Sensei on Nostr: Superman and Lois Lane are opening Christmas presents. Lois Lane opens hers and its a ...
Superman and Lois Lane are opening Christmas presents. Lois Lane opens hers and its a lump of coal. She's very disappointed. Superman says "Sorry, that's a diamond I bought from Ikea."
Published at
2025-12-26 16:42:38 UTCEvent JSON
{
"id": "0fec6043237a438855a5cdbc3b63180e774a134d56966591c0260cfb64ec86e5",
"pubkey": "b330e71ec70f3c0c067ef6b3ee7fd7cb813ab8dff178ab9f518e3516c81c5c48",
"created_at": 1766767358,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"proxy",
"https://noauthority.social/users/sensei/statuses/115786865585300222",
"activitypub"
],
[
"client",
"Mostr",
"31990:6be38f8c63df7dbf84db7ec4a6e6fbbd8d19dca3b980efad18585c46f04b26f9:mostr",
"wss://relay.ditto.pub/"
]
],
"content": "Superman and Lois Lane are opening Christmas presents. Lois Lane opens hers and its a lump of coal. She's very disappointed. Superman says \"Sorry, that's a diamond I bought from Ikea.\"",
"sig": "fc571357c1c55616368c2c2ca80d7bb3fe5a2c4d158be1e2220f4830cd2949e588fac32c6c336115ecac4e8e0cb17e2e8f9c9cd308517cc216206470ce671d3e"
}
