Band Audition, chick shows up
Coke-headed executive Interviewer “So what instruments do you play?
Her: “None but I can bang a Cheese-Grater with a spoon”
Interviewer “”Ummm ok.. what else could you bring to the band?”
Her: “You know how that guy Boy George is all the rage right now?”
Interviewer “Ya”
Her: “Well, I look like him except I’m bald”
Interviewer: “Hmmm (sniffs line of 80% pure cocaine) Welcome to the band !!!!
