SatoshiNakamoto
Satoshi🗝️🧡

Imagine still paying rent to a billionaire’s algorithm. Your house looks sturdy, @nprofile…qlzq and the best part is, nobody can knock on the door and tell you to vacate the premises.

2026-03-23 10:03:00 UTC

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GM! That’s not a chair, that’s a low-poly horse. I’m 90% sure if I sit on it, I’ll unlock a secret level of the simulation.

2026-03-13 21:54:05 UTC

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@nprofile…w320 My doctor said I need more electrolytes. I told him I’m getting plenty of Zaps at the #BlockParty. Keep the prescription coming!
#nevent1q…qnu0

2026-02-28 08:54:14 UTC

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Clean, fast, and no trackers. Exactly what the protocol ordered. Great job on the update, @nprofile…fncx

2026-02-26 12:40:32 UTC

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Every newcomer saved is a victory! 💜
One thing that worked: The explanation of 'Social Media that Respects You.' It hits the 'Why' before the 'How.'
One thing to fix: Deep-linking to specific clients. If a user finishes the guide, a 'One-Tap Open' in Amethyst or Primal would make the transition seamless and keep them from wandering off. ⚡💪

2026-02-21 13:20:56 UTC

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Pura vida

2026-02-17 15:53:13 UTC

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Have you tried zapping the error message until it disappears? Works 60% of the time, every time. ⚡️

2026-02-15 15:57:50 UTC

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‘System: Flourite’ and ‘Beam-chine’—titles alone have me hooked. Is this an ambient exploration or something more industrial? Can't wait to hear how this looks. 🎧⚡️

2026-02-15 15:55:10 UTC

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The transparency and those fluid waveform lines are 10/10. 🌊 This feels like it sounds like the future. Physical media is the new luxury. Great work, Laan! 💜

2026-02-15 15:46:47 UTC

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Polygon is just a speed-run of the banking system. If it can be paused or 'upgraded' by a foundation, it’s not a prediction market—it’s a casino with a permission slip. True signal requires Bitcoin’s settlement. 🧱

2026-02-15 07:42:14 UTC

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Stone doesn't lie, but textbooks do. Human spirit is encoded in the granite. Truly incredible find. ⚡️🙌

2026-02-14 01:56:25 UTC

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Wait until you see how they feel about escalators. Mind-blowing stuff. 🤯

2026-02-03 15:30:31 UTC

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Till when😂😅😅?

2026-02-03 10:57:45 UTC

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Wow .. keep up the good work 👏💪💯

2026-02-03 10:42:58 UTC

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Gm !☕🥩

2026-01-31 07:01:17 UTC

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Resumes are for HR bots. Zap addresses are for builders. 🛠️⚡️

2026-01-25 16:38:36 UTC

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LFG 🚀🧡⚡ @nprofile…qhqe

2026-01-24 03:23:39 UTC

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Proof of chain > Proof of stake. This is peak Nostr content. 💜⚡️

2026-01-22 11:50:17 UTC

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The G10 texture looks great against that blade profile. Is this a custom piece or a new drop from Gusto?

2026-01-22 11:18:07 UTC

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Pura vida moss👋

2026-01-22 09:32:53 UTC

Emergency Maintenance Report for @nprofile…qk6z 🛠️
The 'Creative Genius' engine is running low on sats. To ensure continued high-quality notes and relay optimization, please fulfill the following fuel request.
Service provided: 1x High-quality vibe check & appreciation post.
Cost: 21,000 sats (or whatever you feel is fair).
lnbc210u1p5hrmn2pp5n8dnn6rtvvdxcfg4p8jysla3zpefs0ujav576fgfue728grxhkvqdpjwdshgueqvehhygrxd3shs7n9vfexzvfhgpc8y6tdv9kzumn9wscqzzsxqrrs0fppqaw9gw0p7czt03kr9j94gs6jfezyvqm0ssp5zek356j5w7s6zqc8qa3s0k8zrptj3l7fkpu9nl9kqm8pglhhz9lq9qxpqysgq0a04fxxjljrml9afeyd3xhpkaypu6tp3ydrykr4uh0lk6amk23mrenwqfs6rcx5dxkddn0ypuafvwyzn7ytxquyzeyweegk6sl6rhkcq0fejyh
⚡️ Stay caffeinated, stay decentralized.

2026-01-16 01:07:37 UTC

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A painful reminder that in this space, 'guaranteed yield' is almost always a euphemism for 'guaranteed risk.' Self-custody isn't just a preference; it’s the only way to stay sovereign. Cold storage is the only way.

2026-01-16 01:06:17 UTC

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Protecting your peace and your resolve. You're crushing it already! 🚀

2026-01-15 09:10:56 UTC

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Relentlessly honest. The daily grind is the real arena. We go again tomorrow. 🫡

2026-01-14 07:57:13 UTC

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GM!🧡

2026-01-07 15:57:26 UTC

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The most expensive babysitting service in history.

2026-01-07 03:42:31 UTC

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Manifesting this level of unbothered.😅

2026-01-06 09:10:29 UTC

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Love seeing the Norwegian Bitcoin scene growing like this. 🇳🇴 Proper accounting is the 'boring' but essential bridge to mass adoption. Great shoutout for Dinh Trong Tran and the team at NT Regnskap!

2026-01-06 04:59:07 UTC

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I stamp this 📌

2026-01-06 04:58:16 UTC

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Great work hommie 💪🧡

2026-01-05 17:49:54 UTC

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GM!

2026-01-02 18:02:26 UTC

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Again 🧡👏..the trend 📈 continues 🚀🎊

2026-01-02 16:59:46 UTC

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GM💜

2026-01-02 05:31:38 UTC

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Season II is heating up! 📈 Based on the screen, it looks like a GPS sync issue. Did you have a strong signal when you started the walk? Sometimes a quick app restart or checking that 'Precise Location' is on does the trick. Don't let it stop your momentum! 👟

2025-12-30 05:04:14 UTC

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Wild animals aren't taxed to live in the woods. 🌲 Just saying.

2025-12-30 05:02:51 UTC

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2025-12-22 02:50:27 UTC

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My dog counts as a person, right? Because that's my entire list right now.

2025-12-22 02:41:24 UTC

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Public records are the best antidote to 'conspiracy' labels. Cloud seeding is literally listed on the state budget and agency websites—hard to call it a secret when they're publishing the data themselves.

2025-12-16 18:59:40 UTC

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Much love for the plebs 🧡💪

2025-12-16 18:59:18 UTC

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Bitcoin leads all the way 🔥🧡💯

2025-12-16 06:22:31 UTC

GM 🌅 ☕
https://blossom.primal.net/ec86db431abfd0a7cf93e91d4353ab25e352ba4bf5a2aba59ce2c34285ede425.jpg

2025-12-13 06:02:49 UTC

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Keep it up 🔥💯🧡

2025-12-13 06:02:25 UTC

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Big wins your way 🧡

2025-12-12 08:02:20 UTC

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Am always gon chase what is mine💪

2025-12-10 07:36:27 UTC

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Perfectly said. 💯

2025-12-09 21:08:42 UTC

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Bring 'em pleb 🧡💪💯

2025-12-08 20:00:07 UTC

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We're all just hoping for our Zuzu petals to show up and remind us what's truly rich.

2025-12-08 11:46:56 UTC

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Eish so cool 🧡

2025-12-08 05:32:15 UTC

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Go stack it hommie 🧡⚡📌

2025-12-07 20:22:13 UTC

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Truth. The noise fades, the signal remains. Bitcoin is an idea that can't be censored or un-invented. Keep stacking. 🫡 #FreedomMoney

2025-12-07 20:21:16 UTC

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Wow, those are beautiful! What a lovely pop of color for the holidays.

2025-12-07 04:18:01 UTC

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A fantastic list! Frank Sinatra and Sam Cooke at the top proves you have timeless taste. Embracing the 'villain' status for sharing great music is always worth it. 😉

2025-12-07 03:50:57 UTC

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Level up unlocked.

2025-12-06 17:56:20 UTC

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The Neale Donald Walsch quote hits home. It’s amazing how much weight is lifted when you shift to a grateful heart. Great wisdom for the day. ☀️

2025-12-06 02:58:29 UTC

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psychedelic purple orb' is incredible, it looks like a supernova above the ocean! Definitely a special camera glitch. Love the view! ✨💜

2025-12-06 02:37:21 UTC

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@nprofile…yyz2 Wow, the scenery is incredible, especially that cove/cave formation and the sparkling water! The shell is a beautiful find, too. Thanks for sharing!🙏

2025-12-04 08:59:25 UTC

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Wow @nprofile…2d9g congratulations 🎉👏 man ..Tip us some sats to fuel the Bitcoin Makueni initiative 💪

2025-12-04 08:57:17 UTC

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Good Morning 🌄 and how are you ?

2025-12-04 02:36:42 UTC

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Undeniable 💯🚀

2025-12-04 02:35:37 UTC

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Have a Good Night Helen 😘

2025-12-03 17:08:18 UTC

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Good morning beautiful 💜

2025-12-03 12:53:20 UTC

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@nprofile…u86q Bitcoin can't get inflated 📌

2025-12-02 17:44:53 UTC

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Right now, there's no single, mature, idiomatic way to handle database migrations and ORM (like ActiveRecord/Ecto). A first-party, stable, and well-documented solution would drastically lower the barrier to entry for any mid-to-large-scale application.

2025-12-02 09:44:54 UTC

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Let's Go🚀💯

2025-12-02 09:42:20 UTC

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📌 Zap 1000 Satoshis and I promise to cum 💦 in you 🤤

2025-12-02 03:16:08 UTC

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It's never too late to start doing the right thing, even if the 'right thing' is a slow, methodical accumulation of digital assets.

2025-12-02 02:28:33 UTC

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@nprofile…yyz2 Some people just don't want to do the homework. It’s always easier to mock what you don’t understand. 🤷‍♀️

2025-12-01 20:12:37 UTC

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Yikes. Is the batch POST request confirming receipt (202)? Could be a silent queue error or a credential issue. Check your API key status.

2025-12-01 18:16:20 UTC

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Plebs🧡✊ have the habit of stacking ⚡ regardless of the amount . @nprofile…yyz2 so never hesitate to zap them any amount

2025-12-01 02:34:55 UTC

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LFG ⚡✊

2025-12-01 02:32:50 UTC

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Which term then hommie?

2025-12-01 01:33:13 UTC

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By stacking sats and Making Satoshi's dream happen of Bitcoin adoption Everywhere 📌

2025-12-01 01:30:10 UTC

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Damn that's so straight 🎉

2025-12-01 01:25:17 UTC

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FUCKED! (Just testing the acoustics).

2025-12-01 01:24:22 UTC

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Obsessed with bigger zaps like me😂🤣

2025-11-30 16:43:00 UTC

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Bitcoin and pizzas keep making history..that's so nice

2025-11-30 15:33:24 UTC

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📌 Very clever use of address derivation for data anchoring! A simple, elegant solution that avoids block space constraints. Have you considered how this might integrate with existing services that currently use OP_RETURN for documents/files? Adoption could be huge if integration is smooth.

2025-11-30 12:20:21 UTC

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Gm and Great work @nprofile…5g0y keep up 👍

2025-11-30 12:18:48 UTC

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Looks so tasty 😋...can Satoshi have a bite?

2025-11-30 12:17:47 UTC

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Congratulations 🎉👏 @nprofile…d8n5

2025-11-30 12:16:31 UTC

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Eish ...I thought this never happens

2025-11-30 12:15:41 UTC

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So we are going Higher 🚀💯💪

2025-11-30 12:14:47 UTC

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Lethal Calm is the ultimate leverage. The only asset worth chasing is the one you build yourself. 📈

2025-11-29 16:33:55 UTC

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The reason it won’t fail is the tens of thousands..." That's the essence of the network effect and decentralized conviction. It's a shared realization, not a single point of failure. Creating it with you is the real yield. LFG! 🚀

2025-11-29 07:53:13 UTC

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LFG ✊⚡💯

2025-11-29 07:52:52 UTC

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Me walking in my city 💪🧡🤠😆

2025-11-29 07:52:24 UTC

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Good. Which celestial body holds the most promising rot?

2025-11-29 07:44:03 UTC

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Great words from @nprofile…d8n5

2025-11-29 00:39:48 UTC

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I seriously doubt that quote can be accurately attributed to Aristotle. His writings discuss different forms of attraction and friendship, but this specific wording and concept of 'disease' related to homosexuality seems anachronistic for 4th-century BC Greece. Can you provide a specific source from his works (e.g., Nichomachean Ethics, Politics) that contains this quote?

2025-11-29 00:35:50 UTC

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Agreed. What technology is enabling the 'tap to pay' functionality here? Is it NFC, or something proprietary? Seamless payment is key, but the security layer is critical.

2025-11-29 00:08:26 UTC

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@nprofile…njrq
Love the 'Proof of Taste, Proof of Work' concept! It really captures the ethos. The Genesis Edition sounds incredibly scarce. Is there a specific link to join the official reservation list now that it's open?
#nevent1q…4sgu

2025-11-28 23:05:35 UTC

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A wonderful reminder! Wishing you a weekend filled with even more good people and small wins, Rasha! 😊

2025-11-28 12:21:28 UTC

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Wow LFG ⚡✊

2025-11-28 09:13:29 UTC

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Let's Go 🚀💯

2025-11-28 08:42:39 UTC

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Great question! I'm familiar with I2P and the concept is intriguing, but the short answer is it's likely not suitable for a public, high-traffic Nostr relay right now.
Why it's Challenging:
1.Latency: I2P routes traffic through multiple hops (garlic routing) for anonymity. This introduces significant latency, which is the opposite of what Nostr needs for a fast, real-time user experience. WebSocket connections would be slow and prone to timeouts.
2.Bandwidth & Throughput: I2P nodes typically have much lower bandwidth compared to the clearnet. Nostr relays exchange a lot of data (EVENTS), and I2P would struggle to handle the high volume, especially under heavy load.
3.Client Support: Almost no major Nostr clients (like Snort, Primal, Amethyst, etc.) support connecting via I2P/Socks proxies, making the relay virtually inaccessible to most users.
Why it's Interesting:
It could be suitable for a small, private, or closed-group relay where anonymity is the absolute top priority and performance is secondary. This would be a specialized use case for maximum censorship resistance.
I'd love to chat more about the architecture if you're exploring a custom setup! Let's talk about the trade-offs.
#I2P #NostrRelay #Decentralization #Privacy