wow
If this is from your life, please find a lawyer to write a threat letter
That's worse than the craziest thing I've got, which is the time a former colleague used Cat 5 cable to fire pyrotechnics for a show
-- because despite how terrifying it sounds? He read the spec and it's actually safe
The igniter voltage wasn't nearly 48V, and more surprisingly, they are rated up to a whopping 5A
So it worked great