Serious question: how many times a day is humanly possible?
We thought our neighbor got a girlfriend. Good for him.
But now it’s 5–7 times a day, we’re getting woken up by loud “kimochii~” noises, and it’s a different girl every time.
Is this man a human or a load balancer???
Cyan Nyan 星乃しお 🩵✨ 3D Yuri Wedding 2026
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2026-02-02 16:05:17 UTC
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