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Thanks (from him haha). He’s always coming home with rainbow water color art or drawing rainbows in chalk on our walkway. But this one is particularly nice.

2026-04-28 01:25:23 UTC

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This is beautiful

2026-04-28 01:24:58 UTC

One of the Twinnies painted this in preschool with his teacher’s help.
https://media.spinster.xyz/5af729784df87bb0ef98e7566a7d8e454e7195decd0285114c187eb216fa3dff.jpeg

2026-04-27 19:34:27 UTC

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I thought hobby horses were a children’s toy? Didn’t realize that it’s morphed into something more…

2026-04-19 17:15:39 UTC

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I love the colors

2026-04-17 16:56:04 UTC

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Yay cause I was gonna say looks yummy but then thought maybe I was wrong and it was a house plant

2026-04-17 16:54:35 UTC

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Is this a salad?

2026-04-15 20:47:04 UTC

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I died laughing. Pam is just spray vegetable oil or olive oil though.

2026-04-10 18:53:41 UTC

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I hate them slightly less than the invasive thistles we are now dealing with (cause I’m tired of getting stuck by them). But only slightly.

2026-04-08 16:08:24 UTC

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Beautiful

2026-04-05 22:17:52 UTC

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Pretty

2026-04-05 18:54:06 UTC

My 6 year old threw up this morning during the Easter egg hunt. Family dinner canceled :blob_cat_heart:

2026-04-05 00:32:51 UTC

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We had a lilac that bloomed in this shade at our old house and I miss it so much.

2026-04-04 00:04:20 UTC

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I have a friend who makes a zombie lamb cake every year.

2026-04-02 21:04:56 UTC

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I’m hoping if we stop talking about him he goes away and doesn’t even get the chance tbh.

2026-04-02 20:59:56 UTC

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I’m so tired of everyone talking about Newsom entirely. Can we just all collectively ignore him and Rahm while we’re at it?

2026-03-25 02:45:40 UTC

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We barely get anything for menopause or peri as it is.

2026-03-16 00:57:45 UTC

We’re under a blizzard warning tomorrow after two days of mostly rain but also snow. This is awesome. It’s March. A bit late for a freaking blizzard for us.

2026-02-19 12:52:38 UTC

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Ah gorgeous. It’s like twilight.

2026-02-16 03:09:31 UTC

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Yup. The Bush years were so fun. Our teacher would repeatedly say he wasn’t legally allowed to answer ‘xyz’ question and I he couldn’t show us photos of STIs.

2026-02-11 04:05:59 UTC

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Seaweed?

2026-02-07 00:06:56 UTC

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I honestly don’t mind if it makes people feel better to wear a mask. 🤷‍♀️ the biggest improvement in my health recently has been hiding my water bottle and cups from my children 🤣

2026-02-07 00:02:09 UTC

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The pharmacy by my house has everyone who works there in masks (I assume by choice) because flu season is so bad this year.

2026-02-06 23:54:16 UTC

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The bark looks amazing

2026-01-25 00:23:28 UTC

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I think having a heated steering wheel and heated seats would make me not care at all about the cold.

2026-01-25 00:20:02 UTC

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We’re at -16C here and it sucks asss. Yesterday was way worse. I’m glad you made it out for Farah’s sake though.

2026-01-24 15:32:33 UTC

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Wonderfully moody.

2026-01-24 15:32:23 UTC

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Yeah, my brother already suggested the zoo. I will look into those other places you listed, thanks 😊 we’ll definitely need to take them to the coast, none of them have seen an ocean ever.
My girls of course don’t really know the geography yet (5&8), so their first question was ‘can we do Disney with our cousins’ since they do know Disneyland is in California 🤣

2026-01-23 15:34:20 UTC

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We’re planning on being around San Diego to see my brother (he’s Navy) and I know there is some beautiful things there to see.

2026-01-23 02:19:47 UTC

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It’s so fucking nuts to let men cosplay pregnancy loss in particular.

2026-01-23 02:18:59 UTC

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Because mechanical engineering students understand jack shit about the human body? My spouse is a stem based engineer and he damn well stays in his own lane on this shit. He hasn’t done the research because he clearly doesn’t understand the differences in circulatory systems, ligaments, immune systems, etc between male and female humans. Also they don’t give ‘cis’ men uteruses either, so he’s being exceptionally stupid.
Finally, Iris is a very recently trending name among American parents for baby girls born after a pregnancy/baby loss btw (because goddess of rainbow and babies after a loss are rainbow babies). So he’s probably also been frequenting pregnant and loss communities.

2026-01-23 02:11:31 UTC

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This is so fucking offensive. Like every time I see a new version of some man doing this shit I do not understand why the women in these groups fucking allow it.

2026-01-23 02:10:20 UTC

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Also it’s beautiful there. But I understand California is also beautiful (I haven’t made it out there yet, this year hopefully).

2026-01-22 14:58:39 UTC

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That could have been fun. I’ve only ever been in Illinois, but my dad did turn down a position in the UK when I was a teen (I am still annoyed 25 years later).

2026-01-21 21:44:34 UTC

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That’s way too much snow ❄️

2026-01-21 18:06:01 UTC

Looking forward to extreme cold this week - Thursday night : -25 C and Friday: -20 C

2026-01-19 21:38:26 UTC

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It’s weird that he doesn’t understand that gross people can be triggering🤢

2026-01-14 22:42:08 UTC

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Keeping up with all of this crazy shit is exhausting.

2026-01-14 22:41:04 UTC

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Beautiful

2026-01-10 15:42:55 UTC

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This is a lovely green

2026-01-09 15:28:17 UTC

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Jello molds are so finicky.

2026-01-07 14:54:56 UTC

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It’s a nice color.

2026-01-07 02:28:22 UTC

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I’m so fucking tired of AI bots. My favorite is when the bot gives you to a ‘person’ who is clearly another bot.

2026-01-07 02:02:38 UTC

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It looks like a really dark ocean blue to me.

2026-01-06 17:14:37 UTC

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I think he’s had tomatoes instead of olives in it, so if I wait til his birthday, I can just use the ones we grow.
Kraft is pretty awful and you’re right about childhood foods.

2026-01-06 17:05:59 UTC

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Hey my grandma had a recipe in her box for something like that. I should make it for my dad and see if it’s nostalgic?

2026-01-06 17:03:59 UTC

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I say this but I know a person who makes a jello salad that’s meant to resemble a Chicago hot dog 🤢

2026-01-06 17:03:02 UTC

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Hopefully not with lime because that means it’s a savory salad 🙃

2026-01-06 16:57:55 UTC

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Yeah the only use imo is midwestern salads that aren’t really salads and similar mid century corporate dishes.

2026-01-05 23:28:41 UTC

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Appalling and completely unsurprising.

2026-01-05 23:16:16 UTC

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I really like this.

2025-12-31 20:50:45 UTC

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A number of ‘women’ billionaires are apparently really men.

2025-12-29 02:16:49 UTC

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I didn’t even think of stockings. I don’t think I’ve worn them in twenty years. Seriously thought it was skin

2025-12-29 00:46:19 UTC

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What is wrong with his legs? They’re so corpse-like.

2025-12-28 23:51:06 UTC

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The whole single ancestor thing is crazy imo, even as someone with multiple uncommon surnames in my background. Ancestry just doesn’t really work like that.
My husband’s last name is extremely common - it’s an English occupation name. My maiden name is extremely uncommon and literally is why we decided to use his name for our family. Very hard to trace online. My kids all have commonish English first names too on purpose.
… I’m realizing I sound a bit paranoid haha.

2025-12-28 23:08:19 UTC

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Hahahahaha

2025-12-28 21:58:05 UTC

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I mean a general one would be great too. 🤣
I’m just focused on ancestry because someone made their grandfather my great grandmother’s son because her maiden name was the same as his family name (his mother has different first name). She was married 20 years before the document they’re using as a source was made and I have no idea how you correct these things because it’s spreading across my cousins’ family trees too now. I’ll have to email some of them and be like ‘you know better, you’re all literally my mother’s first cousins’.

2025-12-28 02:24:10 UTC

I wish there was a way to correct people’s idiocy on ancestry.

2025-12-16 15:16:24 UTC

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Oh I’m sure it was just intimidation and since the U.S. media folds, he assumed another country’s media would fold.

2025-12-16 00:39:19 UTC

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We’ve been saying shit like this is going to happen for years

2025-12-16 00:37:42 UTC

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I am so amused by this.

2025-12-15 02:38:36 UTC

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I’m guessing we’ll find out. Most of the EOs have been held up in court and I can’t see states not fighting this. Both parties want to regulate AI in many ways actually - this is a giveaway to his rich friends.

2025-12-15 01:50:51 UTC

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It’ll end up in court.

2025-12-15 01:47:44 UTC

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I don’t think states are going to listen to this.

2025-12-13 02:17:04 UTC

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I bet it was tasty

2025-12-13 02:12:51 UTC

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Yeah nooo it’s not

2025-12-13 02:02:27 UTC

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I don’t understand how someone avoiding you is scary? Like ? Maybe insulting I would think.

2025-12-13 01:59:07 UTC

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Oh that’s so cute

2025-12-12 15:11:25 UTC

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That’s certainly true. On all accounts.

2025-12-12 14:31:59 UTC

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I had the curtains closed today for sure and I was out in sunglasses taking the girls to the bus.

2025-12-12 14:25:02 UTC

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What I don’t get is why people thought it was a meme. Vance has been talking about it for a couple of years with the household vote crap.

2025-12-12 14:21:22 UTC

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That sounds nice. People out here would be wearing shorts and flip flops 😂 it’s sunny and frigid today too (-8), which is okay only because we have snow, so everything is glittering in the sunlight.

2025-12-12 13:47:13 UTC

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It is. Quite early in the winter for us to be this cold 🥶 I’m not pleased. And I probably should have specified it’s the nighttime temp. Daytime is going to be a balmy -13 😒

2025-12-12 13:09:12 UTC

Supposed to be -20C tomorrow night 🥶

2025-12-11 22:02:58 UTC

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Oooh 😮

2025-12-05 19:08:37 UTC

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That one is cute 🥰

2025-12-05 17:14:59 UTC

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Hey Jude.

2025-12-05 17:02:34 UTC