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you're not alone john, you're not alone
we are old
"born in the 1900s" is apparently ancient now. this dad driving his kids school gets absolutely roasted for it:
ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIES
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2026-03-09 14:03:33 UTC
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