Knitronomicon on Nostr: I am in need of a 10-year-old. No, not for programming the video recorder, or getting ...
I am in need of a 10-year-old. No, not for programming the video recorder, or getting the top off a pill bottle; this time it was A LEMONADE BOTTLE. How the FUCK are ordinary people supposed to do it? It would NOT unscrew!!!! Yes, I know the cap is supposed to stay attached, but you're supposed to be able to open the damn things!!! I've tried pliers (not big enough) when my hands and some grippy stuff didn't work; and have eventually, AFTER TWENTY MINUTES, carved the top open with my craft knife! (I want the lemonade to poach some pears in; and I want it to go FLAT before doing so!). Now my coffee's gone cold.
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