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2024-08-23 22:03:01

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@npub1vxy…m04k 8, not even close

2024-08-23 21:47:40

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@npub1y68…cxnw @npub1hr3…zt82 This is also why we have a worldwide helium shortage today, it all fits together, never forget the 14,000,000(,000)

2024-08-20 05:28:54

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@npub1jtp…lqgl > I had some neighbors who knew I had jars full
rookie mistake

2024-08-20 05:21:05

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@npub1a3e…tn2x @npub1ppz…8p88 > it is transporting funko pops and soylent

2024-08-19 19:51:24

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@npub14x7…wdx5
YOU WILL FILL IN THE GENDER BOX
YOU WILL GIVE AN ANSWER, EVEN IF THAT ANSWER IS BLANK
YOU WILL CLICK SUBMIT ON THE FORM
YOUR PRONOUNS WILL BE OVERTLY RESPECTED EVEN IF YOU DO NOT OVERTLY DECLARE ANY

2024-08-19 19:45:20

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@npub1yme…r6e2 No no, it's fine, see it's not "high fructose corn syrup," just the regular kind, it's healthy, it's fine

2024-08-19 19:41:01

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@npub1syf…mzey It's like every government in the world is doing everything it can to get its own enforcers to turn against them, and it's just not working.

2024-08-19 19:35:17

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@npub1f3r…qss8 @npub150w…ppa5 What are you thoughts about Jesus?

2024-08-18 03:04:57

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@npub1aqh…627f Redheads seem wonderful until you actually meet one.

2024-08-18 02:59:07

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/e54b5f2f77b522a02c16cbf937e9c6d2b3c6b78f1b7534a7d4e905447630d055.mp4?name=s8FAjXwBlJ39Eg.mp4

2024-08-18 02:55:18

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@npub192k…43u7 congratulations, you are the most annoying nostr user at the moment, and that's really quite an achievement

2024-08-17 19:58:18

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@npub1gn7…68p4 Monkeypox is not just a gay thing in the same way that AIDS is not just a gay thing, which is to say that...It's just a gay thing.

2024-08-17 19:53:49

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@npub1pg0…7rcu @npub12d4…407g One side cheers for the corpse, and the other cheers for the maggots.

2024-08-17 19:52:29

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1atp…37us Borzois are awesome. They defend children and kill pit bulls.

2024-08-17 16:30:11

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@npub104w…3df7 They deemed it a higher priority to turn them into spy devices that go on your home network instead.

2024-08-17 16:27:53

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@npub1jnp…07gs @npub13wh…wvah We are ALL socioeconomic factors on this blessed day!

2024-08-17 04:10:34

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@npub167c…3syk wow this is really gay thanks

2024-08-16 21:31:57

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@npub1urv…wqtj @npub1vra…4qsw brutal

2024-08-11 00:21:01

cracks knuckles
gets drink
time to wrangle some trannies

2024-08-10 03:57:00

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@npub1sa2…jgrv Have you tried Cinnamon? It's a fork of gnome 2 (before they followed Microsoft in deciding that in the future everything has to be a touchscreen tablet). Lightweight, basic, but doesn't feel like something meant for a toddler.

2024-08-10 03:43:34

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@npub1sa2…jgrv modern gnome is ghey, at least use cinnamon

2024-08-10 02:37:49

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@npub1ztk…t8p7 "They just need proper training, that's all"
- woman who has no idea how to train a dog

2024-08-09 04:09:14

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@npub1uwj…axfl You will own nothing, you will have no privacy, and you will be happy.

2024-08-06 22:28:16

https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/6242a3ee409588df200ef46c1b5d60b4525f449ee6dc2626b7c4198f57ab2bdf.mp4?name=C3T9NGA_Z3N0yg.mp4

2024-08-06 01:17:19

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@npub1wn8…57c3 we'd be all about public transportation if we didn't have to deal with violent homeless blacks and drug addicts

2024-08-05 02:55:35

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@npub1h0d…ys2n none of them remember the skinny, nerdy, shy guys they rejected and cheated on in their early 20s

2024-08-02 19:59:10

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@npub1pyx…a8xt those darn demon-rats are destroying this country, I really hope Donald Trump wins so we can finally deport all the illegals and build that wall
(Does anyone even talk about the wall anymore?)

2024-08-02 13:49:48

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@npub19vk…5r78 "We made this graph to justify killing you, don't question it, we are the experts"

2024-08-01 05:11:27

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@npub13cn…kzpe 90% of what you have seen is bunch of bots begging for zaps and reposting bitcoin memes from 2014

2024-07-31 17:39:12

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@npub1h2y…apl0 soon blacks will be able to afford that home next to you that went up for sale a year ago but hasn't sold

2024-07-29 05:44:25

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@npub1tce…jmky slightly cursed pc build

2024-07-27 19:31:01

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@npub16q0…6zn2 Western sumo wrestling

2024-07-26 04:29:41

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@npub1euk…qay6 @npub1luv…nmt5 All of nostr is like that. It's the uncanny valley of intuition.
"Is this person joking, or are they really that retarded?"

2024-07-26 03:52:41

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@npub1luv…nmt5 yeah because nostr is a bunch of recycled bitcoin memes and bots

2024-07-23 23:45:47

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@npub1tda…c8ll Interest payments to whom?

2024-07-23 23:45:17

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@npub1qt3…z3et Even the animals know when something isn't right.

2024-07-18 15:35:40

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@npub1qsp…5afj wow, didn't realize we were still doing the olympics considering it's just a huge embarrassment and waste of money for whatever country is hosting it these days

2024-07-17 00:03:21

what did thermaltake mean by this
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/bd54959195aa7bfe8b24111f17fcfa0e8c314bb74cc7716feb5a326db8b8c1c6.png?name=woLI7qDGjqW-Jw.png

2024-07-02 15:32:10

trannies fighting about gay software on the timeline

2024-07-02 13:51:36

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@npub1njs…7fqx @npub1x0r…shtn nobody wants to talk on nostr because all anyone posts on nostr is line-go-up charts and other bitcoin memes

2024-07-01 22:51:43

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@npub1pg0…7rcu This is not a new way of tardwrangling members of a site.
A site I visited a long, long time ago proudly displayed not only a member's join date, but also a "length" representation of that, in inches.
I was around 11 inches, surrounded by noobs who were barely boasting 3 or 4 inches.

2024-06-28 16:41:56

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@npub1peg…wr7k He has the most stereotypical "evil politician" look possible. You'd be shocked if he was completely truthful about a single thing at all.

2024-06-27 18:55:33

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@npub1s2y…nmzs Deal! And by the same token, whites shouldn't even have to know that blacks exist.

2024-06-27 16:40:48

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@npub16dj…mns2 she is deebly goncerned

2024-06-27 15:43:31

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@npub1d4h…2ta7 F-16s are good when the enemy doesn't have any modern radar or surface-to-air defense capabilities, which I don't think is the case here

2024-06-26 20:15:48

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@npub1rvy…pk3p @npub1vyr…fy55 exceptionally

2024-06-26 20:12:51

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@npub1rvy…pk3p @npub1vyr…fy55 > a traditional session to find out who stole them, but the thief sent negative energy to me
do you know how retarded this sounds

2024-06-25 18:13:55

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@npub1gke…3xp3 BUT WHO KEEPS SCRAMBLING THE CUBE UP??

2024-06-25 03:07:34

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@npub1gke…3xp3 as if the "king of England" has any power to do anything other than fly around in a jet in fancy clothes

2024-06-21 17:26:36

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@npub1kce…nezs @npub1f5s…5scw start acting weird

2024-06-21 17:23:19

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@npub1s3m…qewq > What the fuck is the internet doing to this current generation?
healing it, which is why the internet must be destroyed

2024-06-21 17:10:11

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@npub1f5s…5scw waterfalls is definitely retarded, the rest of you are alright though, maybe just need to calm down a little bit sometimes though

2024-06-21 12:29:38

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@npub1pg0…7rcu abandon hope, all ye who enter here

2024-06-21 03:54:54

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@npub15uu…vc5g As long as food-like product is on the table, nobody's gonna do any conquering.

2024-06-21 03:51:47

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@npub1730…swsu Joke's on them, AI can replace pajeets easily

2024-06-21 03:38:16

attention whores on the tl

2024-06-21 03:09:49

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@npub167x…ml9g Among racial bonuses, the ability to drink milk and eat cheese and yogurt as an adult is certainly one of the best.

2024-06-21 02:54:36

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@npub1jlw…tt4c you're doing it right now, this is it

2024-06-21 02:40:16

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@npub1mtz…u86v A 9-volt battery

2024-06-21 02:08:22

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@npub1ct5…30u7 Man, the past sounds awesome except for the draft part.

2024-06-21 01:43:33

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@npub1xc2…95u5 poast don't post nonwhite woman challenge: impossible

2024-06-20 22:36:57

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@npub1pq6…79tz @npub1wj8…n95j I heard hotdogs have around 2% human DNA, probably just totally made up thought right haha there's no way that's true haha

2024-06-20 22:06:04

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@npub1jlw…tt4c
> 5.8 girl is less likely to get attention, so guys aren't afraid she'll cheat
> therefore more guys will give her attention
lolwut

2024-06-20 22:01:43

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@npub1qh0…xeda Half are faggots and half are Nazis, with little (but not zero) overlap.
Okay, I don't know anything about Germany, either.

2024-06-13 23:19:39

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@npub1atp…37us Those "Sandy Hook families" are so militant about this thing it's starting to make me wonder if Sandy Hook was even real :cat_wink:

2024-06-12 16:29:33

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@npub1wg6…xxwc No, he was from Israel. It obviously would have been a more British-sounding English back then.

2024-06-11 23:01:22

I know you're supposed to pray for people to repent and be saved, but I am increasingly praying for people to die and go to hell because they will clearly never repent and they are ruining good people's lives, am I a bad person?

2024-06-11 16:13:17

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@npub1h0d…ys2n The training itself is sexual harassment.

2024-06-11 16:12:09

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@npub1h0d…ys2n Going by the common understanding, it depends solely on whether Danielle is hot or not, as deemed by the bearer of the tattoo.

2024-06-08 18:53:36

> log in
> faggot trannies
> instance defederation drama
> Christians posting vile images
> room-temp IQ political shilling

2024-06-06 18:15:23

Eventually you're supposed to outgrow this place.

2024-06-02 22:24:20

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@npub1kja…e5gq
> Trump being on house arrest will rally his supporters
> It could backfire because it will also rally his opposition
Do you know how retarded you sound?

2024-06-01 04:22:53

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@npub19hx…fp8z Yeah except it was actually technically Saturday when this was posted

2024-05-31 13:55:27

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@npub1xr4…dmc0 for the same reason they dislike and distrust 11112011

2024-05-27 22:52:48

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@npub1qqv…cn3w I doubt the people who get tattoos are really all that concerned with their long-term health

2024-05-26 00:21:39

Merry Floydsmas!
I enjoyed some watermelon today.

2024-05-24 17:05:00

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@npub1jt9…2xr7 Just start referring to every US-made weapon as a "debt launcher"

2024-05-24 16:56:41

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@npub1mu4…0z0y HA HA HA HA HA HA

2024-05-24 16:55:01

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@npub12ul…uyep not miserable per se, but it's been a rough week in terms of "why?"

2024-05-24 14:31:13

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@npub1szt…d86l "Uhm, ackshually green energy is working TOO WELL"
that's a new one, wonder what kind of mental gymnastics went into that study

2024-05-24 14:27:33

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@npub1xju…ekqr Every time I see the word "terrorist" anywhere in any context, I immediately know that I'm being fed propaganda.

2024-05-24 14:23:54

Every once in a while there's a serious post, and I puzzle over it for a while to find the joke before realizing that it's from Minds, Nostr, or Mastodon.

2024-05-24 14:05:25

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@npub1gjs…yk2d "Maybe the patient will die so we don't have to do the surgery"

2024-05-24 13:56:28

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@npub16dj…mns2 Africa looks high, but I wonder how many of those kids live past a couple months or years.

2024-05-24 03:29:33

Lol.
Anybody remember back when Apple tried to do a VR headset? Waaaay back in February of this year?

2024-05-23 19:50:12

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@npub1x0r…shtn Sounds like you're looking for Windows.

2024-05-23 19:40:44

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@npub1x0r…shtn Flatpaks.

2024-05-23 19:33:34

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@npub1x0r…shtn And what do you suggest as an alternative for someone who wants to install something quickly, or a developer who just wants to release something that will work on all Linux flavors? The competition is "double-click an exe" or "drag an icon into the apps folder."

2024-05-23 05:06:31

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@npub19wd…lx5z @npub1wg0…t0yf
> python
😢

2024-05-23 04:58:07

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@npub1wg0…t0yf I never had patience for it. It turns out most TUI programming is pretty tedious (which makes things like htop, btop, k9s so much more impressive)

2024-05-23 03:33:31

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@npub1x0r…shtn I bet that donate button works pretty well though

2024-05-23 01:01:28

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@npub1rmn…4lk2
> threatening ''hunger strikes to the death.''
win-win

2024-05-23 00:58:06

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@npub1tqq…y3a2 The internet, pulling people into their dark arcs for decades
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/426f2445a36c1fc138540d029f7f020758301b56dcd34c085cf65ab61547f2de.png?name=QEELcSta8zfTWQ.png

2024-05-21 16:08:38

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@npub1mh5…233h I had a nice big image about this, but it has mysteriously disappeared from my computer.
But anyway the same people who own the sunscreen also own skin cancer treatments.
If sunscreen reduces skin cancer, then those businesses would seem to be at odds with one another.

2024-05-21 00:33:36

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@npub1w8p…0wl2 @npub15uu…vc5g I think I need to get checked after just watching that clip.

2024-05-20 22:21:50

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@npub1x0r…shtn @npub1uf9…wj43 I've found it funny how, since the very beginning of LLMs being popular, the term "remove bias" literally means "add bias."

2024-05-20 22:14:31

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@npub1x0r…shtn @npub16q0…6zn2 You flip-flopped away from Windows again? Wise choice. It just keeps getting more and more invasive.

2024-05-20 22:11:50

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@npub16q0…6zn2 Hey @npub1x0r…shtn, this is your OS of choice, right?

2024-05-20 17:54:51

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@npub1dph…t7jj bodycount: 19

2024-05-20 02:44:25

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@npub1sa2…jgrv this is fedi, not your search engine