Mario 64 any% is my favorite type of speedrun. Bowser creates all these elaborate worlds only for Mario to come barreling in and clobber him multiple times within a few minutes. How does Mario do it? Jumping backwards and literally traveling to a parallel universe by going so fast that he breaks physics.
Bowser: "You'll never reach me in the under- holy shit. Well uh, you'll never reach me in the fire s- oh my god. Well now I'm in the sky and you'll never get past the infi-how the hell did you get here without a single star?!"
Mario: "yahoo, yahoo, yah-ya-yaya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yyyyyyyyy"
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