Me: Right, so it’s set in a world where the President is taking huge bribes while ignoring the law and sending troops into US cities.
Studio exec: …uh huh
Me: As “No Kings” protests erupt, the President broadcasts a faked video of himself flying a jet and dumping liquid shit all over the protesters while wearing a crown!
SE: what
Me: And then a couple days later, without any warning, he has part of the White House torn down by a demolition crew!
SE: Get the *fuck* out of my office, you hack
Eric A. Meyer
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2025-10-21 14:15:23 UTC
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