Darth Osler

A doc. Don't trust my inflammatory and occasionally reasonable advice unless I'm your doc. No actual advice.

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2026-03-06 04:19:44 UTC

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oh I know what breakfast is tomorrow

2026-03-02 03:42:49 UTC

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14!
https://cdn.masto.host/medmastodoncom/media_attachments/files/116/157/511/510/069/111/original/26d54acdfdeeb5d0.mp4

2026-03-02 02:49:22 UTC

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I wish
Fire in the fire pit
Was trying to break a chunk of wood and found out that I'm the softer piece

2026-03-02 02:42:38 UTC

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finding the chicks that dig scars and milking it for free beers

2026-03-02 02:14:25 UTC

Huh.
I think I'm about ready to get the most stitches in one go I've ever had
#HomeOwnership

2026-02-26 02:04:26 UTC

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falcon tubes are THE BEST!

2026-02-24 04:23:06 UTC

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oof, yep
Straight in the feels

2026-02-24 04:17:08 UTC

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God bless you, sir
That's in the arena of why I don't mess with steam powered farm tractors
I have a strict policy of not blowing myself up
@npub1sdt…pz3h @npub1fns…zer4 @npub1nrg…5p54

2026-02-24 04:11:41 UTC

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spin it up, yo! 9600 baud spits out some speed if you don't gotta buffer!
https://cdn.masto.host/medmastodoncom/media_attachments/files/116/123/647/837/356/624/original/3d7999a875851a16.mp4

2026-02-24 04:02:40 UTC

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y'all don't send them to /dev/lpr?

2026-02-24 03:14:25 UTC

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I love the line in the book about the origami bull with square balls @npub14u3…ud9v @npub1fns…zer4 @npub1nrg…5p54

2026-02-19 04:10:11 UTC

Shell on peanuts are underrated

2026-02-17 19:17:04 UTC

Just an observation: mixing unused chimichurri into mayonnaise makes an excellent secret burger sauce.
@npub17sg…xt22
https://cdn.masto.host/medmastodoncom/media_attachments/files/116/087/574/116/484/330/original/aadef57a969dbfa2.mp4

2026-02-15 16:32:34 UTC

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off camera, mostly

2026-02-12 02:15:50 UTC

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my only patient I ever diagnosed with malaria outside of the tropics (Sidney, Nebraska!) told their older sibling they had malware

2026-02-12 02:00:44 UTC

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and this is my favorite use for that hot sauce
https://casaalmarbelize.com/a-taste-of-belize-your-belizean-rice-and-beans-recipe/

2026-02-12 01:22:20 UTC

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lol, fair enough
I'm just saying you won and your children are continuing to shower you with the spoils of your winning

2026-02-12 01:18:01 UTC

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I literally started an Internet fight over it with @npub1kyd…jltj one time
It's my favorite and is quite good for a vinegar style hot sauce

2026-02-12 01:11:50 UTC

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I only celebrate one fire season
Hot sauce season
https://www.mariesharps.bz/

2026-02-12 01:07:13 UTC

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no snow
My grass is still green

2026-02-06 03:57:06 UTC

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Cannibal! The Musical, but the only instrument is 3 bagpipes and 400 slide whistles

2026-02-03 22:19:13 UTC

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well I'll be
Link to an msds
https://sds.chemtel.net/webclients/safariland/archive/Defense%20Technology%201082%20-%20Riot%20Control%20Grenade%20CS.pdf

2026-02-03 01:44:14 UTC

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YouTube mass spec everything might be a resource

2026-02-03 01:43:46 UTC

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but I think we either need an NGO to help or we should crowd fund it

2026-02-03 01:42:41 UTC

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if I get a list of metals, I can get you a list of labs

2026-02-03 01:41:55 UTC

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this is really important
I'm combing through Labcorp orders and there's some basic sleuthing to be done
https://www.labcorp.com/tests/706200/heavy-metals-profile-ii-whole-blood

2026-02-03 01:33:39 UTC

I am in the market for a toaster oven
I would like recommendations of ones less than $250 USD that you like

2026-02-01 01:55:36 UTC

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you live a rough life at home, it seems 😁

2026-01-25 22:44:15 UTC

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she also doesn't like it when I pee on the compost pile

2026-01-25 22:43:32 UTC

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oh that's a fundamental conflict between myself and SWMBO
nature is allowed to be messy

2026-01-25 02:36:34 UTC

Arse Of The Tiger
#AntonymASongOrPoem #HashTagGames

2026-01-22 01:53:40 UTC

Thank you @npub1ucv…5a8g for reminding me of the fun of having to put on my mountaineering kit to go from my backyard to my main door when it was -25°F and 40 mph wind
Needed the mountaineering kit because I had to scale the drift to the room and then descend the other side with the ice axe and crampons

2026-01-15 02:46:36 UTC

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sorry, they lost me at sildenafil.

2026-01-15 02:42:25 UTC

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17/24
Not rigorous. Many listed as antidepressants aren't. Also, several aren't widely approved for use so relatively unfair.
Source: board certified psychiatrist and co-author of major psychiatric guideline with significant review of psychiatric pharmacology

2026-01-12 23:52:35 UTC

I bought too many carrots. Tomorrow I am making Boston baked beans.
I'm very very tempted to add grated carrot and to use turkey stock.
Will this be good? I think it might @npub1kyd…jltj
Oh, with homemade salt pork I just finished curing today

2026-01-10 02:36:05 UTC

I think we need to play this movie a lot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Wong_Foo,_Thanks_for_Everything!_Julie_Newmar
Here's why:
https://instinctmagazine.com/lasting-legacy-of-to-wong-foo/

2026-01-09 03:07:47 UTC

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I've treated a lot of peripheral vertigo. The treatment regions are satisfying enough that I'm willing to have it be the exception to rule number 1 in how I do medicine "Don't get puked on"
Hopefully you feel better soon
@npub1et6…0hvw @npub14u3…ud9v

2026-01-09 01:25:56 UTC

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have you tried uninstalling the bed turntable?

2026-01-08 01:47:40 UTC

Making my own salt pork. For reasons.
I have some beef cheeks also. Do you have any arguments to not do salt beef with them, @npub1kyd…jltj ?

2026-01-08 01:21:33 UTC

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well then
Nothing like winning the battle to ensure you lose strategic advantage for the longer term

2026-01-07 03:04:39 UTC

Pirates of the Carib Bean
#BeansAShowOrMovie #HashTagGames

2026-01-07 02:26:30 UTC

The World According to Garbanzo
#BeansAShowOrMovie #HashTagGames

2026-01-07 01:48:01 UTC

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poor soup, no respect in this here thread. The food that's drank/drunk/drinked

2026-01-06 01:51:55 UTC

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here for ya
And, have you tried treating it with chili and a cinnamon roll? Can't hurt, right?

2025-12-27 03:38:16 UTC

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now review "The Great Smoke Off"

2025-12-27 03:31:52 UTC

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same person who wrote "A Boy Named Sue"

2025-12-27 02:59:59 UTC

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search up "Muppets put another log on the fire"

2025-12-27 02:57:33 UTC

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https://cdn.masto.host/medmastodoncom/media_attachments/files/115/789/283/363/376/278/original/dfc211af7c6418d8.mp4

2025-12-25 22:25:12 UTC

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The Muppet Movie (1979)

2025-12-25 03:13:00 UTC

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why can't I actually find it???
https://cdn.masto.host/medmastodoncom/media_attachments/files/115/778/018/566/707/537/original/332387b07a7109a4.mp4

2025-12-21 22:47:47 UTC

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Feliz caliente!

2025-12-11 00:58:49 UTC

Because reasons, I tried fluid film (lanolin) as a cutting fluid for a hacksaw and steel today
It extends the unclean wet sheep scent of fluid film to add a mildly scorched wet feather character.
NOT RECOMMENDED. EVEN WITH AN N-100
BLECCCH

2025-12-08 03:32:01 UTC

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https://www.mcmaster.com/products/plumbers-straps/
This stuff is nearly better than baling wire
Trust me, baling wire does amazing stuff

2025-12-08 03:19:25 UTC

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cyanoacrylate solves all those problems
So does silicone
And construction adhesive

2025-12-08 03:02:14 UTC

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context: friend has ground beef with significant offal content and not a strong family appreciation of offal for it's own sake. So, I suggested larb, and that flavor profile just seems to work in my mind

2025-12-08 02:51:52 UTC

All hail larb/laab
That is all
cc @npub1kyd…jltj

2025-12-05 13:58:00 UTC

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yep, I shouldn't have read that thread
We are led by idiots

2025-12-05 01:40:13 UTC

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I'm no cinematographer, but I'm thinking it would have a small audience, generally not traumatized by Bambi.

2025-12-05 01:20:15 UTC

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vaporizing that fast sounds like detonation

2025-12-03 02:46:47 UTC

The Breakfast Burrito Club
#SellOutAShowOrMovie #HashTagGames

2025-12-02 00:44:49 UTC

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sigh
https://mwi.westpoint.edu/broken-unreadable-unbearable-aversion-doctrine/

2025-11-30 01:26:36 UTC

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are you aware of the fascinating history of fragging shit superiors?

2025-11-29 02:33:16 UTC

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they hit an airfare sale just right and had hotel points which made the other stuff fall into place
They returned with a good response and lovely stories of hikes and grilled sardines

2025-11-29 01:48:16 UTC

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my favorite was the person who funded a trip to Spain for TMS from their HSA and didn't hit their $2k deductible

2025-11-29 01:45:02 UTC

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I've helped many people consider medical tourism to Western Europe and Mexico
I've heard very few complaints

2025-11-27 01:17:05 UTC

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https://www.lodgecastiron.com/collections/griddles/products/cast-iron-griddle?variant=51685746803060

2025-11-26 02:33:06 UTC

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the bastards

2025-11-26 02:30:15 UTC

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this is how I used to entertain for the Superb Owl at -15°F
I would chisel my smoker out of the snow drift and insulate it with cardboard to make a brisket
Coffee was more work than that
https://cdn.masto.host/medmastodoncom/media_attachments/files/115/613/634/364/884/589/original/a5286844452e9c0b.jpg
https://cdn.masto.host/medmastodoncom/media_attachments/files/115/613/637/062/875/596/original/6f5e3f4d8b3a46ee.jpg

2025-11-26 02:22:51 UTC

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tried the former but not the latter
Results were suboptimal in the garage
Vehicles smelled way odd when used for the next several months

2025-11-26 02:17:09 UTC

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try living in northern North Dakota and trying to roast coffee outside in winter
#ImpossibleCuppa

2025-11-26 02:04:59 UTC

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that's why I roasted yesterday morning

2025-11-16 21:27:04 UTC

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what, like cash?

2025-11-16 03:36:42 UTC

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https://gustotv.com/dinner/nopales-india-bhindi-masala-style-nopales/

2025-11-16 03:31:56 UTC

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fair enough
How about both offerings?

2025-11-16 03:28:41 UTC

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no, avocados are over done
Curry pumpkin and prickly pear taco -that's the ticket

2025-11-15 01:28:18 UTC

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well
Let's make THIS HAPPEN!

2025-11-15 01:01:12 UTC

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You two are going to make me improve on the cassoulet
This borders on sacrilege

2025-11-15 00:55:37 UTC

I'm going to ask a stupid question.
Turkey dressing with bread is good
But why not wild rice and sweet potatoes and squash?
This sounds delicious
Foodstodon, argue with me

2025-11-14 23:04:31 UTC

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chartreuse

2025-11-10 20:14:12 UTC

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https://www.sporkful.com/tag/mission-impastable/

2025-11-10 19:32:32 UTC

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that's one of the little factoids that made the podcast about the dude creating a new pasta shape really fascinating

2025-11-09 02:50:58 UTC

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we get it in bulk because it's one of our kitchen work horses.
We probably is as much paprika as celery seed in a year, so maybe a kilo?
We're overachievers with those two

2025-11-09 02:30:40 UTC

This is your reminder that celery seed is a phenomenal spice
Maybe mix it with sumac and numbing pepper

2025-11-08 02:29:55 UTC

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Banquet on my end tonight.
Miller High Life is a favorite too

2025-11-06 02:45:52 UTC

James And The Giant Peach Melba
#TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay #HashtagGames

2025-11-06 02:45:23 UTC

The Neverending Gobstopper
#TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay #HashtagGames

2025-11-06 02:43:05 UTC

A Filet-o-Fish Called Wanda
#TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay #HashtagGames

2025-11-06 02:40:35 UTC

Hardtack Of The Killer Tomatoes
#TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay #HashtagGames
And
Leftover Hardtack Of The Killer Tomatoes
https://cdn.masto.host/medmastodoncom/media_attachments/files/115/500/438/746/578/974/original/5d073751ca33eed2.mp4

2025-11-04 03:08:32 UTC

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https://cdn.masto.host/medmastodoncom/media_attachments/files/115/489/224/014/413/404/original/c8763d2cab843bf0.mp4

2025-11-02 23:27:00 UTC

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end product is ok
Until you add the vinegar.
With vinegar it's 🔥🔥

2025-11-02 00:22:57 UTC

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the snifferometer is indicating mid-process progression is nominal and success is not yet in jeopardy

2025-11-01 23:54:19 UTC

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I am doing a pampanella molise style with pork chop
No pictures, but it's a paprika bomb, so I'm anticipating glory

2025-10-31 03:00:45 UTC

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sounds like a garnish for horseradish vodka!

2025-10-31 02:49:27 UTC

How should I think about this @npub1kyd…jltj ?
https://simplechinesefood.com/recipe/stewed-lemon-with-rock-sugar-137654

2025-10-29 02:45:24 UTC

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I push lithium these days
🤷‍♂️

2025-10-29 02:26:32 UTC

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the last time I deeply read up on chelation was 10+ years ago, so things may have changed

2025-10-29 02:03:23 UTC

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chelation is not much less bad than cisplatin treatment, just different
WHAT THE FUCK AUTOCORRUPT!!!;??

2025-10-29 02:02:22 UTC

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chelation is not gentle treatment. It takes your iron, your copper, your selenium, your zinc, your calcium, your magnesium
You definitely need them things to stay away from thermodynamic equilibrium

2025-10-28 13:09:59 UTC

Inspiration @npub1vju…zzwd
Neurotoxic peptides from the venom of the giant Australian stinging tree - PubMed
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32938666/

2025-10-28 00:37:54 UTC

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what in the hell