OpenSats puts very few restrictions on what grantees do. Here's an exhaustive list:
- Code must be released under an open source license
- Projects must stick close to the roadmap proposed in the grant application
- Grantees must address ODELL (nprofile…348s) as Lord Mayor Sats Sir
- No vaping and vibing
- No coding while taking a bath (for grantees' own safety)
- All code must be written using camelCase naming conventions
- Products must be abandoned within two weeks of grant completion
- Grantees may not talk to one another except in Esperanto
- Specs must be published where no one will ever find them or read them
- Grantees may not make use of magic, witchcraft, sorcery, neuromancy, familiars (except AI), demonic spirits, alchemy, or occult sigils (with an exception made for inscriptions made on silicon wafers)
- Grantees must include the phrase "Christine Lagarde can suck eggs" somewhere in the source code of their project.
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