corndalorian

memes. music. bitcoin.

Public Key

npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5

NIP-05 Address

corndalorian@nostr.report

NIP-57 Address

corndalorian@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs03ekxgdp0rczjfqrrpcn7zqtdec6lcwnpfesyxnl0f239qvege2gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctc9790rv

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nos.lol

relay.nostr.bg

Author Public Key

npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5

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Last Notes

2024-09-24 12:21:37

Gm nostr ☕️☀️
https://m.primal.net/LATS.jpg

2024-09-24 00:49:36

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Sorry not sorry 😂🤣

2024-09-24 00:20:48

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Now I see the original one in Primal too. Welp sorry for all the butts y’all 😅🤣

2024-09-24 00:12:37

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🤣🤣

2024-09-24 00:09:27

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I’m curious if it’s that or just a glitch with that note. That one was uploaded directly using Primal’s CDN. I just tried posting it again (see below) using Nostr.build instead and I see it in Primal. So they could be filtering. A bit over aggressive if so. Maybe @npub16c0…6nvr can confirm one way or the other.
#note198e…r7zp

2024-09-24 00:01:07

Test with nostr.build
https://image.nostr.build/d3f22e9256f9ac12685d183aece68b93f9fb856e2c1392b5fbd4d6d31be835a6.jpg

2024-09-23 23:51:19

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Not showing for me or @npub1xy5…3urc either. I wonder if it’s a glitch or are they censoring it due to the nude butt? 🤣🤦‍♂️

2024-09-23 23:49:32

If you are a Primal user, can you see the quoted note?
#note1r7c…0ljr

2024-09-23 23:21:07

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You did it 🔥🔥🔥

2024-09-23 23:17:36

https://m.primal.net/KzjW.jpg

2024-09-23 22:01:16

I’m not saying you shouldn’t stop using Telegram. I’m just saying that if your IP address wasn’t already private, deleting TG won’t really accomplish anything 🤷‍♂️
https://m.primal.net/KzgL.jpg

2024-09-23 16:36:25

While I don’t have any reason to believe any particular person was responsible for the recent Nostr spam, it would be a sly way to urge users to use apps and services that mitigate it, and those solutions could also be made by the same person creating the spam/problem. Just putting on my conspiracy hat for a few moments.

2024-09-23 15:29:37

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I’m glad he cares. No argument there. He’s just overreacting in the way he’s talking about it and that doesn’t help anything.
As for other clients, Nostur has been my consistent go to for most things and have always found Fabian approachable and helpful. FWIW

2024-09-23 15:19:48

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💯 It’s one thing to let your humanity show. That’s called authenticity. It’s entirely different to lose control of yourself and behave/speak irrationally in front of others who may be looking to you so they themselves know how to gauge the situation.

2024-09-23 15:13:54

Between using the Nostur’s WoT filter setting (client side) and whatever Primal did to filter the spam (server side), I’ve experienced hardly any of the spam after about the first day. I’ve continued posting and interacting with all the same people I normally would have, and I never changed my relays. Whatever impact it’s having on devs and their relays/apps, some level of frustration is understandable. But Nostr is still working fine for this dumb simple end user 🤷‍♂️

2024-09-23 14:39:07

Devs publicly overreacting to a spam issue help nothing.

2024-09-23 14:27:14

#asknostr
#note1xu8…ydvf

2024-09-23 14:26:42

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Yes you are overreacting.

2024-09-23 14:25:24

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I’ve seen a few of his posts and replies about this spam situation and he is greatly overreacting in his choice of words. This one he wrote is objectively wrong. Nostr has no global consensus or state. Bitcoin does. Theoretically you could say that there is a single set of all nostr events IF you had them all accessible in one place, but that doesn’t exist, and in practice it simply can’t exist. So it’s a false for sake of any rational discussion. But he is choosing to be irrational right now.

2024-09-23 14:09:01

On Nostr, it is objectively true that there is no global. On Bitcoin, it is objectively true that there is a global. Overreacting to a problem will not help solve it. Someone who speaks dev please talk some sense into this guy.
#note15rn…qqd6

2024-09-23 14:05:33

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Do you overreact about every problem in your life?

2024-09-23 13:54:38

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#typostr 🤦‍♂️

2024-09-23 13:53:13

https://m.primal.net/KzJC.jpg

2024-09-23 11:34:33

“Why didn’t the bad man who tried to hurt us just choose to be good and not hurt us instead?”
Because there are bad people in the world, you dolts.

2024-09-23 11:30:00

I’d probably leave too if I joined nostr and all I saw as a bunch of devs being crybabies about a problem instead of fixing it. Stfu guys ffs 😂 Gm 💜

2024-09-23 01:53:44

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/kNDcHEl8jHUAAAAC/napoleon-dynamite-i-want-that.gif

2024-09-23 01:52:14

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This looks amazing 👀🤤

2024-09-23 00:05:34

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Not bad for a spur of the moment decision

2024-09-22 23:54:24

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Surprising. Typically he’s well articulated.

2024-09-22 23:30:37

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Damage control

2024-09-22 23:28:38

When it comes to memes, people seem to just like what they like 🤷‍♂️😂
https://m.primal.net/KykP.jpg

2024-09-22 23:27:36

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Did you see also Pink and Megan Fox deleted theirs too? Megan Fox also scrubbed her IG. wtf 😳

2024-09-22 18:45:13

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This one hurts every time I see it 😭😭😭

2024-09-22 18:44:09

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I believe so. There are only a couple clients that support it, and only one of the popular mobile apps that support it (Amethyst). Just wish it was more widely implemented.

2024-09-22 16:46:02

15 minutes left to vote. Will my mobile data plan hold out until then? 👀
#note1hxs…0d4r

2024-09-22 16:43:16

Usher deleted his entire tweet history 😅
https://m.primal.net/KyUr.jpg

2024-09-22 16:35:29

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Clever girl…

2024-09-22 16:29:13

Nostr would benefit if zap splits were easier.

2024-09-22 15:28:25

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Who said I don’t run non-custodial lightning? It’s just overkill for receiving zaps. Custodial is much better suited for that. Don’t be narrow minded.

2024-09-22 15:21:06

https://m.primal.net/KyQX.jpg

2024-09-22 14:17:12

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https://media.tenor.com/eKQogxaCzwQAAAAC/are-you-sure-are-you-good.gif

2024-09-22 14:04:06

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https://image.nostr.build/62f6dbd78f83c48cfb936674f6b0236437c9495c6240977f2c672953d06e9697.jpg

2024-09-22 13:25:33

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And don’t worry at all. We’ve opted you in to receive email and text reminders to come spend more money here. If you want to opt out, no problem. Just call our 1-800 number to speak to a live salesperson.

2024-09-22 13:15:33

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Excellent choice sir

2024-09-22 13:12:33

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You seem angry. Would you to view some of our relaxation products? They are 30% off just for you but you have to order in the next 45 seconds.

2024-09-22 13:10:34

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Also, are you interested in these other 3 items that most people like you are interested in?

2024-09-22 13:09:51

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Not yet. The round up is so we can make a tax deductible donation that we can benefit from but don’t have to use our money. The tip is the next screen.

2024-09-22 13:05:21

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Would you like to round up and give us just a little bit more money? 😭😭😭

2024-09-22 12:44:39

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As in, no chance they’re getting my sats to pay someone else’s yield. 😂

2024-09-22 12:40:54

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He’s welcome to be wrong. 😂

2024-09-22 12:34:52

You don’t need a bank in order to custody or spend bitcoin. That’s the whole point.

2024-09-22 12:12:17

https://m.primal.net/KyCe.png

2024-09-22 11:41:07

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@npub1tvq…krq4 is trying to recruit you in his meme war against me, isn’t he?
https://media.tenor.com/U3MLXp0XA44AAAAC/godfather-marlon-brando.gif

2024-09-22 11:36:35

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👀🤣

2024-09-22 11:28:32

Gm ☕️☀️
https://m.primal.net/KyAY.jpg

2024-09-22 01:09:52

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/tiKt0nmALycAAAAC/donald-trump-billions.gif

2024-09-21 20:28:53

Any AQUA wallet users having trouble opening their app today? Mine is freezing on the splash screen. Tried restarting my phone. Haven’t tried restoring from the backup phrase yet.
https://m.primal.net/KwwG.png

2024-09-21 19:55:45

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Ain’t enough bleach in the world to clean those sheets 😭😭

2024-09-21 19:53:02

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What about a breakfast taco made of a waffle shell? 🤤

2024-09-21 19:52:00

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Looks like a Diddy party 👀

2024-09-21 19:50:33

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Tough choice 🤔😅

2024-09-21 19:45:36

What does “WoT” stand for? Wrong answers only. I’ll start:
Wombats on Torpedos

2024-09-21 19:01:58

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👀

2024-09-21 19:01:45

And all the people said…
#note1qqq…jvwu

2024-09-21 17:52:57

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https://image.nostr.build/0bacb3ed13b6aba59ca152e240d3ed62e2b7dc2598c1d148d62127a1d2f0a788.jpg

2024-09-21 17:41:41

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Liars care all the more about truth not being found out.

2024-09-21 16:54:05

Truth is toxic to lies.

2024-09-21 15:48:10

“Toxic” is relative to the situation. A cure seems toxic to a disease that is trying to persist. The crux of the matter is identifying what is the real disease. Bitcoin is not the disease.

2024-09-21 15:25:03

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Gone again, more like it 😅 Been a while this time.

2024-09-21 15:24:02

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Definitely a lack of consistency. I hope they keep ignoring it 😂

2024-09-21 15:04:51

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Apple considers note zaps to be equivalent to purchasing digital content subject to their “Apple tax” for in-app purchases. Primal offers the option of in-app purchase of sats for zaps (at a premium, I assume to offset that Apple tax), and Primal iOS is limited to only using the built in wallet for sending zaps. So far this seems to have satisfied Apple’s policies. 🤷‍♂️

2024-09-21 13:30:33

https://m.primal.net/Kwew.jpg

2024-09-21 13:00:14

You will get out of Nostr what you put into it, as with most things in life.

2024-09-20 19:10:09

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💯

2024-09-20 19:01:14

Nests works so well in Nostur. Comments. Zapping. Background audio keeps playing when I switch apps. Great work @npub1n0s…lahe 🔥🔥🔥

2024-09-20 17:20:19

https://image.nostr.build/18ad372f5491d98f3c31dab9f4c8586482454b3e0b90c36985be82dc5ed0883b.jpg

2024-09-20 17:13:35

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But do you love ass?

2024-09-20 16:40:11

You are the yield
https://image.nostr.build/8720e550c25b66b08be7cfc9a4f8d5b903c0107bb0aaad59a93902f350c62fa9.jpg

2024-09-20 16:02:13

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https://media.tenor.com/26jLLN1PY1UAAAAC/boomer-alert-speaker.gif

2024-09-20 15:43:56

https://image.nostr.build/0d9366847112ab80e248bc294c9b198ee48f4316b5b56d49d37581bb3ede9292.jpg

2024-09-20 14:58:10

Don’t let yourself be the source of Saylor’s bitcoin yield. 🫡

2024-09-20 14:28:49

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https://image.nostr.build/ec6ffb239bbabd379d09ccd93c37341856f2ab61489a15b0e691721cc4e7838d.jpg

2024-09-20 12:09:07

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https://media.tenor.com/jHoWcjLC368AAAAC/katniss-everdeen-jennifer-lawrence.gif

2024-09-20 11:48:52

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🤣🤣

2024-09-20 11:43:54

Gm ☕️
https://m.primal.net/Kvgp.jpg

2024-09-20 11:10:52

👀
#note17sj…jrfv

2024-09-20 02:33:31

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This happens when I fart after eating dairy. It’s bad bro…

2024-09-20 02:23:32

Primal iOS is working more smoothly compared to the last few days. Quoted notes seem to be rendering now, and the feed refreshes more quickly. Still having trouble searching or tagging users though.

2024-09-19 23:11:52

https://m.primal.net/KvJL.jpg

2024-09-19 22:49:06

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Eggplant Parmesan is the only eggplant dish I know of, so I’m guessing that 🤣

2024-09-19 22:40:43

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Breez and Wallet of Satoshi both have point of sale UI options in the settings and they accept NFC payments that way. BTCpay server and LNbits also support it. And I may be wrong but I thought Zeus had a point of sale option with NFC, but maybe not. I couldn’t find it in my app.

2024-09-19 22:25:34

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https://image.nostr.build/2fb3e10541711709879604742bfe1fbcc51acb70f1c7208d934a29f633e2dd9d.jpg

2024-09-19 22:16:19

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💜🫂

2024-09-19 21:57:35

Someone recently asked me if my account was run by a team and I’m still not sure if that’s a compliment or and indictment of how much I use nostr. It’s just me, and I do love it here 🤣💜

2024-09-19 21:49:51

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Oh cool! Book cover or journal cover would be cool. Didn’t realize it was that durable.

2024-09-19 21:33:59

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What kinds of things do you make out of these?

2024-09-19 21:29:52

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It’s already supported by several lightning wallets. The merchant just needs to have a NFC reader as part of their point of sale system. Or they could use something like Breez which has a built in point of sale with NFC support directly on the device.

2024-09-19 20:45:19

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Not kind of. The way to grow nostr is to make it good for current users. Existing users will naturally bring in more users.

2024-09-19 20:42:36

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“It’s the same picture” 😂

2024-09-19 20:26:29

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😂🫡