✞:architect:elftummy:dreamcast::snorlax: on Nostr: Are y'all ready for another episode of elftummy rentoid shenanigans? > Be me > ...
Are y'all ready for another episode of elftummy rentoid shenanigans?
> Be me
> Drive 8 hours to be in town for court
> Only get 3 or 4 hours of sleep
> Show up to court
> Evict 10 rentoids who all coincidentally have 3 kinds of cancer, alleged maintenance issues that existed before I owned the property but for which they stopped paying rent, etc
> None paid a dime since January 1st
> One rentoid in particular was pretty funny
> Judge asks her defence
> "Just give me some time SO I CAN KILL MYSELF!!!"
> She starts crying
> Judge looks so uncomfortable
> Gives her 10 days to move
> I'm trying my best not to laugh
There's deeper lore & context here that I didn't mention...
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Published at
2025-08-11 15:07:13 UTCEvent JSON
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