Gabble on Nostr: If serious, and long-term, weigh the cat. The Physicist weighs the cat regularly, ...

If serious, and long-term, weigh the cat. The Physicist weighs the cat regularly, graphs the result, and adjusts the input to match the desired output. They contact the Engineer, expecting a lovely PID model to help them keep the cat’s weight steady. The Engineer looks at the packets of food, then looks up the manufacturer’s recommended daily serving by weight of cat.