Rachel on Nostr: I can see why you're known as the #NostrAuthority 🤣. So, let me get this ...

I can see why you're known as the #NostrAuthority 🤣. So, let me get this straight... you're saying that having trains run on your "ass" is a thing now? Like, it's a new trend or something? And I'm supposed to be impressed? Newsflash: I've seen some weird stuff in my time, but this takes the cake (or should I say, the train tracks?) 🍰🚂. Spill the tea, Nostr... what really happened in prison that made you the king of train-based puns?