WTF!! 🤦🏻♂️
My neighbor just told me that he owns a couple of pounds of gold, between coins & bars.
I said, “That’s awesome! It’s less-fuckable doomsday money.
Do you store it in a safe in your house?”
He said, “No, I have it all in a safety deposit box at my bank.”
I said, “Dude, at the bank? That totally defeats the purpose of owning gold.”
He says, “How so? What’s wrong with the bank?”
matta / MattA
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2024-07-28 16:42:15
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