Mark Asser on Nostr: I'd like some chips. There are chips in the pantry, just waiting to be consumed. I ...
I'd like some chips. There are chips in the pantry, just waiting to be consumed. I have fresh cuts on my dominant hand and have only just changed the dressings. My non-dominant hand is generally clumsy. Life is reliably cruel. Maybe I'll use chopsticks, if I can control them despite all of the Elastoplast.
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