Girl on the Net

Sex blogger, audio porn producer, collection of atoms and stories.

Https://www.girlonthenet.com 
https://www.patreon.com/girlonthenet

Location: London

Last Notes

2026-03-29 12:46:33 UTC

Eternal dilemma: if I do something cool in the Real World but forget to brag about it on the internet, did it even really happen at all?

2025-08-03 22:12:47 UTC

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Every now and then I find myself doing something extremely badass, and thinking to myself: how is it possible that I am still single?
Examples:
- that epoxy river table pour I did this weekend
- the other day when I invented (?) a very delicious type of pulled pork pasta bake
- when I won the London-Brighton bike ride the other weekend
- most times when I publish a sexy post about a dude, tbh. Must be pretty badass to have someone talk with such enthusiasm about you and your sexy attributes

2025-06-13 21:52:37 UTC

THUNDER!!! I can never be in a storm now without thinking of @npub1lg8…l7az ❤️❤️❤️

2025-05-26 21:05:03 UTC

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I agree. I think the very discussion of separating art from artist makes so little sense. At some point, every single one of us has a point on the moral scale where we’d be too repulsed by the thought of the artist, we just wouldn’t be capable of appreciating the art...

2025-05-25 21:34:45 UTC

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yeah this. In London, there’s shit everywhere. LikeHP tour buses, the fucking platform at KGX, bullshit tourist merch, and I just think... how is anyone still unaware of what they’re funding when they sign up to this? Grim.

2025-04-05 15:02:45 UTC

Important note from @npub1lg8…l7az about #SinfulSunday: https://sinfulsunday.mollysdailykiss.com/2025/04/05/sinful-sunday-week-730/ Massive massive thanks to Molly for running such a gorgeous, powerful project for so long. I have always enjoyed seeing people's images, and it's been genuinely quite confidence-boosting to occasionally join in myself. It will be much missed.
Sex bloggers! Join in on April 20th if you're up for it! Let's make the final one really special.

2025-03-06 13:16:53 UTC

NEW #AudioPorn by the fabulous @npub1lg8…l7az!
Contains this line, which absolutely destroyed me...
'“Sssshhhhh,” she whispers into the folds of my cunt'
Unngh <3
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/quick-quiet-quell-lesbian-fuck/ (UK users - no audio but you can read the text)

2024-12-18 21:36:03 UTC

Spotify’s decision to auto play videos instead of just letting me listen to music has absolutely ruined my life, this is not an overstatement.