*sigh*
Ok, I thought I was done with "Old guy gives life advice to young'uns" but apparently not, because "sexual market value"
A ton of young men are getting all bent out of sorts over their "SMV" as calculated by a flotilla of grifters who offer "detailed advice" on how to increase it to have hot girls simply hurl themselves at one
I am here to tell them three things
1. The new SMV thing is dumb
2. Attraction is about social signaling, but not like they say
3. This is not your monkey
Humphrey Archer
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2026-04-14 13:27:09 UTC
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