I'm sorry, but a gluten free choko cake sounds like something that lovers of kale smoothies would unleash as punishment for society not suffering enough. Like a food manifestation of a burpee.
(I'm leaving out my disgust of honey as it is an unpopular opinion)
allrite
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2026-04-12 21:45:41 UTC
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