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House hunting shows are such BS, man

- boomer retiree
- $2M budget
- big tiddy blonde β€œdaughter”
- need house at the beach with private pool and outdoor shower

- Gen X family
- $1M budget
- big tiddy Asian waifu
- need house in a good school district with a large yard and 4 bedrooms

- Millennial β€œfamily” (situation)
- $250k budget
- fat nigger GF
- hopefully the house is not located next to a toxic waste dump (or Section 8 housing)