Captain Fuggetaboutit

Techno-Theocrast
The land of the blind with a one eyed king
Every man a king but no kings before He
Big T keeps my TL clean
muh twatter https://twitter.com/Zfuggetaboutit

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2024-08-10 03:46:12

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at least they dont respond with a definition of what a snake doctor actually is or say "but he doesn't treat snakes"

2024-08-10 03:42:52

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what makes me more mad is they laughed at the link and not my joke
like they just went "why would he say that, no one would ever say that below the age of 40" everything has to be literal with them

2024-08-10 03:41:06

made a joke about my age and said i should think about getting an aarp account
normies at work didn't get it and sent me a link to aarp

2024-08-10 01:54:05

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the fuck

2024-08-10 00:59:52

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IF I REFUSE DOES HE KILL ME

2024-08-10 00:56:04

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is that total searches regardless of repeated searches or individuals who have searched?

2024-08-09 23:55:10

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she doesn't need to be a church virgin either just have a lower body count than me with no diseases
id be fine with a perverted neet as long as her fetish is me and not being a whore.
oh also no kids

2024-08-09 23:44:06

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yeah i haven't found one that fits both of those qualities. just one or the other. and i keep thinking having one means you have both.

2024-08-09 23:42:04

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i dont need a great woman really, a plain one will do

2024-08-09 23:37:47

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i sure hope so.
cause i was afraid id never get a plain wife due to the internet
https://nicecrew.digital/@CaptainFuggetaboutit/posts/AkatHvJiaLxPYyQ9QW

2024-08-09 23:23:25

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I thought female neets were fujo lesbians into BL
I guess the times are changing

2024-08-09 18:07:22

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im envious

2024-08-09 15:08:10

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why are people still following this story again?
on fedi i mean.

2024-08-09 03:44:53

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this reminds me of that one video of a chud chasing a nigger through a hiking trail to this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZphu_bZsKU
do you have that video by anychance?

2024-08-08 14:46:16

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YOU CANT PUT FUNCTIONARIES INTO CURRENT GOVT

2024-08-08 02:52:30

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its a meme rekindled from the orville

2024-08-08 02:16:43

replace klaxon red alert alarms with nightcore better off alone

2024-08-08 02:10:48

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i was gonna ask how much it costs but then i rembered i dont like fantasy games

2024-08-07 22:51:05

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especially when all the suction cups are genitals

2024-08-07 15:33:19

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IMAGINE YOU HUG HER AND SHE SPAZZES OUT

2024-08-07 14:01:49

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my mind has been spoiled by zoomer humor
i see the frieren gif and all i can think is
https://youtu.be/59k8EWAuMUw?feature=shared

2024-08-07 02:26:37

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if you're typing nigger you're not typing wasd
i can type nigger in gamechat and bhop and shoot nigger but not say nigger in ncd and gamechat and bhop and shoot nigger at the same time. heavy doubt

2024-08-07 02:25:19

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is this a good time to bring up pineapple pizza being invented by a jew to annex hawaii so pearl harbor could happen

2024-08-07 02:23:35

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i doubt you're shitposting and gaming at the same time
you can set up the browser to send your desktop notifs when NCD has them, then check NCD on your phone, then reply on browser when you take a break from the game

2024-08-07 02:21:38

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at chuubas? when will they start being funny?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/bfff0f27fa9ecd2da339af1a9288439162901c99b5510dd0ddab533bbbff0fc2.mp4

2024-08-07 00:31:12

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you could just close ncd when not using it

2024-08-06 21:15:39

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same but too ugly to pull whores
and its an act she's xitter bunny fakecel not 4chanbun

2024-08-06 21:02:04

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which translator?

2024-08-06 20:32:38

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so was it robin hood users or robin hood that sold?
if the former, does that mean we bogged the big boys?

2024-08-06 03:39:11

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why try

2024-08-06 02:15:18

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DO THEY OR IS IT JUST THE ACTOR AND SETTING THAT CHANGES
NOT EVERYONE CAN BE RAMBO
AND RAMBO WILL NEVER BE JACK RYAN
AND JACK RYAN WILL NEVER BE JOHM MCCLAIN
AND MCCLAIN WILL NEVER BE THE MAN WITH NO NAME
THESE ARE RECENT EXAMPLES BUT YOU GET WHAT I MEAN
THERE ARE NO NEW MEN UNDER THE SUN

2024-08-06 02:04:59

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I DOUBT IT
THERE HAS TO BE A LIMIT
MULTIPLY 12 TRIBES BY THE TOTAL NUMBER OF SURNAMES WITHIN EACH OF THOSE 12 TRIBES AND THEN MULTIPLY THAT BY EACH MBTI PERSONALITY TYPE
AND THEN PLUS 3 FOR FAGGOTS NIGGERS AND JEWS

2024-08-06 02:01:00

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am i the only guy who doesn't like this song

2024-08-06 01:33:27

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WHEN WAS THIS
EITHER I HAVE NOT GOTTEN THE LOOSE GIRL OR THEY HAVE NOT SHOWED UP IN EVENTS THAT IVE PLAYED
EVERY GIRL I HAVE IS EITHER WELL WRITTEN EDGY SOLDIER, GOOFY ANIME STEREOTYPE, OR THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOUR DICK AND ONLY YOUR DICK

2024-08-06 01:24:08

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AND THIS IS WHY I PLAY NIKKE
YOU ONLY MANAGE 5 TEAMS AT THE MOST AT ANY TIME
INSTEAD OF 3 FOR EACH DAMAGE TYPE FOR EACH FIELD TYPE

2024-08-06 01:20:30

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BUT YOU ALREADY DO THAT
THE HARD PART IS FINDING THE MOTIVATION TO DO IT CAUSE YOU WRITE AND THINK "WHO IS EVER GOING TO READ THIS"

2024-08-06 00:52:08

https://media.nicecrew.digital/db45a23766bc60c334b65928f5d9a9643d0df38134b46d66dae27158295c05b9.png

2024-08-05 02:51:18

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it's only 10:00 to 7:00 depending on where you are in the US
why so early

2024-08-05 00:21:13

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and thats why i dont play anymore

2024-08-04 16:10:10

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vs me arriving to work
(no racism allowed, will slack off and break stuff occasionally)
https://media.nicecrew.digital/ad8011e62643fb38de2700ae3334f482f21d63ab9bae2f44376193ab726edff5.mp4

2024-08-04 00:39:22

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/f0a7c9568357d66145b9243ee2bc1f37efed27b484255f1725c72b27de4b978f.mp4

2024-08-03 22:07:12

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quote from lazy old unmarried bitch at work
"but that means ID HAVE TO WEAR A DRESS, if Christians had their way and i had to get married all women would be wearing dresses!"

2024-08-03 22:02:50

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they dont work hard thats the joke

2024-08-03 22:01:15

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maybe for an hour before clocking out. the whole "im working so hard why am i not getting promoted or being paid more" and then they only show up 3 days out of the week to their office job

2024-08-03 21:58:48

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shitlibs hate nazis but they understand actually finding them is hard so shitlibs either join the fbi to help slowly try and implicate us in crimes or just go back to their lives cause they realize its too hard to actually stand up for what you pretend to believe in

2024-08-03 21:26:34

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mongols love the nazis over there

2024-08-03 20:02:52

just realized how long its gonna take to download my soundcloud library after i comb my youtube library
uuuuuugh

2024-08-03 19:57:02

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I CANT UNHEAR BLURAY 299 HHGREGG
ALSO IM GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU ONCE AGAIN IF YOU ARE ME FROM ALT BLOODLINE
https://soundcloud.com/duuzu/dragulas

2024-08-03 19:24:40

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNKH4KHRUSM

2024-08-03 19:19:24

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WHAT HAPPENED TO PISSMAXXING

2024-08-03 16:46:12

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what did they used to call wales?

2024-08-03 16:43:50

#note1ffv…zhv5
https://media.nicecrew.digital/721ecb3b8ef88fe753f82d36e60e18d9de017a48d2b650ae09ba4284bcd61519.png
https://media.nicecrew.digital/9d683a5e3c0359f2903bb14e33f6668a5c8ab8e444e55e48de1b03cab6bdaac6.png

2024-08-03 16:20:30

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you will let me flex my flabby writers wings and watch me flop damn you

2024-08-03 16:19:38

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there's no way thats real
ANGLO SEX SONS

2024-08-03 15:53:13

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THE LAST TIME WE MET IT WAS LIKE THE LAST TIME THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE MET
WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THE LAST TIME, NOR THAT NONE OF US WOULD EVER SEE CAMELOT AGAIN

2024-08-03 15:45:39

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MFW BORN TOO LATE TO HAVE EVER ENJOYED A LAN PARTY
I THINK IVE AT LEAST BEATEN LEGO STAR WARS, HALO, ARMY OF TWO, AND BORDERLANDS 1 ON LOCAL CO OP

2024-08-03 15:43:51

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im not giving up
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3c712da13ecf2e868a0dd5c25a70554a7acb07e10c540798ee9c0be7d7ca9872.mp4

2024-08-03 15:28:33

rn the biggest threat to plain girls is only fans
they wanna be perverted and draw/do va work but are persuaded to do asmr which pipelines to onlyfans or timestamping to 4chan.
when they get older and realize its bad they dont return to just drawing because they like the attention and become vtuber streamers to keep recieving attention and make money without debasing themselves as much. usually pretending they're lesbian or too hagish to settle down to ward off suitors, yet regularly bringing up the desire to be a mother in casual conversation.

2024-08-03 15:23:17

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just wanna take her glasses off and shake her head repeating
STOP THINKING
THIS IS HAPPENING

2024-08-03 15:21:32

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are we talking 2000s normal or 2020s normal

2024-08-03 15:16:06

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NO
PLAIN GIRL PLAINS WIDE

2024-08-03 15:04:01

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"judge not lest ye be judged"
im already being judged time for stones to fly at fudgelock
https://media.nicecrew.digital/de9b976b80ef911b61201555495fcc26e59f0b991ad28fd66197db38e78c3765.gif

2024-08-03 15:00:41

bible also says burn faggots at the stake and the beds they slept on
#note1kyj…5j5j
https://media.nicecrew.digital/56c79dd1b2560e6278559cd41d46b5bb2bb7be6c6d21c68e345bc353eaa47fcd.webm

2024-08-03 14:53:15

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last anti-loli youtuber i saw, was also known for unironically saying trans rights are human rights

2024-08-03 14:49:49

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i have noticed that dominoes has way more trans delivery drivers than any other pizza chain

2024-08-03 14:38:47

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whats stopping them from taking the blankets or mattress off and fucking on the floor

2024-08-03 14:31:21

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how dos the anti-sex bed work anyways

2024-08-02 06:26:26

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/08c4ad2a0bb43d330ae18e24aaf881d36f20fe4a7ab2d4f481f112f0324d9581.mp4

2024-08-01 13:08:18

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is that a tea bag over his other eye

2024-07-31 13:19:59

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your aux cord was shredded bro here i got you a fresh one
https://media.nicecrew.digital/7bf426c2456ffc724ae4cc937496d83d5af7c745e57e5b8e08742478daf753de.mp4

2024-07-31 01:17:08

Which of these two sound better?
#note18md…7r58
https://media.nicecrew.digital/9d337bd89556d43c467c05fe63f5719dbfdcc8bcdba79445f1daa2d471cff1d6.mp3
https://media.nicecrew.digital/79f12bdee00c06e0066eda124f947f4822895e53f136ab4813450205702ce446.mp3

2024-07-31 00:36:42

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aw thats no fun
where's the character
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3cdf9177a46faee103443e02895f753509014acc156fcdb5a9e96ad306dab8ba.png
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2a9bf2dd5805268a76fc1cc633d3927f26e1d1b93f50dfc8eb27b323cb5c6e6e.png
https://media.nicecrew.digital/8b951fa43cbc851f9d0533c77e8b51223d51f6229cecab79c604105669154708.png

2024-07-30 05:33:49

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you got the joke but missed the point
you're not going to get a yes or no to every yes or no question.

2024-07-30 05:32:39

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yes you are. you just said your mother doesn't know you are gay.

2024-07-30 05:31:25

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so you are gay and your mother doesn't know?

2024-07-30 05:29:36

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well if its a rigged question you dont want to answer yes or no
does your mother know you're gay

2024-07-30 05:27:34

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there's one at my work who does that

2024-07-30 05:24:31

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why is it that all liberal women do this instead of listening to the question

2024-07-29 22:18:13

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IM NOT AN INSTANT COFEVE CONNESSUEIR
NEVER HEARD OF MEGAVIDALIA OREO

2024-07-29 20:09:21

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how do you feel about BBQ rubs that have coffee grounds in it?

2024-07-29 19:03:29

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i assume that means hes annoying as fuck

2024-07-29 17:26:10

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impossible

2024-07-29 16:13:41

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i just feel like i only see less than 20 peeps and only about 5 of them i feel i can have a full conversation with whereas the rest of the time i feel like im at a racist gala party. small talk about current events with the privilege to dress up and say nigger.
not that i feel any more welcome on any site to begin with.

2024-07-29 16:04:46

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not usually. certainly dont ask people to follow me back. but idk how i manage to get more xitter followers in a week than i do here
am i retarded

2024-07-29 16:02:03

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and thats why i have less than 200 followers
i hate shitting and plastic exposives in my testicles

2024-07-29 15:58:01

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200% CRITLER BUT -30% REICH OF FIRE

2024-07-29 15:44:28

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/739831994f7c6541eceac184e111e413d38cd4ba8b42b3638361d598409f847e.mp4

2024-07-28 23:10:13

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i thought there was a fake happening with iran maybe something did happen

2024-07-28 19:05:25

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BMR calculator says i burn 3500 by not moving
but a nutritionist i met at work during crowdstrike (who wasn't fat for once because she doesn't work for the state and needs to actually produce results) said keeping it sub 3k isn't enough
supposedly her diet was nothing but 4 tapas sized grilled chicken tacos for each meal.

2024-07-28 18:56:26

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i have a desk job so i probably dont burn even 2k
there's no caloric info for the food at the site cafeteria for the food prepared there
nor for the cheap food i make at home if i ever do.

2024-07-28 18:47:29

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well there ain't much calories out and there wont be much calories out.
too hot after work to work out and no motivation on the weekends
so how much fasting is required
no sense in eating smaller meals because ill still be hungry so why not save money and weight and just be hungry regardless

2024-07-28 18:38:54

can you lose weight on a liquid diet or do you have to do a full fast
too lazy to work out. attempting to eat only one solid meal per bowel movement

2024-07-28 18:26:03

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what are they made of?

2024-07-27 03:07:47

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i dont drink, you just dont know ironic zoomer lingo
@npub1cvh…wx2e tellem

2024-07-27 03:05:07

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no or id be barfing too much to type
not everyone on NCD is in their late 30s

2024-07-27 03:02:47

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jm thinking kino zased

2024-07-27 02:51:22

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whats wrong with the touhou ones
or the konosuba ones

2024-07-26 20:11:48

today I realized they call them beaner because originally they came from the Caribbean to the east coast
and the name stuck so we just started calling them that in the West too

2024-07-26 19:58:19

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I thought that was Operation thunderbolt with the orphan nigger main character

2024-07-26 04:02:25

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pumpkin spice yoga mats and they go all fucking nuts like it's cats on a catnip board. somewhere between an orgasm and a seizure until they dry out and turn into tumbleweeds wearing leggings
I'm 400 pounds I can't do yoga