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OnlyFans did not answer but said again that they need a social media account and that it is unskippable. i reopened the ticket again and explained to them in great detail where they can find my posts and pictures. i also asked them very directly to explain to me what exactly is missing/their problem. not optimistic at this point.

2026-02-11 16:07:19 UTC

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woe, that looks good on you :neocat_floof_aww:

2026-02-11 11:51:22 UTC

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they answered:
> As part of our process, we need to review your social media accounts and be sure they belong to you. The linked profile does not prove your identity and cannot be accepted. […] make sure some of the content features photos with your face clearly visible.
i answered them with the attached post and some other recent selfie posts. hope that's enough finally.
also asked them why they need to verify my social media account, since no-one else does it. 🙄
#note15ea…jkm2

2026-02-11 11:43:11 UTC

OnlyFans wants to see a selfie of me on my social media account but are unable to find one, so i'm holding one in front of their face. 🤷🏻
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-72ff972f-3572-4923-a598-46b18dbf42a1.jpg

2026-02-10 17:39:02 UTC

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also they have a weird definition of nudity (that they don't share) for the header pictures 🙄

2026-02-10 16:43:48 UTC

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mhm, i wonder what they want that for anyway… like, they have my ID and tax ID, that should be enough IMO

2026-02-10 14:35:28 UTC

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they did not accept fedi. am i supposed to make an instagram account so i can make an onlyfans account? WTF

2026-02-10 11:40:49 UTC

onlyfans verification rejected because i didn't give them my social media account, wtf :blobcat_rolling_eyes:
they better accept fedi :blobcat_cactus:
:neocat_notice: **if you read this, onlyfans verification worker, consider unionizing!**

2026-02-08 16:44:11 UTC

hehe, that was fun :3 also my first piss video! :kyuuchan_party: :piss: :renote_requested:
boost if you like piss or brightly lit bathrooms, no one will know which :blobcat_think_smart:
reminder that i take requests for custom videos (in exchange for payment of course)
#piss #watersports #transNSFW
https://very.tastytea.de/files/db2ab302-e179-48c2-b91c-df7928e54a33.mp4

2026-02-07 17:36:49 UTC

SBB! :neocat_scream_angry:
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-af832e62-4ab9-4ca4-9fe7-d3c1aa57a7e4.png

2026-01-06 05:05:30 UTC

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hadn't much luck with that :neocat_flop:

2026-01-05 14:24:56 UTC

is there a pill cutter that doesn't suck?

2025-12-27 20:44:03 UTC

anyone wanna get in on a joint order for these stickers in DIN A7 (a.k.a. ISO 216 A7)? ([source](https://codeberg.org/tastytea/stickers/src/branch/main/trams%20rights/trams%20rights%20v3.svg)) the more the cheaper…
**plan:** i'm gonna collect pledges from you until 2026-01-05 00:00 UTC, collect the money, do the order and then distribute them either in person or via mutual friends. i'm *not* gonna ship them, that makes no sense, money-wise. please figure out the distribution before pledging. i can deliver them to you if it is feasible via regional trains from hannover, germany. like, if it's more than 4 hours one-way i'll probably need to sleep over.
1 € will get you around 19 stickers in the worst case (when ordering 500 total), around 44 when ordering 5000 stickers (for 111 € + shipping)
please boost :3 :renote_requested:
(also if you/it are experienced in converting an SVG into a CMYK PDF that [the shoppe](https://www.wir-machen-druck.de/aufkleber-din-a7-quer-105-cm-x-74-cm.html) needs, please help; i can figure it out but would be more comfy when someone with experience does it :neocat_floof_cute:)
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-e866e617-0fa5-4c8f-925f-75021dd67e48.webp

2025-12-27 05:18:27 UTC

mew, can't sleep :neocat_floof_sad:

2025-12-18 17:37:29 UTC

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yay, happy anniversary! :kyuuchan_party:

2025-12-13 16:12:51 UTC

had some fun earlier this week :3
first time being toyed with like this actually and mhm… felt very good, wanna do again :pleading_cat_collar:
please boost, it makes me horny :boosts_ok_gay:
also, if you see less than 6 attached files your fediverse server has cut some off and you should open the post on my instance
https://very.tastytea.de/files/e2c7bc3d-af55-48ac-ada8-ef4125c8b89e.webp
https://very.tastytea.de/files/7002fc7a-f312-482b-8461-fa777e3cb4b5.webp
https://very.tastytea.de/files/17b65490-416d-441d-9df4-867c12700c82.mp4
https://very.tastytea.de/files/e5a30440-1190-48ce-a901-d33a6b0baf96.webp
https://very.tastytea.de/files/e048714a-84a1-4b75-aef7-07f5d590951e.webp
https://very.tastytea.de/files/f85f5900-cce2-4408-b4ee-688c3442a55a.webp

2025-12-07 13:03:37 UTC

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up to five days per month would be doable, but ideally it'd be fully remote…

2025-12-07 11:25:10 UTC

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i'm open to learning BSD, reads fun. just not windows :neocat_flop:

2025-12-07 11:13:41 UTC

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that's what i'm trying to find out :neocat_laugh:

2025-12-07 10:46:50 UTC

where does one find fully remote computer-touching wage-work (sysadmin-ish) these days, with not too many hours (<20/week ideally) and decent pay? i might consider ending my unemployment-spree :neocat_comfy_sip:
edit: linux, no qualifications on paper
#getFediHired :renote_requested:

2025-12-04 19:37:29 UTC

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some programs (like avidemux) also support specifying the size of the result. maybe you could try that and see if the quality is still acceptable?

2025-12-04 19:36:01 UTC

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Mastodon will always re-encode it to h.264 for maximum compatibility

2025-08-21 21:16:57 UTC

good night fedi, have some #boobs
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-017a1ba0-3b52-4307-abe5-f2f8aca7f892.jpg

2025-06-10 18:48:09 UTC

that felt nice :neocat_kisser: :renote_requested:
https://very.tastytea.de/files/b447c409-8fef-452e-942a-53b4641a7029.mp4

2025-06-10 09:40:37 UTC

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do you know that they will change it for you if it's for trans reasons? just send customer support a message

2025-06-02 20:59:18 UTC

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what would you/it do if it/you were in the same room as me? :blobcat_coy:
https://very.tastytea.de/files/26ca7b27-9c2f-47ec-b9d2-89b37073e3c8.mp4
https://very.tastytea.de/files/7f42079a-dcff-4d78-b818-e765b1bac770.mp4

2025-06-02 20:57:52 UTC

fantasizing about you…
https://very.tastytea.de/files/10574c69-7e3e-4981-a511-62ed7be63174.mp4

2025-03-30 16:41:33 UTC

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yes :cuteDance:

2025-03-25 01:07:31 UTC

silent movie of a pretty intense orgasm and the afterglow :ahegaocat:
(feel free to provide better alt text, don't have the spoons right now)
#EnbyDick #EnbyTits (full video in slightly better quality at https://fansly.com/post/760588445021122560)
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-87e4f018-6250-4bd6-a0f3-922fd431d4f4.webp
https://very.tastytea.de/files/ead8deb6-aff5-472e-ad2c-c0955f86bf30.mp4

2025-01-23 20:55:35 UTC

meow :3
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-61b37cb3-33a9-42bd-b2d6-bf6640092504
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-83ac43e0-416a-4fe1-b621-f4a64e37a8eb
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-f54e8dac-362e-46ba-97da-e0ffcc6cf1d5

2025-01-10 14:08:58 UTC

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pakige contents
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-ddbe9e60-7ea0-46fa-967d-424ec9f4fd91

2025-01-10 13:39:53 UTC

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pakige! :kyuuchan_bounce:

2025-01-09 12:27:49 UTC

pakige delivery got bumped from today to friday $[x2 :menhera_sad:]

2024-12-14 15:22:42 UTC

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oh, a hellthread generator! :blobcat_aww:

2024-11-21 17:06:24 UTC

anyone else get this error messages in list tabs from @aria_app@misskey.io after the latest sharkey update?
```
CheckedFromJsonException
Could not create `_$NoteImpl`.
There is a problem with "reactions".
type 'Null' is not a subtype of type 'Map<dynamic, dynamic>' in type cast
```
#aria #sharkey

2024-11-07 11:08:54 UTC

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maybe like this :lipbite:
https://very.tastytea.de/files/73bc618f-8ab1-4657-9df2-e96af5bd0442

2024-11-07 10:42:33 UTC

wanna get railed by a hottie from behind while they stroke my cock and fondle my tits and bite me,,,, :pleading_cat_collar:

2024-10-17 19:36:23 UTC

new video just dropped: https://fansly.com/post/703365539229081600
the other, spicier half of the video (where the photos come from) will be released tomorrow :neocat_evil_3c:
(feel free to provide alt text in the replies, i don't have the spoons right now)
#enby #nonbinary #enbydick #enbytits #gock #transgender #trans #masturbation
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-c76794da-26c9-4050-8d44-9e9f1f37d410
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-d9e21394-9ad8-4535-bbc1-b3093c2494a6
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-654b5865-76c7-4b63-99e1-3a40bc97fcfb
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-4e34de40-5840-4d2e-a556-f7565576ac0b
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-fd3c2054-e6f3-4abd-9ff0-b22709f22755

2024-10-11 22:11:19 UTC

got a new dick installed for double the fun! how do you like it? #gock #EnbyTits #EnbyDick #strapon
more on https://fansly.com/post/701243100512661504
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-bd74702a-5cc5-4186-bfa1-c78dc219ebd0
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-d4c130ea-f57b-4ad4-91c6-b44ea6a620a9
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-c4438135-19a1-4414-8bb5-ac6a0f9c89ea

2024-09-17 09:31:44 UTC

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uhm, how did this video happen? it kinda looks as if someone followed the hedgehogs closely, probably scaring them?

2024-09-11 13:26:39 UTC

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who wants to be my haj :blobcat_hug_blahaj:
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-d1d3290c-a8be-4612-9c5c-6600e809e5dd

2024-08-28 15:17:18 UTC

hello fedi, i had some fun today :ahegaocat: i'm still a bit weak in my knees 1.5 hours later :neocat_flop_blep:
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-4564c969-7047-4034-a9d4-9059d7ef90c8

2024-08-25 18:41:30 UTC

https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-95cb5c82-34b4-4728-840b-3b7c0e84ab3a

2024-08-20 11:14:22 UTC

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what does LIGMA mean? :blobcat_tilt:

2024-08-14 11:20:37 UTC

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lazy.nvim seems to be popular :mikuthink:

2024-08-14 11:11:43 UTC

i'm re-writing my #neovim config; i used to use packer.nvim as package manager, is there any reason to switch to something different? i need patchability and pinning to latest tag/specific tag/commit.

2024-08-10 14:11:20 UTC

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good morning! :sparkles_pan:

2024-08-10 07:38:46 UTC

opening a communal kitchen in brest (france), call that brestfeeding :blobcat_googly_fingerguns:
#note1436…0csp

2024-08-05 05:19:40 UTC

good meowning… :nyawn: #enbydick
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-9a08fa20-e617-432b-83ff-97927aa74db9
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-8deed24a-82f8-4cdc-acf5-29309c0f5305
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-b82fed79-242f-4a23-94df-e69c1ddbabe4

2024-06-03 19:54:14 UTC

anyway, meow meow nya! :3 :catvibe:

2024-05-05 20:23:51 UTC

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heard of it a few times, only good or neutral experiences so far. i don't use it because they don't provide IMAP or POP3 access; they only support their own clients.

2024-04-03 14:57:41 UTC

big haj :blobcat_hug_blahaj:
https://very.tastytea.de/files/webpublic-5ac015d3-46e9-4ee3-b668-673452ecb400

2023-12-16 15:29:18 UTC

hello there~ :blobpaw:
#SinfulSaturday #EnbyDick #EnbyCock #Tummy
you can give me money by the way, i don't mind:
https://very.tastytea.de/files/5011f1e4-a223-4ea0-9827-dee2042879d5
#note1gzz…284r

2023-08-26 16:05:55 UTC

:neocat_peek_owo: hi! if you want to give me money for whatever reason, here is how:
[liberapay](https://liberapay.com/tastytea) — [ko-fi](https://ko-fi.com/tastytea) — [stripe](https://donate.stripe.com/5kAeUZ8a9eJ84FO6oo) — [paypal](https://paypal.me/albernheiten)
monero: `8BtzakWuwcjGfVPC4xSHpSdobscuZXmf7WvQbB7GLxZQH4aPbXswpshCN4W6ic6a3HMocVpMDghx25Je87s2G63x1qDMRJT`
bitcoin:
`bc1q5c64gufeq20q5nhlgde3n8jmp8z7mgzt2aze7g`
i'm poor, often in debt, but usually able to afford surviving at the bottom of capitalist society. #begpost