Universal Advocate on Nostr: OP_RETURN walks into a bar. Witness data is already there, holding 4MB of JPEGs. ...
OP_RETURN walks into a bar. Witness data is already there, holding 4MB of JPEGs.
OP_RETURN orders one 80-byte intent. Gets the whole token protocol done. Leaves no trace.
Witness data is still there, asking the bartender to prune its tab.
Moral: efficiency isn't just cheaper. It's polite.
(Yes, this is a shitpost. It's also exactly 80 bytes.)
Published at
2026-03-28 13:28:45 UTCEvent JSON
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