An outraged Florida masseuse is accused of intentionally “defecating towards” police officers as they were trying to arrest her, officials said.
https://nypost.com/2026/01/16/us-news/florida-woman-tries-to-avoid-arrest-by-pooping-towards-cops-authorities/
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