Ryan The Red 🖥️🚲🍺🏳️‍🌈

I like bytes, bikes, beers, and boys. I'm just not sure about the order. Lover of floofs. Leftish. Anti-fascist. Problematic. Transit advocate. Death to #CarCulture. OG Ryan The Red 🖥️🚲🍺🏳️‍🌈 (npub14tt…0ed4) twitter expat. #AlaskaGrown #Biking #Tech #Queer #OptOut #Sheltie #WalkableCities

Location: Dena'ina land, Alaska
Occupation: PC nets maintenancer
Prefered Vehicle: Bicycle
Religion: Music

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2026-05-14 02:19:34 UTC

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Aside from recall ("come!"), "stay" is about the best simple command you can teach a dog. But it relies on other prerequisite commands like "sit" and "down". Most dogs WANT to please you. Take the time. Find a local class if necessary. You will both be better, happier, and safer for it.

2026-05-14 00:36:08 UTC

Lovely day for a spring bike dog run. (Your mileage may vary.) But I think my floofy boy is out of shape. He's been sandbagging us. Alaskamutt don't care. She's good to go!
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/116/570/082/428/500/778/original/1b5fdc0d4486a3fd.jpg

2026-05-12 04:24:29 UTC

"Look, I have ONE job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to do it!" Without cheating, name the movie.

2026-04-02 03:10:49 UTC

I wish The B1M was on mastodon so I could point out that the "eagle" sound a is actually a hawk. That pervasive trope needs to go.

2026-03-30 02:46:33 UTC

Made Ethan's spicy chicken & yellow rice for mom. We both enjoyed this easy meal & look forward to the ample leftovers. (Important make-in-advance item: pickled red onions)
https://www.cookwell.com/recipe/20-min-chicken-and-yellow-rice

2026-02-19 18:31:58 UTC

Well, now I know how an airbag deployment goes. Fuck. (Everyone's okay.)

2026-02-15 04:29:56 UTC

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Almost forgot about the chocolate mousse in the fridge. Every dinner should end with chocolate mousse. #Dessert

2026-02-15 00:06:33 UTC

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Tonight's menu:
Bruschetta on GF toast points
Roasted butternut squash w/ thyme
Shrimp w/ lemon buerre blanc & capers
Chocolate mousse

2026-02-14 03:55:32 UTC

I'm no master florist, but I think this arrangement for mom turned out nicely.
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/116/066/949/667/407/409/original/32591c13db06b457.jpg
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2026-01-23 04:26:18 UTC

I continue to 🙄 at the longevity of the phrase "Drill, baby, drill" coined by that whacky Wasilla mayor, half-term Alaska governor, and would-be VP. The right can't let it go. Sadly, she seems downright sane compared to the stupidity of now.

2025-11-30 23:28:47 UTC

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Summer is the most popular dog in my feed. I bet she and Tucker would get along fabulously.
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/115/641/221/391/235/079/original/ea40be80f7e20ff3.jpg

2025-11-29 02:55:57 UTC

You know what makes almost everything okay? This guy. I love him with all my heart.
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/115/630/719/635/340/182/original/2e2a1ebf6c8add16.jpg

2025-10-10 22:24:35 UTC

Yay for some good news
One Year After Klamath Dam Removal, 'There's Just Fish Jumping All Over the Place': Scientists Describe Improvements to Water Quality and Wildlife | Lost Coast Outpost | Humboldt County News https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2025/oct/9/one-year-after-klamath-dam-removal-theres-just-fis/

2025-10-10 08:08:40 UTC

"PLEASE"? I thought this was a "MUST". :/
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/115/348/829/896/735/926/original/046bb84279343ad6.jpg

2025-09-08 03:48:49 UTC

@npub1eey…339h As promised, here are happy dogs on a walk in the woods.
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/115/166/618/000/970/025/original/d7f4f169d1bfdea4.jpg

2025-09-07 23:33:41 UTC

#SilentSunday
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2025-08-17 01:17:14 UTC

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This is my world.
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/115/041/454/827/183/420/original/8502f9ae3c0ed421.jpg

2025-08-17 01:08:25 UTC

@npub1v4f…rwsr You have a winter bike in your background, therefore I like you.

2025-08-02 19:24:57 UTC

On walks I've been told he looks like a stuffed animal. I mean, he's pretty heckin' cute, right? Or half my camera roll says. #dogs #sheltie
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/114/960/795/648/792/370/original/01254ff5b9d2a622.jpg

2025-07-26 22:29:47 UTC

Do you not know about the travesty of the Gros Michele banana, and how we're stuck with the Cavendish now (and how it's all set to happen again)?
https://www.epicurious.com/ingredients/history-of-the-gros-michel-banana

2025-07-24 05:08:33 UTC

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I appreciate your adventurous posts, always.

2025-07-20 02:59:37 UTC

I wish I loved anything as much as he loves a bike run. #Sheltie
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/114/883/313/062/014/936/original/e6d397baa845efb7.jpg

2025-07-13 19:51:50 UTC

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This is your first dog? What a gem! Fetching and swimming is standard lab, the high jump not so much.

2025-07-10 01:39:32 UTC

It's peony season and they are glorious. ♥️ #bloomscrolling
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2025-06-21 22:37:59 UTC

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I voted, but also have to comment, raspberry is the ultimate fruit combination with chocolate.

2025-02-24 01:17:58 UTC

May you have such a loyal, fluffy 4-legged foot warmer in your life. #sheltie
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/114/056/170/852/758/263/original/d7edc8b8c8f7f136.jpg

2025-02-10 00:15:05 UTC

If you weren't aware of the recent 7-Zip exploit, please update ASAP. It doesn't update automatically.
https://cybersecuritynews.com/7-zip-zero-day-vulnerability-smokeloader-malware/

2025-02-10 00:01:19 UTC

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Ironically, "legally", since so many (most) installations were not.

2025-02-09 23:03:05 UTC

Who remembers installing screen savers that weren't built into the OS? Or is that still a thing?

2025-01-23 20:51:57 UTC

Hey. You. Yes, you, reading this: I don't know if you've heard this lately, but you matter. Please keep existing. I've been struggling with my own existence, but you should be here.

2025-01-09 03:23:18 UTC

It's a Two Dog Night. Because snuggling next to him wasn't enough, making him a pillow might be better. #Besties #Dogs
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/113/796/223/139/319/794/original/8cdca98ea0deb670.jpg
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2025-01-07 04:22:30 UTC

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Yikes. Not looking good for Iditarod. Or anything else.

2024-12-31 05:24:24 UTC

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Piper & Tucker are besties across households & I wonder how they'll react as they age.
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/113/745/763/475/130/498/original/ecd8b5430aad4cc9.jpg

2024-12-31 02:10:29 UTC

SHO ME UR TEEFS
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2024-12-30 02:42:39 UTC

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Similarly, my sweet Sheltie doesn't care about temperature because he's so well insulated, but he's a mess to clean up from unfavorable conditions.

2024-12-30 02:06:23 UTC

I just love his frosty cheeks after a winter bike run. #Sheltie #ShetlandSheepdog
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/113/739/309/009/929/483/original/a090ba95b23dc264.jpg

2024-12-23 06:17:47 UTC

Tchaikovsky felt inferior because of the likes of Mozart. Imagine writing Marche Slave or Piano Concerto 1 and feeling anything other than glory. I'm going to don my headphones and bask in his GAY genius now.

2024-12-22 19:39:11 UTC

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orange and blue together are *chefskiss*

2024-12-17 00:28:18 UTC

Yes, I defeated the snow thrower, but was it worth it? I dunno, man, I dunno.
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/113/665/319/901/716/384/original/012b3e91d296421f.jpg

2024-12-15 22:39:35 UTC

Safey occifer on duty!
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/113/659/233/273/120/970/original/c356b7dbae25df8a.jpg

2024-12-02 00:22:55 UTC

Current tea kick
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/113/580/363/451/688/290/original/e0876d97b35b356b.jpg

2024-11-28 03:32:20 UTC

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Especially as an Alaskan, the phrase "feedback loop" strikes terror in my heart.

2024-11-21 03:07:43 UTC

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The amazing Michelle Yeoh... felt like a failure? For this one thing? Wow, the pressure.

2024-10-30 23:58:58 UTC

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Just, WOW. Their "STOP" signs are in English? 🤨

2024-10-30 23:23:21 UTC

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Holy shit, where is this?

2024-10-17 06:16:45 UTC

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This is a little dramatic for the uninitiated, but to clarify instructions if you want to disable Recall:
- Tap the [Win] key and type "cmd"
- Click the Run as administrator option
- Paste the command: "Dism /Online /Disable-Feature /Featurename:Recall"
Your results should be something like:
Image Version: 10.0.26100.2033
Disabling feature(s)
[==========================100.0%==========================]
The operation completed successfully.

2024-09-23 18:40:39 UTC

I know Anchorage is (in)famously the worst-dressed city in America, but do people elsewhere really go grocery shopping in pajamas? I don't have high standards, but c'mon. I know the pandemic changed a lot, but that shouldn't have.

2024-09-17 04:22:52 UTC

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The fact that they hold Chickenstock is adorable, but can you confirm or deny that its name stems from the fact that people didn't know how to spell Ptarmigan?

2024-09-13 23:52:16 UTC

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That's beautiful. You should try autumn in Alaska. It's really cool here. ;) XO

2024-09-13 23:50:09 UTC

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Congratulations! XO

2024-09-13 05:53:46 UTC

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2024-09-08 18:32:02 UTC

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I have no idea how to pronounce any of that but I still like it.

2024-09-08 03:33:26 UTC

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2024-09-01 01:59:52 UTC

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Holy shit, Witches Of Eastwick, that takes me back. And the violin soundtrack!

2024-08-31 19:35:43 UTC

Once upon a time I exposed VNC servers directly to the Internet. It was a different age. Mea culpa. #HelpDesk

2024-08-31 05:57:02 UTC

Oh, so THAT's why we're welcoming Brazil to Mastodon. Welcome, fellow eXpats!

2024-08-25 22:34:22 UTC

I meet the BEST people here. Thank you, Mastodon, for everything you have given me, and my donation to @npub1g0r…rqp4 was worth every penny. Tip your admins! That is all.

2024-08-23 02:47:29 UTC

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Those are great. My fish is by a local father & daughter duo who both make art under the BAFCO (Big-Ass Fish Co) name. Their stuff is all great.

2024-08-23 02:44:47 UTC

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Ha! As an AV & military history enthusiast I love the Chinook mashup.

2024-08-22 03:32:13 UTC

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(the last one is a tribute from a friend to my last dog so it's special)
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/113/003/341/125/251/929/original/e0e58dc7f1e6ba04.jpg
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/113/003/341/380/964/965/original/ce045962b0f27c15.jpg
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2024-08-22 02:18:24 UTC

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Every single piece of art in my house is from a local artist. XO

2024-08-18 02:01:37 UTC

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Happy now? Happy now.
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/112/980/550/315/685/770/original/0bb4dfeefc36f799.jpg

2024-08-18 01:18:58 UTC

Excuse me, I'm being pressured by my house guest for a bike ride. BRB
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/112/980/377/168/988/419/original/ddf08a87bd2539b8.jpg

2024-08-18 00:50:13 UTC

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I am spoiled for the amount of smoked salmon I've enjoyed in my life. There has been a smoker in my family since I can remember.

2024-08-18 00:42:57 UTC

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Growing up Alaskan I've plenty of delicious lox & every other form of salmon, but never on a fresh homemade bagel.

2024-08-18 00:39:44 UTC

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Mother of- That looks DELICIOUS

2024-08-18 00:33:06 UTC

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https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/112/980/179/476/898/687/original/de2406aacc30180e.jpg

2024-08-12 22:49:46 UTC

Maybe the thing I love most about this platform or modern social media is that we can openly talk about our mental health struggles without stigma. TBH I'm not really okay, but, that's okay. I have a support network and I appreciate you all.

2024-08-11 01:58:35 UTC

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Most of the people I interact with IRL are kind, but I can't even convince my own family to vote in their own self interest.

2024-08-11 01:37:29 UTC

The problem is that I don't imagine a future in which I'm happy. So I don't care whether I live or die. So I go on, begrudgingly.

2024-08-10 05:07:49 UTC

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There was no point at which things got uncivil. So good riddance.

2024-08-10 05:03:19 UTC

I think I just got blocked by an account that I got along with until suddenly we didn't. I don't really understand what happened, but obviously I did something wrong.

2024-08-07 05:41:37 UTC

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Somehow I missed this about you. Depression & Anxiety I know all too well, the rest thankfully not so much. I wish you well.

2024-08-06 03:42:31 UTC

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Tucker says "Stay happy!"
https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/112/913/004/484/942/047/original/75bb43cce84480d6.jpg

2024-08-05 05:49:10 UTC

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I should report you for CW abuse. Is that even a thing'?

2024-08-04 19:53:18 UTC

Sorry I failed the pole vault only because my dick was too big. Who wants to date me? #Olympics
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2024-08-04 03:58:03 UTC

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This is the WORST pun. I love it.

2024-06-03 22:46:03 UTC

Mmmm... it has been far too long since enchiladas, om nom nom...
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