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2026-03-28 11:10:20 UTC

STOLEN E-BIKE
Stolen from Vivian St tonight between 9 and 11:45pm. please let me know if you see it! this is my friend's means of transport
please share
https://o.mastodon.nz/media_attachments/files/116/306/490/257/358/743/original/ca14d8a3ef3af52b.jpg

2026-03-24 20:12:20 UTC

sucks living a pretty low-consumption lifestyle and knowing how many people would sooner let the planet burn than live the way you do

2026-03-24 01:17:53 UTC

so do those of us who don't drive or qualify for the in-work tax credit get anything to help with the increased cost of everything that is transported using fossil fuels

2026-03-23 22:05:19 UTC

does anyone remember about ~15 years ago when it was the fashion to tuck your pants into your socks

2026-03-23 19:48:19 UTC

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@nprofile…xpw3 @nprofile…dr33 is there a particular blend of canna oil you find most effective?

2026-03-23 19:47:28 UTC

i think we let tradies off too easy on the whole ute thing tbh. what exactly about trades work has changed so dramatically that makes vehicles this large necessary when they weren't 20 years ago

2026-03-22 04:07:01 UTC

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@nprofile…xpw3 it might have sonething to do with that i have to view it on chrome, which is annoying

2026-03-22 03:04:27 UTC

anyone know why i can't see comments on my ghost blog posts? and when i try to sign in via the blog it doesn't send me an email?

2026-03-19 05:33:20 UTC

saw a post from msd about the annual pension increase, followed a link to their post about the increase for other benefits. the comments were full of "what about pensioners?" & "as usual pensioners get nothing". makes me sad thinking about how many ppl go through life confused & angry at everything

2026-03-19 03:38:09 UTC

vote me in as PM and i will go to korea and crawl on my hands and knees to beg them to let us have the original ships and offer to pay the whole cost up front plus penalties and let them put me in stockades and throw rotten vegetables at me as an effigy

2026-03-10 08:05:24 UTC

the gst off fruit and vegetables thing drives me fucking crazy. get out a calculator and calculate how much that would actually save you. fuck me.

2026-03-10 04:54:15 UTC

new zealand's drug classifications are insane. what do you mean codeine is lower risk than cannabis oil. what do you mean magic mushrooms are as risky as heroin.

2026-03-09 05:48:08 UTC

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@nprofile…vvev would be nice.
water didn't really fully penetrate until recently. it used to steam up in cold weather but it would evaporate in direct sunlight. but eventually it turned into puddle, the display started glitching, and it wasn't long before the whole thing died

2026-03-09 03:52:30 UTC

after water got inside my last bike computer leading to the most expensive repair i've had to do in >2 years, i'm not taking any chances
https://o.mastodon.nz/media_attachments/files/116/197/177/866/880/021/original/d7f6142b3f89c0d8.jpg

2026-03-09 02:26:02 UTC

my ideal urban form has high and some medium density at its centre, mixed density around the outskirts, then a hard transition to bush, and then mixed farmland and bush; all connected via train

2026-03-07 22:55:52 UTC

who up festing they newtown

2026-03-04 10:58:13 UTC

my bike computer got water in it, the screen went all weird. took it into the bike shop and they said nothing to do but wait for it to evaporate out again. now the bike doesn't start

2026-03-04 10:02:59 UTC

i looked up ergotism and it turns out there are a bunch of ergot-derived drugs used to treat migraines, which made me wonder if you could treat migraines with LSD, so i looked it up and the answer is: maybe

2026-03-03 08:35:45 UTC

sucks power prices went up again, right before the weather skips several months and gets winter levels of cold

2026-03-02 05:44:32 UTC

does anyone have any recommendations for a sauce i can put on any food that makes it taste better so i am more interested in eating. sort of like a not-hot hot sauce

2026-02-27 01:51:02 UTC

if we all learned te reo Māori we could talk about nz politics without yanks barging in

2026-02-26 06:22:40 UTC

question: when booking international flights, do you need to provide the passport information of everyone who will be flying?

2026-02-24 05:38:48 UTC

I wrote a blog post that contains all the usual things I say when I'm talking to people about their ADHD. Look in here for all the advice I have
https://riverwrites.ghost.io/im-always-repeating-myself-about-adhd/

2026-02-10 00:47:12 UTC

for a country obsessed with property ownership, it's wild that we don't seem to understand the idea of paying more for something up-front in order to save money in the long-term

2026-02-09 03:21:17 UTC

my gear changey cable is in the post! if i'm lucky i'll be able to fix my bike tomorrow after work and not have to take the bus to my further-away destinations this week

2026-02-05 01:58:22 UTC

wellington has its problems, but the absolute worst thing about it is the losers standing around whinging about how the city sucks. lead, follow, or shut up

2026-02-04 06:30:03 UTC

my fingernail just bent back AAAAAAAAAA

2026-02-03 05:45:43 UTC

filling out a loan application that asks for everything in terms of months which isn't how any of my finances work and i just realised i've miscalculated every single one of these fields why the fuck is it in months instead of weeks

2026-02-01 10:40:18 UTC

Accident Compensation Corporation? more like Actively Cancelling Care

2026-02-01 10:15:39 UTC

the fucking tiny fucking screw in one of the fucking saddles of my fucking glasses fucking fell out while i was in the fucking garden now it's fucking gone forever and i have to spend my fucking rest day getting my fucking glasses fucking repaired FUCK

2026-01-31 01:17:14 UTC

nooo i wandered over to the brow place i go to to see if they could fit me in, but the landlord retook possession of the premises bc they missed a rent payment :(

2026-01-30 11:58:36 UTC

so extremely grateful to live somewhere i can drink the tap water

2026-01-29 23:08:02 UTC

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@nprofile…xpw3 thank you! that reassurance is what i needed i think. i'm gonna break my glasses adjusting them over and over

2026-01-29 11:15:49 UTC

how to make glasses not hurt where they sit on my ears

2026-01-21 21:26:51 UTC

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@nprofile…vvev I'd add: focus on the local scale. we can't fix climate change all on our own, but we can make sure when the heavy rains come that the ground is permeable enough to absorb water instead of flooding; we can make sure that on hot, hot days that we have the shelter of trees to protect us from the heat island effect

2026-01-21 04:15:34 UTC

flatmate just emailed the landlord asking if we could negotiate rent. pray for me that we don't have to move.

2026-01-21 01:24:34 UTC

anyone figured out the glasses fogging up when you wear a mask thing yet

2026-01-20 01:44:19 UTC

at summer camp i ate 3 meals every day and i think i may have gained weight

2026-01-19 07:16:20 UTC

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@nprofile…vvev life-changing stuff

2026-01-19 04:47:34 UTC

Ōtaki Summer Camp was awesome! I'll probably write more about it later

2026-01-15 12:38:35 UTC

gn y'all. if i'm good i won't post again til monday evening

2026-01-11 12:10:19 UTC

i have not gone camping since i was a child. what obvious thing am i overlooking

2026-01-04 02:25:11 UTC

eye test booked. on thursday i find out if i am blind, and if so, how blind i am

2026-01-03 11:05:24 UTC

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@nprofile…xpw3 a specific optometrist is what i'm after

2026-01-03 09:10:56 UTC

hey wellington: where do i go to get my eyes tested?

2025-12-23 04:06:49 UTC

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@nprofile…fwwf i found myself feeling smug af leaving on my bike

2025-12-23 00:58:33 UTC

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@nprofile…p7rx do we get to eat latkes?

2025-12-22 22:36:28 UTC

i think we should have a global 2-week lockdown every five or so years in order to end transmission of any contagious illnesses that are about

2025-12-17 01:57:22 UTC

the government reminds me of the flatmate i had who policed dishwasher and dehumidifier use, but took tank-draining showers and drank and smoked heavily

2025-12-16 07:22:11 UTC

migraine :(

2025-12-14 09:31:32 UTC

WELLINGTON: anyone with a van or a license and access to cityhop i can hire this week to pick up a bed and dispose of another one?

2025-12-13 04:59:47 UTC

who other than MPs and airport workers is flying to the airport frequently enough that making the trip to the airport faster is such a high priority

2025-12-13 04:35:48 UTC

i just emailed the local community centre to see if they had use for someone making deliveries on their bike bc i want an excuse to go for a ride

2025-12-12 05:20:27 UTC

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why does john from upper hutt's inability to leave on-time for a flight matter more than my ability to get to work without getting hit by an SUV

2025-12-12 05:17:44 UTC

i know our intercity transit is dogshit and people fly for a lot of reasons, but it's hard not to feel like the $4 billion tunnel discussion basically comes down to the wants of people wealthy enough to fly regularly being prioritised over the needs of everybody else

2025-12-11 06:37:26 UTC

i live in wellington bc i can live here without a car. people like me who don't drive are the only reason the roads are even remotely navigable. without us it's perpetual gridlock, no matter how many fucking lanes you build.

2025-12-02 00:58:17 UTC

listening to the new FD Signifire video, and he mentions that the US democrats going right gave the republicans nowhere to go to differentiate themselves but more right. and it makes me think about our own labour party who have moved so far right they're bumping up against the national party

2025-12-01 08:24:48 UTC

how has there not been a bipartisan effort to ban these fucking LED headlights

2025-11-27 09:10:14 UTC

sometimes i think i'm being coy about something but it's obvious to everyone without me needing to state it

2025-11-25 01:42:25 UTC

of course labour aren't taking a stand on trans rights—their leader is a hutt boy

2025-11-24 21:44:35 UTC

when you talk about driver aggression, someone will immediately come along and start talking about a time they were stuck behind someone going 80 in a 100 as though cars only exist on motorways

2025-11-23 03:34:07 UTC

you know what, fuck puberty blockers. put trans kids on hrt and let them start puberty at the same time as everyone else. puberty blockers are the compromise and i'm sick of us pushing for compromises that only get compromised further

2025-11-22 08:19:27 UTC

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when it comes to 10 seconds saved by 50km/h school zones, or 10 minutes saved by a $4 billion tunnel, we're supposed to add that all up when considering the *real* time savings; but when it comes to 3 cars taking up as much space as a small house we're not supposed to think about that

2025-11-22 08:15:07 UTC

walking down the street looking at all the cars parked in front of houses it's really hard not to notice the cars are half or more as wide as the houses they're parked in front of

2025-11-22 03:59:16 UTC

when i am queen i will try at the hague all the people responsible for modern speaker systems being so unbalanced towards bass

2025-11-18 01:36:54 UTC

idk how people don't seem to want to understand that if you give people options that aren't cars then there are fewer cars in your way

2025-11-18 00:22:24 UTC

SH1 should end at the end of the motorway. give us back vivian st

2025-11-17 12:01:23 UTC

i don't know what to say to the idea that people get too old to cycle, but presumably never get too old to drive

2025-11-17 07:57:55 UTC

Andrew Little showing his support for wasting $4 billion to move a choke point further along, but he sends Courtenay Place renewal back for review after we've voted for it time and time again.

2025-11-08 05:01:50 UTC

obviously I love that we've been building out a cycle network. but it's kind of phenomenal how if you go from Newtown to the city via the official cycle paths it puts you in more conflict with cars than if you went via Tory Street instead

2025-11-07 08:28:06 UTC

I do NOT like these fireworks that fire a series of bangs in quick succession

2025-11-07 01:10:52 UTC

btw how is it legal for jobs to incentivise driving recklessly (courier, taxi, etc.)

2025-11-03 08:20:43 UTC

absurd that not only is it legal to paint your car the colour of the road but that it's also the most popular option

2025-10-29 15:02:24 UTC

whenever i actually attempt to sleep at a regular time and can't, i get up and start trying to be productive so at least when i'm running on low sleep there's less for me to do

2025-10-27 13:35:32 UTC

spring sucks

2025-10-22 10:29:09 UTC

I wasn't worried about the shed itself blowing away, but now I am. fingers crossed the big bit of wood holding it up is also enough weight to hold it down 🤞

2025-10-22 10:12:37 UTC

are they rescheduling the protest?

2025-10-22 09:09:05 UTC

I resolved to make do with the food I have at home since I was sure the shops would be rushed by all the people stocking up. spoke to flatmate who mentioned apparently people don't know about the wind warning? so I went to the shop and sure enough, no busier than usual at that time. less, even

2025-10-20 19:53:39 UTC

national just announced they're spending 6 times labour's future fund on making it slightly faster to get to the airport

2025-10-16 22:23:39 UTC

ray chung in by 45 votes...

2025-10-15 05:24:00 UTC

i haven't posted lately about how much I love riding my bike. it's so fun and such a good way to get around

2025-10-15 02:51:44 UTC

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@nprofile…p7rx I don't really have any costs, fortunately. just gloves and second-hand clothes for working in, really. so although my rates are much lower than other people doing the same work, it's all profit.

2025-10-14 12:41:43 UTC

aaa! business inquiries! why do I feel like I'm doing something wrong when I ask for money to do a job someone is asking me to do?

2025-04-04 03:36:55 UTC

winz should use the immigration nz definition of a relationship and have to go to the effort of finding several people willing to write letters about how in love and commited you are before they can dock your bene for being in a relationship

2025-03-23 07:07:47 UTC

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@nprofile…jc9n Wow! I Can't Believe It's Not ACT

2025-03-19 06:24:02 UTC

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@nprofile…l5w8 the only things wet from my trip were my bandana and my sports shoes, which despite their appearance are not very water-resistant
water-resistant shoes the only big of kit I'm missing, since Docs turned out to be rubbish these days

2025-03-12 04:30:21 UTC

first i thought the oppression of trans people was fine, but then i realised that non-trans people might be next so now i say we must do something

2025-03-02 04:29:48 UTC

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@nprofile…48vs @nprofile…l9uv that car enthusiasts don't like car dependency because they want to drive for pleasure not be stuck in traffic

2025-03-02 04:24:58 UTC

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@nprofile…48vs @nprofile…l9uv I hear this a lot. Why would you want to associate your hobby with the monotony of being stuck in traffic?

2025-02-26 01:51:24 UTC

I'm looking to move away from #substack for my blog. does anybody have any experience with the alternatives that they'd like to share? any that people particularly recommend? I basically just want the same thing but without the little nagging voice in my head that tells me I'm in a nazi bar

2025-02-13 01:15:33 UTC

The power of imagination seems like a trite kids TV trope, but when you see people vehemently defending the status quo because they can't imagine anything different, it shows how important imagination really is.

2025-02-11 09:32:41 UTC

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@nprofile…l5w8 walking down the sheets of Wellington, I'm sure the conversation snippets I overhear might be pretty sensitive as part of the whole conversation

2025-02-11 09:20:03 UTC

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@nprofile…l5w8 are VPNs so important for privacy these days? everything uses encryption today, right?

2025-02-09 08:12:54 UTC

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@nprofile…sxdw a few?
it's a shame mastodon doesn't have a contract with gify or whoever. I wanted to post the Inception "dare to dream a little bigger, darling"

2025-02-09 08:01:25 UTC

can we get someone to Luigi the CEO of a car company to make them think twice before releasing and marketing another bloated child killer

2023-08-28 10:04:03 UTC

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@npub147m…7rue that is wicked! can I pinch that for my phone background?

2023-08-14 06:03:15 UTC

if we're relaxing COVID restrictions, how about the ones on who can get boosters? I can't even pay for one ffs. I might be young but I'm not indestructible.

2023-08-05 01:18:45 UTC

Another thing I'll say about women's sports is fans of women's football have been in town lately and it's a VERY different crowd to when the men's teams are playing.