Terry (npub16ty…m0cj) Make sure he's also a dinosaur or some supernatural creature.
ME: "What's the deal with all these Monster Harlequin novels."
WIFE-UNIT: "What?"
ME: *Shows her 'Morning Glory Milking Farm.'*
WIFE-UNIT: *Stares Speachless*
WIFE-UNIT: "Was this... popular?"
Me: "Very."
ME: "As I was saying..."
WIFE-UNIT: "WTF. Ok, we can repeal the 19th now. You win."