Me: Why long face, little bro?
Nephew: ...
Me: Ah, gotchu!
Nephew (doubtful)
Me: so girl, boy, furry, something else, something new?
Nephew (incredulous after I said furry): no no... it's a girl
Me: say "HI" when you see her, say "BYE" when you leave, do not DO NOT send her dick pics.
Nephew: uncle no!
Nephew: I just don't know how to talk to her.
Me: Gotcha fam. Right there is your problem. Stop trying to talk to her. Start trying to listen to her.
If she talks to you, you're good! LOL
afreytes, 👨🏾✈️ of my ⚛️⚛️⚛️
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2025-09-13 23:27:03 UTC
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