Grimm :bc:

Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Occasionally pimping my angry left-ass rock songs. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.

Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party

If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.

website: https://matthewgrimm.bandcamp.com/album/dumpster-fire-days
base of operations: Madison, WI

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2026-02-22 02:50:31 UTC

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That way, when they eventually hatch a plan to take over the world - which they will because every techbro billionaire in existence right now is basically fucking Lex Luthor or Victor von Doom with a PR agency - they'll be in a concentrated place and we can just bomb the shit out of the lot.

2026-02-22 02:49:32 UTC

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That should be the BEST deal they get. Like nationalize their assets and give them their fucking AnCap Island somewhere so they can make their dogshit loveless utopia free from the constraints of people they want to make obsolete anyway. Any interaction with society thereafter would be a declaration of war.

2026-02-22 02:48:34 UTC

These people should, instead of having an outsized influence on society, be physically banned from it and I am not being remotely hyperbolic.
https://techcrunch.com/2026/02/21/sam-altman-would-like-remind-you-that-humans-use-a-lot-of-energy-too/

2026-02-14 04:33:31 UTC

Nicer concentration camps and more cordial Klansmen with badges is a dumb fucking argument and, if it is an argument you are making as an elected Democrat in the year 2026, you should resign exactly now and let any actual decent person do the job you have exhaustively proven you are fucking unqualified to do. https://bsky.app/profile/housedemocrats.bsky.social/post/3mer7sywmis2q

2026-02-09 04:17:18 UTC

WHY DO THE OFFENSIVE LINEMEN, AS THE LARGEST OF THE FOOTBALL MEN, NOT SIMPLY EAT THE SKILL PLAYERS

2026-02-07 04:36:24 UTC

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Cuz let's be clear about this, we, Society-we, armed with science, pretty much eliminated measles as a FUNCTION of the march of civilization but a mighty army of the dumbest, whitest people in America marshaled by a rich Australian neo-nazi declared, for no discernible reason other than to be sneering difficult aggrieved cunts, that exhaustively-proven-efficacious science is now wrong and communism.

2026-02-07 04:27:51 UTC

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I've been pretty stupid in my life so I try not to be too judgy about people being stupid but at a point where your stupid has a fucking bodycount I am going to at least suggest you do some work to be less stupid. Or just drink a TON of raw milk and let it do the work. Either/or.
Like I don't like to be too cavalier about "Darwin Awards" and all that but at this particular point in human history we might actually need that dynamic to survive the blessed freedom of neo-nazism.

2026-02-07 04:26:01 UTC

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Like the nexus point between rotting hippie libertarianism and redneck know-nothing evangelism.

2026-02-07 04:12:28 UTC

Third measles case in Wisconsin. Big thanks to all you pale churchy medieval shitsacks who think whatever the stupidest thing the most virulent right-wing assbag told you that day is true for no reason whatsoever. Being a credulous fuckhead who ushers in pestilence is the purest form of patriotism.

2026-01-31 04:09:02 UTC

Starting to think that letting rich people rule us versus burning their fucking houses down, making their "grounds" communal gardens and hunting them to extinction was a mistake.

2026-01-30 02:31:46 UTC

I don't know, man, if you're a neo-nazi from Texas and they sent you to occupy Minnesota in the middle of winter and the local populace not only didn't bow down to you but relentlessly made it clear you are hated vermin, it might actually help to get shitfaced and realize you're in Stalingrad.
https://sahanjournal.com/public-safety/border-patrol-employee-charged-drunk-driving-st-paul/

2026-01-28 21:00:05 UTC

Hi, are you in Europe or Europe-adjacent-ish? Would you like to be safer in your IT regimen, tech and services? Would you like some means of being safer that also tells the lordly sponsors and apparatchiks of American fascism to fuck right off?
There may be some good information for you here.
https://disconnect.blog/getting-off-us-tech-a-guide/

2026-01-13 04:42:22 UTC

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Holy shit, shout out to @npub1zcn…d5q5 who turned this around lighting-like over on bsky. SPREAD FAR AND WIDE TO DO ONE SMALL THING TO FIGHT FASCISM, please.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/885/946/610/469/317/original/d6537f90a0031a89.jpg

2026-01-13 04:12:11 UTC

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I'm not even saying this as whimsical lark, I'm saying this with the hope of making that image as big and farflung as it possibly can be because the self-ascribed "alpha" dickheads who loosed these also-self-ascribed "alpha" stormtroopers to subjugate their own country all based on the optics of "appearing STRONG is the absolute Machiavellian imperative" and this becoming a widespread meme would make them all piss their pants and, also, pretty likely lead them to root out this particular goon and sack his dumb "alpha" ass for becoming a cartoon.
Attrition, baby.

2026-01-13 03:55:20 UTC

One of you artistic as fuck people on this network of affiliated websites needs to take this nazi piece of shit slipping on the ice and three-color it into an Obama Hope poster. Like with HOPE specifically as the word.
https://masto.ai/@socprof/115883968124477847

2026-01-10 03:47:31 UTC

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Oh, the "guys" are Matthew Booth and Luke Deckard who do a noir podcast called Mean Streets. The Raymond Chandler essay is pretty famous so you can probably find it a number of places, including a book by that title that also included a bunch of his short stories, but here's one:
https://losbarbarosny.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/the-simple-art-of-murder.pdf

2026-01-10 02:17:21 UTC

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These guys I was listening to, who copped to being more or less fans or appreciators of Golden Age work, cited that famous line from Chandler's essay The Simple Art of Murder, "Hammett gave murder back to the kind of people that commit it for reasons, not just to provide a corpse; and with the means at hand, not hand-wrought dueling pistols, curare and tropical fish." Chandler is a bit more of a bitch, though, cuz my fave quote from that essay is "The English may not always be the best writers in the world, but they are incomparably the best dull writers." 😂 😂 🤣

2026-01-10 01:47:32 UTC

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Cool, and def do that, and I just recently learned a few bits about the seque from the "Golden Age" stuff, which I guess is Christie and that more Victorian/Georgian lot, and the advent of the hardboiled guys (Hammett being the godfather, maybe?), shifting murdery stuff to more workaday urban prole environs, but would love to learn more. What's the thing you're audioreading?

2026-01-10 01:15:50 UTC

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Wait, so rise of the fictional character type or rise of actual detectives who maybe aped donned the fictional trope?

2026-01-10 00:59:09 UTC

Reading an old hardboiled crime novella and a guy referred to a yellow-journalist photographer at a crime-scene as a "lens monkey."

2026-01-04 19:28:45 UTC

Hey, so I know this is always a longshot, but I have a platform so I'm just gonna give it a shot: My bud Amy is going through a divorce and her interim living circumstances (with family) are cluttered and fraught and she is desperately looking for a more stable loving home for her very good boy Charlie. Charlie is almost 6yo, a pit-boxer mix, 55 lbs, and, she reports, affectionate and playful, house- and crate-trained. He is "the sweetest baby and goodest boy," I have been told, and is currently (I think) in NC, but obv I will cement hard details if anybody is interested in giving him a home.
I'm looking around with my dogfriends here locally but I figured I'd throw a flyer up here in the meantime.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/838/467/090/318/400/original/67760d6cdd385d9e.jpeg
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2025-12-31 22:44:31 UTC

A lot people see this and get cheeky about maybe a meteor striking or Merciful Poseidon doing some righteous tsunami thing but I would point out, more pragmatically, if there is ONE even minor naval power run by forward-thinking leadership willing to honor the oath they took to protect their citizens, they could send ONE submarine with conventional ordnance and, in one night, make the world a profoundly materially better place for all 8 billion people drawing breath upon it and become the biggest heroes who ever lived.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/816/570/211/761/574/original/bee0b9d15e0db70d.jpg

2025-12-29 22:19:03 UTC

The Democrats who vet their candidates by vibes and exactly nothing else are gonna be PISSED at The Onion.
https://theonion.com/gavin-newsom-sits-down-for-podcast-with-serial-killer-who-targets-homeless/

2025-12-19 23:52:36 UTC

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Like I already came to the airport mad and that was because I had to go to an airport in order to fly someplace, which is bullshit.

2025-12-19 22:29:37 UTC

Has anyone pointed out xmas songs are bad and nobody should be forced to listen to them?

2025-12-18 20:00:47 UTC

I don't like to get too controversial but everything should stop sucking, falling apart and being bad.

2025-12-17 04:56:11 UTC

A year and a half ago, I came out to visit my NY family (my best friend's family) and NYmom wasn't sleeping well so I said heeeyy, I just happened to bring along some indica gummies that work lovely for that very purpose, but she's of a certain generation that's all "Don't try to get me into your casual wastrel drugs," but I said "just do a tiny nibble and see how it goes." So she tried it and slept really well that night, so, as we are in Enlightened New York, the next day the bestie and I went over to the dispensary downtown and got her her own bag of the local version. She took that but it didn't quite do as well as mine so she thought maybe the first go had just been an odd lucky confluence.
So anyway, I'm back a year and a half later and I open the fridge and the house is now HOUSE OF LEGAL WEED FOR ALL OCCASIONS.
Talk to your boomers about drugs.

2025-11-23 03:57:48 UTC

Well look at that, the only good idea the little nazi fucks have ever had.
https://www.rawstory.com/doge-employees/

2025-11-14 05:49:29 UTC

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HBD
here are all the party dogs!
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/546/477/054/549/586/original/df65d350a4270a62.mp4

2025-11-11 03:34:43 UTC

I'll go a step further because Oprah seems to be universally beloved by people who should know better: Oprah created then evangelized an industry of selling easy solutions to complex problems, and EVERYONE she recruited as corollary embodiments of those easy solutions were dumb facile assholes because it was, on its face, an exercise in dumb facile assholery. She created monsters because the easiest, most boilerplate thing to do given the absurdist challenge of her mission was find shitty PT Barnum yayhoos to infantilize and prescribe bromidic dipshit solutions to actual human problems, which, thus, made those problems worse. https://c.im/@msbellows/115528892568683708

2025-11-08 21:12:30 UTC

Be honest, kids, does knowing a company is slapping behavior-correction collars on its workers make you more or less likely to stop boycotting it?
https://www.wilx.com/2025/11/07/target-is-now-requiring-its-employees-smile-more/

2025-11-07 00:23:48 UTC

If I was an elected Democrat with any kind of mic and reach I'd use it to LOUDLY float the prospect of amnesty to any DHS, ICE or CBP goon who starts blowing whistles like now-ish and that the clock is ticking.

2025-11-05 03:33:03 UTC

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To be very clear, rental rates won't go down, cuz landlords suck and developers are space-optimization vermin and they work with corrupt assholes to make sure "the market" doesn't actually work for normal people. Which, yes, is the thing Smith got wrong.

2025-11-05 03:28:38 UTC

Not a real estate guy but, as I understand rudimentary market economics, if the number of racist xenophobe cunts who vowed to leave New York if #Zohran won, in fact, leave New York, the drop in demand will see rates going down even before the rent freeze. So win-win, right, capitalism fetish goons?

2025-11-03 20:56:27 UTC

Be kind. Except to nazis. Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Pretty fucking likely with nazis.

2025-10-17 03:32:30 UTC

I feel if the Vatican can denazify, America can denazify.
https://www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/new-pope-leo-set-to-break-up-opus?r=1e7ix&utm_medium=ios&triedRedirect=true

2025-10-16 19:13:42 UTC

Sure, fuck it, turn the White House into Versailles. I'm good with that. That story has a pretty motherfucking happy ending, dunnit?

2025-10-15 20:39:04 UTC

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I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately but I died because it was a dumb idea. The End.

2025-10-15 20:37:18 UTC

A guy told me about this book Into the Wild and I waited for some payoff other than "dude died" but that was it so, y'know, don't go Into the Wild, I guess.

2025-10-13 19:37:30 UTC

Guys, is fewer racist assholes with badges, guns and the power of life and death over your citizens a good thing or a bad thing?
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/368/518/848/714/402/original/6b4e9f1b686027a8.jpg

2025-10-08 21:12:01 UTC

I left a relatively high-paid, high-stress job running a magazine in 2000 and last night I had a dream that was not quite a recurring dream but hit a recurring theme that I never actually quit that job, I'd just done a no-call/no-show, and I still needed to go into the office to deal with official separation and the brass's disappointment in me. Holy fuck, my brain is an asshole.

2025-10-08 03:34:24 UTC

Got a COVID booster today, in a sane world a normal medical maintenance thing to do but today it served a quiet entreaty to RFKjr and every last Republican nazi cunt in America to fuck off into a tire fire.

2025-10-07 22:47:36 UTC

If the fediverse circles the drain, we all need to agree we're meeting up at LinkedIn and seriously fucking their shit up.

2025-10-04 02:43:24 UTC

You. Stop dipping your pizza crusts in ranch, you psycho.

2025-10-03 01:57:02 UTC

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Jamelle Bouie, the only person at The New York Times who is worth a shit, typing straightforward shit about his former colleague.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/307/736/969/692/939/original/1283d1aae5f60f5f.png

2025-10-02 23:37:16 UTC

This Sunday on 60 Minutes: Why genocide might not be so bad.
https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/paramount-officially-acquiring-the-free-press-and-making-bari-weiss-cbs-news-editor-in-chief-report/

2025-09-27 02:57:09 UTC

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I'm not sure what exactly you are suggesting - re me mining for humor or just generally anyone seeking to do jokes through the morass - but, to be clear, Brightsiding is an actual predatory social phenomenon/marketplace that is not just people-trying-to-see-the-bright-side.

2025-09-27 02:38:57 UTC

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I'm not saying anyone should beat up a Brightsider, like specifically for Brightsiding, but it'd be pretty funny if it happened.

2025-09-27 02:30:27 UTC

Every morning dawns with new possibility and that's why I get up in spite of whatever happened yesterday, look in the bathroom mirror and say "Well, which fucking wheel is going to fall off today?"

2025-09-21 01:55:17 UTC

I am at that point of getting-old where I get mad when tv ads assume I know who a celebrity is and I don't and if I look it up I get more mad.

2025-09-13 02:40:16 UTC

It is nighttime and a city bus just went by and, inside, fully lit, I saw a woman in an elegant red dress and a vibrant blond 30sish updo sitting alone and staring absently at the floor and I . . . I think I honest-to-fuck just saw a Hopper painting go by.

2025-09-12 03:00:35 UTC

"This dead neo-nazi was actually good" is a pretty fucking stupid take for how smart you think you are.

2025-09-02 21:11:56 UTC

I am once again asking white people with MBAs to stop having ideas.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/136/755/987/988/813/original/f6d8af333b96f29c.jpg

2025-08-28 17:59:25 UTC

Hey, they opened a Little Tibet in that Northside stripmall next to the smoke shop. I could get samosas right now and not one of you could stop me. Try it. TRY TO STOP ME GETTING SAMOSAS FOR WHATEVER WEIRD REASON YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO THAT.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/107/687/019/650/141/original/62569b85028a81ac.jpg

2025-08-11 20:40:21 UTC

Sometimes you get up out of a chair and only then realize that you made the wrong choice in how to sit and did so in such a way as to hasten your inevitable end and put stark emphasis on the pointlessness of your having trod the Earth.

2025-08-09 03:51:40 UTC

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Mississippians follows the basic "of a thing" suffix rule, it's just long, but if you want to simplify it you could just go Mississippii.
Massachussetsans isn't real in the first place, but if it is, which would definitely be stupid, I'd just go Massachussci.

2025-08-09 03:45:08 UTC

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THAT ONE'S FINE AS IT IS.

2025-08-09 03:42:14 UTC

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Welp, give me more dumb standard demonyms and I'll try to brainleak out some new better ones. https://hellions.cloud/@noondlyt/114996713163239410

2025-08-09 03:32:32 UTC

Most U.S. states have standardish official demonyms, like with an "an," "ite" or "ian" attached but a few have stupid ones so here are some stylish fixes:
Michiganders ➡️ Michigianeri
Mainers ➡️ Mainesi ("MA-ee-NAY-zi)
Utahns ➡️ Utaravids
Hoosiers ➡️ Rednecciesi Klanis

2025-08-08 22:29:19 UTC

Can dogs multitask? Science has long mulled this vexing question but Ms. Athena can simultaneously sit casually and comfortably WHILST at the very same time standing ever vigilant against dumb squirrels.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/995/498/071/538/581/original/f47513cc98930735.jpg

2025-07-19 21:07:30 UTC

A lot of people get sad when sexual predators knock on their door and say they're LEAVING town.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/881/932/180/963/744/original/d1914bc6a5297816.jpg

2025-06-28 02:23:32 UTC

Every time I walk into a spider web I like to think that it's just a particularly dumb spider doing a Wile E. Coyote thing.

2025-06-25 02:32:44 UTC

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Put this right into my fucking vein.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/741/652/262/689/099/original/dd1594ce734334ab.png

2025-06-25 02:11:17 UTC

I would like to tell Andrew Cuomo to eat every last dick at the All You Can Eat Dick Buffet but, as I am not a sneering capitalist asshole concurrently bankrolling American fascism, I have not been invited to his "victory" party, so if you are one of those, please pass along this message. #Zohran

2025-06-14 23:23:27 UTC

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There were more people out in fucking WISCONSIN'S capital to tell American neo-nazis to die a thousand times than there were in the actual nation's capital to say "Yay, we like neo-nazis and happy birthday Head Dumbfuck Neo-Nazi."

2025-06-14 23:04:08 UTC

Madison came out to say fuck American fascism, fifteen thousand strong. It took an hour and a half for the march from the campus to reach the capitol, about sevenish blocks away. #NoKings
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/684/200/352/486/647/original/659b0e04d6436615.jpg

2025-06-14 17:01:33 UTC

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Protests can be fun. They can be uplifting and joyous BECAUSE being there is an act of solidarity with decent pro-democracy normalpeople, who can give you ideas and contacts with people and orgs that can help you feel less powerless. Things CAN get "spicy," yes, BUT they won't most places.
But everything is a whatthefuck in America now, so please watch that☝️ vid and be PREPPED for possibilities. Excise yourself and your people as needed, but please get that GOING to a kickass party with kickass people is nothing you should ever think twice about if you are free. Go because you are.

2025-06-14 17:00:45 UTC

1) go to a #NoKings event today if you can
2) go there to be with a MASS of people who share your concerns and fucking RAGE so you can know you are not alone
3) go to be part of a chorus of people so loud WE set the national narrative
4) leave when you need to
5) before you go, take 30 minutes and watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV47df7z_7I&t=1s

2025-06-13 23:19:09 UTC

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It really makes the point of why ranked-choice is just better for everyone.

2025-06-13 22:57:27 UTC

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Hey. Hey, you. Yeah YOU. Having a shit day? In a shit year? In a shit epoch of ascendent fascism? What if I told you that in less than a MINUTE of your time, you could feel at least a bit better and believe in actual progressive leaders with good ideas being smart and funny and building something good? Don't believe me? Click here.
https://bsky.app/profile/zohrankmamdani.bsky.social/post/3lrjiepvmrc2p

2025-06-13 01:49:56 UTC

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If you would like an enjoyable few seconds, go to Mr. Mamdani's post here and turn the sound way the fuck up.
https://bsky.app/profile/zohrankmamdani.bsky.social/post/3lrh3wekffk22

2025-06-12 20:35:51 UTC

I don't even know what kind of an asshole you'd have to be to vote for Cuomo. It's like some kind of new asshole hybrid.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/672/281/017/247/400/original/54643e7793143201.png

2025-06-09 22:45:14 UTC

Hi, if you sound like an Onion headline, pretty good indicator you should shut up or be less stupid.
https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/

2025-06-06 22:35:46 UTC

Hey. Hey. What if I wrote and recorded a fun power-pop song that could maybe cheer you up, even a little bit, for a couple minutes? Not saying it will. Just that it MIGHT. And maybe that would be a good thing to do.
https://soundcloud.com/matthew-grimm/hell-be-dead-soon

2025-06-05 16:00:37 UTC

Realizing I'm just becoming the I'll Dae It guy from Burnistoun. [CW: this is funny as fuck]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-1vKxOyKsM

2025-06-03 19:56:15 UTC

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I tried to zoom a bit cuz I know it's not super-clear. Look, heroes do what they can with the time and tools available.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/621/185/062/335/087/original/23694f633d0d3fd7.jpg

2025-06-03 19:49:33 UTC

As shared by @wiredferret.bsky.social‬ on bluesky, shout out to whatever hero sharpied "BITCH NAZI" on the ICE Manly Kristallnacht Vehicle in Minneapolis today just prior to the neighborhood chasing them the fuck out.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/621/132/443/218/284/original/4102244c047a58de.jpg

2025-06-03 00:07:42 UTC

#Texas is controlled by revanchist evangelical neo-nazis, the governor legalized murder there as long as the murderer is a neo-nazi, a rolling Klan rally in 2020 forced a Democratic Party campaign bus off the interstate with the assistance of local cops and exactly zero people were prosecuted or in any way held accountable for it, and cops didn't do jack shit about a two-year terror campaign that led to Jonathan Joss's murder because, in Texas, absolute fucking horror is legal and encouraged.
https://abc7ny.com/post/jonathan-joss-killed-san-antonio-shooting-police-sayknown-character-king-hill-tulsa-parks-rec/16637058/

2025-05-31 06:57:07 UTC

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No one who works for ICE or CBP or DHS generally deserves a moment of peace, much less blithe normalization. If you know any, make it clear, in whatever means might be available to you, they are fucking vermin. Make this memetic to the point where it is not even "controversial," simply the accepted vernacular toward any occupying army.
Their job is ethnically cleansing the Other, so Other the shit out of the fucking lot of them.

2025-05-31 06:35:32 UTC

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There will be a point - and what happened in San Diego today is fucking empirical research in this regard - where ICE goons will fire live rounds into a neighborhood crowd trying to stand up for their neighbors and it will not go well for the ICE goons thereafter. If you even have the slightest tendency of giving cops the benefit of the doubt, shed it now and really try to get that those bursts of violence will be what's left of society trying to heal in the most organic way possible. Excising predators from their midst.

2025-05-31 05:49:42 UTC

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If you are not yet "radicalized" to understand that an actual functioning society needs to denazify, fucking violently where necessary, its justice system/martial aparatus, fine, you process information at your own pace, but just very much know, this is what got us to the inhuman things you are probably now decrying.
Radicalize now or we're all fucked.

2025-05-31 05:33:58 UTC

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Many of us said this, particularly in 2019-2020, ICE, CBP and a vast VAST majority of law enforcement in the United States needed to be denazified. Democratic Leadership didn't want to do that because "normalcy" or whatever, and they left a pre-politicized SS in place, simply awaiting the return of their messiah. You can argue that Abolish-ICE position was "radical" all you want, but here's the thing people radicalized by a conservative state manifesting as brutal programmatic predation know that a lot of liberals don't, which is they, the wacky leftists in the coalition, have been fucking consistently right about all this shit (HEY, remember the Iraq war cuz I sure fucking do) while liberals have fucking ignored it, tried to spackle over it, and lost. Now we're all fucked, and if you, dear sensible centrist, presume to preach deradicalization at this point, any rational person should fucking punch you in the head. That's where we're at.

2025-05-31 05:20:37 UTC

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There's a lot of counterfactual scenarios to play with re how the United States became a fascist country - which it absolutely is now - but none of ANY of this gets resolved until any organization/movement capable of righting it is willing to hang men and women for violating the oath of office they took to opt, instead, for fealty to self-proclaimed ubermensch whose entire battery of orders worked to defy the country's constitution and do that specifically to destroy vulnerable people's lives for the crime of nothing.

2025-05-31 05:02:47 UTC

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Munich Putsch cadres to Schutzstaffel is a well-worn path. It's not going to be an iota different here.

2025-05-31 04:51:28 UTC

Some of those ICE agents are Proud Boys and we all fucking know it.

2025-05-28 18:03:25 UTC

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If you have very heartfelt civlib concern-trolling things to say, please know your civlib concern-trolling is very important to us and we are referring it to Aamer Rahman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKICKcMU3MU&t=21s

2025-05-28 17:32:12 UTC

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You can worry about whether that guy has a concussion or had a nice drive home all you want, just do it on your own time. Bring that weak shit into my replies and you get insta-86ed.

2025-05-28 17:25:24 UTC

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Here's a neo-nazi guy just blithely wearing a double lightning-bolt SS t-shirt who went to Punk Rock Bowling in Vegas and here's the punk rock crowd responding to that as ANY crowd of ANY people should because this👇 should actually be how society works. You should do THIS instead of elect that guy to congress or the fucking presidency. Content warning: Mild violence but I'm not putting it behind a CW blackout because if you don't want to see it, don't fucking click it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9SSoSPeb9k

2025-05-28 00:41:49 UTC

Oh cool, we can continue destroying Target. Even more zealously than previously. EVERYBODY REMEMBER TO KEEP DESTROYING TARGET.
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/target-lets-go-pair-of-executives-who-had-supported-dei-programs

2025-05-27 00:35:48 UTC

At the death of any fuckwit reality tv star who never would've been been famous if tv executives weren't lazy sociopathic cunts desperate for cheapshit garbage "content," I breathe a little sigh at there being one less asshole alive with a better than average chance of destroying civilization.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/576/979/191/514/931/original/f639d253b422009e.png

2025-05-24 17:49:44 UTC

Yup, unless the very essence of your premise is demonstrable bullshit.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/564/057/767/523/345/original/a3531944e384193d.png

2025-05-21 21:23:03 UTC

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I've had worse reasons to trot this one back out. Pay special attention the last verse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkPwxcIji0

2025-05-21 21:04:19 UTC

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If this makes you feel bad for the guy who got decked, you fucking well shouldn't be following me anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efXyjX8lTxs

2025-05-21 20:52:49 UTC

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Just upfront, if you think this is a bad take, I don't fucking care.
Fascists dying is objectively good.

2025-05-21 20:49:56 UTC

Scott Adams, renowned cartoonist and American neo-nazi, announced he has terminal cancer and, while I know the easy thing is to point out his many failings, I just want to remind everyone, if you can't find something nice to say about a horrible dying piece of shit who used his massive platform to validate the worst people alive and help make the world a materially shittier place, you are welcome to say appropriately bad things about him in my replies.

2025-05-16 18:09:29 UTC

Stop. Fucking. Reading. Clicking. Sharing. The. Fucking. New. York. Times.
https://defector.com/the-new-york-times-really-asked-ms-rachel-if-shes-paid-by-hamas

2025-05-14 19:48:04 UTC

Pursuant to terms-of-service, I am NOT advocating we violently and permanently cull rich people from society as a vital first step to making it actually work, but I will say, if it happens, it fucking happens and it would be good.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/507/899/538/403/363/original/355f2862155b67d3.png

2025-05-14 01:48:17 UTC

Just listened to this twenty fucking times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkPwxcIji0

2025-05-12 18:52:41 UTC

Hey.
Hey.
You guys need like an F-18? Seriously, almost like new. Totally above board. It uh it fell off a truck. Hand to fucken God.

2025-05-12 08:28:36 UTC

Re-upping the travel advisory: DO NOT TRAVEL TO THE UNITED STATES. BC is doing its part, with border crossings down 51% April '25 vs April '24, and now the CBP, which is staffed exclusively with neo-nazi cretins with personality disorders, is making re-crossing even more difficult specifically just to be as big a bunch of pricks as they possibly can. This is national policy now.
Don't come here.
Don't buy things here.
Don't give surly fascist sociopaths in CBP uniforms the opportunity to fuck with you from no reason other than they think they're the fucking master race.
Thank you for your help in fighting fascism.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/us-bc-border-checkpoint-1.7528402