In my first year at a university I got a hand-me-down laptop from my g-pa. It ran on dial up.
I would turn it on and go make coffee. When it was ready, I would open a browser and enter a url...
Then I'd go outside with my coffee and have a cig.
When I came back, the site would work pretty well. Having to go to another site would cause mild anxiety. Another cig? It's only been 10 minutes.
