sooo aren't folks seeing the obvious conflict of interests here?
The same shady pool operators who are most likely pushing pseudonymous articles to Bitcoin Magazine apologizing for a wealth tax on #Bitcoin are also putting Bitcoin Core maintainers in their payroll. https://image.nostr.build/a31449db6eaa9c24c71c111b64fc252330bc668857334e7a8ee65aed527ab5b8.jpg

2024-07-22 06:49:47

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Make your own signet. I've got you covered:
https://github.com/BcnBitcoinOnly/signet-playground

2024-07-21 21:42:27

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Welcome!

2024-07-18 18:18:42

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Mandatory xkcd strip. https://image.nostr.build/c7ec200f7ff6f556991cb85714a226863bb5a91f9f5c83554eb3aa5857312644.jpg

2024-07-13 22:26:28

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That doesn't really sound like a zap anymore.
I don't think I'd interact with any mint to retrieve any tiny IOUs that random people give me. But LN sats I'd still take.

2024-07-12 20:29:32

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You didn't mean to give me commit access? 😅
Well you're still on time to take it back. I was a bit surprised tbh. https://image.nostr.build/9649924362a651fe3d6d45a23a589d9191cef00f2ade24bbbe4526bc802345f0.jpg

2024-07-12 20:19:32

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What needs to be done?

2024-07-12 20:06:28

@npub180c…h6w6 tricked me into working for free maintaining the trustedcoin plugin for CLN 🫡
Be wary of open source developers with too many projects 😂

2024-04-27 07:16:20

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Damn. Ok.

2024-04-24 21:45:00

Privacy is not a crime, and neither is writing code.
Free Samourai.

2024-04-23 13:35:48

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Don'ts: Don't
Do's:

2024-04-03 19:39:35

Dockerized Custom Signet network
https://github.com/BcnBitcoinOnly/signet-playground

2024-04-01 14:02:03

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PCIe or USB hard drive?

2024-03-21 19:58:07

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Dioooos que guapo!
Tienes LNURL? Quiero enviarte unos sats pero por ahora no puedo zapear en Nostr.

2024-01-27 16:22:39

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Back in 2017 a few of the spam filters from Core that apply to legacy TXs were not adapted for SegWit.
Fixing this inconsistency in Core would go a long way in mitigating the problem, but the current maintainers don't seem willing to make this fix (they recently closed a Pull Request that did just that).
Running Bitcoin Core with the ordisrespector filter, running Bitcoin Knots (@lukedashjr's version of Core with extra features and adequate filters), or pointing your hashrate to Ocean if you are a miner are the things that are in the hands of individual Bitcoiners.

2024-01-27 15:09:17

GM ☕
2017 vs 2024.
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a clown, or something along those lines.
https://m.primal.net/HZVj.png
https://m.primal.net/HZVk.jpg

2024-01-13 10:01:42

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1maa/bitcoin:v25.1.knots20231115
https://github.com/BcnBitcoinOnly/docker-knots/tree/master

2023-10-26 14:29:18

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Turns out what I wanted already exists, win.
https://github.com/MostroP2P/mostro

2023-10-26 10:27:52

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How are you still alive.

2023-10-26 10:26:37

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Fu, I missed the link.
https://dergigi.com/2023/01/19/how-to-build-a-nostr-gm-bot/

2023-10-26 10:25:50

Back in the day I followed this excellent guide from @npub1der…xzpc to create a simple Nostr bot (@`ordisbot`).
Anyone knows if there's anything written about programming interactive Nostr bots? Meaning bots that accept commands by DM and reply back and forth.

2023-10-19 22:08:25

#note17uu…0ugy If you haven't built a @npub17ty…3mgl with your own hands are you even a bitcoiner?

2023-10-19 09:30:42

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Bring it. We need fees, not a fucking ETF lol.

2023-10-18 22:34:52

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Proper Reddit: https://stacker.news/

2023-10-18 10:44:12

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I don't get why the Nostr community (clients & relays) has given up on supporting NIP-42. It'd prevent random users from doing this (but not the operators of the relays you use). Nevertheless feels like low hanging fruit.
@npub1226…grkj @npub180c…h6w6 you authored the NIP, any insights on this?
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/42.md

2023-09-06 15:44:46

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With lightning each pair of peers still generate opening and closing transactions that need to bid for blockspace. With CTV, I understand that a single onchain transaction could be shared by an arbitrary number of people that are actually transacting offchain (say, millions of people). Seems to obsolete the need to bid for blockspace with much more intensity.

2023-09-06 13:12:49

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> But some “fixes” could even backfire and create less fees, or introduce bugs, or damage the incentive structure
> Some soft forks like covenants can be thoughtfully considered for scaling and fee density
Couldn't this be one of these cases? If covenants allow moving a lot of the transactional volume offchain wouldn't this compromise the incentive of a fee market to form in the first place?

2023-08-23 07:31:24

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It does! Thank you.

2023-08-21 10:03:45

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"Printing money doesn't create inflation AT ALL, it's printing too much money that's the problem" 👌 certified Intellectual Yet Idiot

2023-08-20 22:28:00

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Cheers mate. I'd have preferred to be wrong anyway.

2023-08-20 22:18:59

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https://media.tenor.com/2TJiPIHinGIAAAAM/blackish-gasp.gif

2023-08-20 22:13:06

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Fair to say so, yes.
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/6d24dd72ceeb0154f400d3ae1dd850d8bbb7b9f522d64873f2595e17ba916326.jpg

2023-08-20 22:08:11

Vitor knows his shit.
#nevent1q…dmf8

2023-08-20 22:07:06

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Where did you get this number? 🤔
https://bitnodes.io/dashboard/

2023-08-20 21:58:19

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Bliss. Unfortunately Bitcoin itself ain't that popular.
https://bitnodes.io/

2023-08-20 21:54:22

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Personally I disagree with these conclusions. Since this incident I rather believe that mempool policy should be more strictly curated, not more permissive.

2023-08-20 21:34:05

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Few.
https://media.tenor.com/FBHnbOSeimwAAAAM/patapon-pon.gif

2023-08-20 21:27:38

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Embrace apt, reject modernity.

2023-08-20 20:57:07

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She insists, you see.

2023-08-20 20:54:41

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"... the number of Bitcoin Ordinals transactions dropped by 97% to just 20571 in mid-August" heavily misrepresents the current state of the spam attack.
#nevent1q…sf8x

2023-08-20 18:13:32

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There is no "fix", though a first quick and easy mitigation would be not relaying these transactions by default (what is called mempool policy).

2023-08-20 18:10:29

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Joke's on the monke, it's closer to 60%

2023-08-20 12:36:20

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Spreading misinformation ain't good either.

2023-08-20 12:28:23

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Arbitrarily bloat the blockchain and the UTXO set to hurt the number of nodes.
#nevent1q…rx77
#nevent1q…3vhy

2023-08-20 10:24:41

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I don't think nobody is that stupid. It's more likely to be a spam denial-of-service attack like the one in 2017 (that one at least was done with normal transactions).

2023-08-20 10:21:06

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https://www.mkgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Bugs-Bunny-No-GIF.gif

2023-08-20 10:10:57

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These numbers are false. Out of the current 420k unconfirmed transactions only 39k are not inscriptions.
https://clean-mempool.bitcoinbarcelona.xyz/

2023-08-20 10:07:09

@npub1get…0nfm exactly what permissions do your plugin need to integrate with a Core Lightning node?
This is part of the output you get when you run "lightning-cli commando-rune" as per your instructions. This ain't cool.
https://m.primal.net/HJNk.png

2023-08-20 06:23:37

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Transaction fees are not necessarily meant to be low. If there really were 400k legit transactions in the mempool vying for confirmation, so be it. The problem is that 90% of these are inscriptions.

2023-08-19 18:31:51

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The more I know 😵‍💫
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/be2f62280d15004846818c05402216b6ec21c6d65e335af0a50d499dd5cb464d.jpg

2023-08-19 15:42:02

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While this is great, nothing has been really sorted out.
Out of the current 405k unconfirmed transactions in mempool.space, only 42k are regular transactions not trying to inscribe something.
https://clean-mempool.bitcoinbarcelona.xyz/

2023-08-19 15:08:47

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https://cdn.nostr.build/i/bb22e7465864324e0a7cb490e0bc16663f1ef2530decad082c41176046d4f80a.jpg

2023-08-19 15:04:51

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I'll check this out, that'd be cool af.

2023-08-19 15:03:28

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Aha, I went for nos2x to store my key instead of Alby, maybe that's why it wasn't obvious 😄

2023-08-19 14:54:38

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Besides the robotic ting it's fairly decent Castilian Spanish (the "standard" Spanish, assuming there is such a thing).

2023-08-19 14:13:55

How do you zap with your own node from a web client like #primal?
In #amethyst the zap button opens @npub1xnf…lpr5, but on a desktop computer I'm not sure what this flow would look like 🤔
#asknostr

2023-08-19 14:03:35

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Ojo, putibot5000 👀

2023-08-19 12:08:37

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It's a special summer discount, -10% off.

2023-08-18 13:19:25

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Same 🤣
I don't have an opinion because I don't understand the topic. However his reasoning is extremely sus as usual.
"X% of miners support feature Y so it must be enabled in Bitcoin Core" is fundamentally not how Bitcoin it's supposed to work.

2023-08-18 09:10:22

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Best thing of these clips is the faces of the interviewers 😂

2023-08-16 23:49:58

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These should last you for a while, then. Go zap tons of people with extreme prejudice 😄

2023-08-16 23:40:43

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Ok, that makes sense. Thank you!

2023-08-16 23:36:27

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A few months ago I read that some people would lose their contact list and stuff when they tried out new clients, but maybe it's all ironed out already.
Which client do you like most? I'd actually like to move to desktop, or at least have the option.

2023-08-16 23:26:27

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This one is Amethyst. I haven't dabbled in other clients yet, I'm afraid that loading the same identity elsewhere might fuck something up 😅

2023-08-16 23:22:59

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My doubt is, if something like this exists it surely must be a bit more nuanced than that? Otherwise any dick could just go around reporting everyone and getting everyone's notes automatically hidden or deleted.

2023-08-16 23:16:08

What happens (if anything) at the relay level when you post a report for spam? Does any relay software have coded up functionality to react to these reports in some way?
#asknostr
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/878a14206f363c91fc81446081329ba738306826f6cab02da3e57996b1473d3f.jpg

2023-08-16 23:08:14

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Gotchu, it's number 13.
https://nips.be/13

2023-08-16 23:04:38

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I read the NIP some time ago but I don't think I've ever seen a mined note in the wild 😅

2023-08-16 23:02:59

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All notes have a note ID that is a hash of the whole note.
A mined note has some extra field in it that the client keeps changing until the hash yields a number with a certain number of zeroes at the beginning. The more zeroes you want, the more work the client has to do.

2023-08-16 21:19:28

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Welcome, Cossack 👋

2023-08-16 21:00:46

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Narrator voice: "He was indeed right-handed"

2023-08-16 20:47:16

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https://cdn.nostr.build/i/1f09b39008996f9f2554403c6afc98b9e27523a32622bbee5c55e507414a5b3f.jpg

2023-08-16 20:45:52

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Meet the free VPN. Same as the paid VPN.
Roll your own Wireguard VPNs ffs 😬

2023-08-16 20:08:11

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Still, in case of disaster I'd rather rotate keypairs than my fingerprints or my irises.

2023-08-16 20:05:54

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https://cdn.nostr.build/i/1f0caba1dadf09e98fe914f3ac446e55e9f17dfd833b14ef309e0954a2172115.jpg

2023-08-16 19:41:45

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How do you turn this on??? 🤷‍♂️

2023-08-16 19:40:40

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https://media.tenor.com/551UXO_M05cAAAAM/culture-man-of-culture.gif

2023-08-16 19:29:02

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Can we do Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings now? It was my favorite game.

2023-08-15 10:26:51

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Gustave Doré.

2023-08-14 21:24:38

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Bitcoin Core itself is fairly all-terrain. If the hardware is adequate it shouldn't give you too many headaches.
Not so much with the LN stuff, unfortunately 😄

2023-08-14 15:52:25

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That's some really chonky NerdMiner.

2023-08-14 12:16:41

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Dropping by to let you know that since v0.72 the OOM crashes are gone. Thank you!

2023-08-13 17:53:19

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Wake me up when the softforks end.

2023-08-13 14:07:52

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GM. Why stop there?

2023-08-13 14:05:26

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https://media.tenor.com/LLu6EdwJk3sAAAAM/big-oof-size.gif

2023-08-11 18:10:49

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Something something padding oracle attack.
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/715

2023-08-11 18:04:24

ELI5 anyone? 🫠
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/00e5142b366319652392fd4ef5cda1e8ef42abffd4ca0898c1c70cbfc9be1bf9.jpg

2023-08-11 10:37:02

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As a matter of fact, yes.

2023-08-11 07:24:13

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https://media.tenor.com/W_PpFowDl3YAAAAM/is-this-real-life-shock.gif

2023-08-10 11:53:48

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How can you get your hands on so many of those? 🫠
(more of an exclamation than an actual question)

2023-08-10 11:40:26

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English will do in a pinch 😬 We were able to spoke at length before we figured out we also knew Spanish.

2023-08-10 11:16:08

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Sí.

2023-08-10 11:02:05

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Yes, of course. But I see more likely that in the far future block fees will be worth more than the current fees + subsidy (just like the 50 BTC subsidy of 2011 was far less valuable than today's one of 6.25), not that they'll be worth $5.
What's your view of the issuance schedule, then? Do you see it as too harsh?

2023-08-10 07:09:34

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Plus governments can seize property within their jurisdictions. That danger you point out is always present regardless of miner compensation.

2023-08-10 07:03:50

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Yes. Or you, or anyone else.

2023-08-09 21:30:28

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Why should hashrate ever decrease, though? ASIC can be liquidated cheaper and cheaper until it's profitable to plug them again.

2023-08-09 21:19:19

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I believe that the network works at any compensation level, there is no need to throw extra fees at the miners for their own sake. If some miners cannot survive they'll sell their equipment on the cheap to others that will keep mining profitably.

2023-08-09 21:13:05

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Fuck no. The burden of proof falls on the proposal.

2023-08-09 21:02:27

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Ironically @npub180c…h6w6 seems to have this principle perfectly internalized as Nostr's inventor and lead designer, but not as a bitcoiner 😅