Long story short: I saw that image number 2008 on nostr.build was coming up, so I grabbed an image of the bitcoin whitepaper and timed it perfectly to create 2008.jpeg. Then some plebs decided to trade it like an NFT and created an entire market cycle in one night, with the price going from 100 sats as high as 5569 sats in peak FOMO, then crashing to 2008 sats where the final offer was accepted. The NFT now belongs to its final owner, who plans to HODL it forever.