I'm willing to bet that Trump announcing the blockade will begin right after the stock market opens on Monday morning is another play for his cronies and enlistment-age son to cash in when the Big Tangerine Turd turns TACO minutes before the deadline.
Either that or he's willing to let our navy challenge a Chinese oil tanker and start World War 3.
Good times. Good times.
Lisa Melton
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