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This is simple ape like financial advice for fellow apes, a thought experiment for very rudimentary thought capacity:
Get a loan, borrow $100k @ 5% interest
Keep $40k in a separate account so you can pay the interest for 8 years. (8y X 5% X 100k = 40k 🐒)
Buy #Bitcoin for the remaining $60k
Wait.
Don't spend the money you set aside for servicing the loan.
Don't spend the bitcoin 🐵
Check the price after 8 years.
Celebrate.
Published at
2025-12-02 08:56:56 UTCEvent JSON
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