Sympathy for the Bears
(to the tune of “Sympathy for the Devil”)
Verse 1
Please allow me to introduce myself,
I’m a trader with no clue.
I shorted Bitcoin a thousand times,
And watched my debts accrue.
I was there when Peter Schiff
Declared, “Gold’s the only way!”
But while his tweets were raining down,
Bitcoin flew to 100K.
Chorus
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my game.
Oh, I short the pumps,
And I lose the same!
Verse 2
I joined in Schiff’s eternal rants,
“BTC has no real use!”
But gold just sat there looking shiny,
While Bitcoin cut me loose.
I sold my stash at ten K flat,
Said, “It’s dead, just like before!”
Then watched you hodlers ride the wave,
And laugh as bears went poor.
Chorus
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my game.
Oh, my golden idol,
Brought me only shame!
Bridge
Peter shouts, “It’s going to zero!”
While stacking his fool’s gold bars.
Yet every tweet is a public L,
As we hodl past the stars.
Verse 3
So if you see me on TV next,
Beside Schiff’s eternal sigh,
Just know we’re bitter, broken bears,
Who watched the moon pass by.
I mocked your laser eyes and memes,
Called wallets “magic dust.”
Now I’m left holding nothing but,
A pile of broken trust.
Final Chorus
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my game.
Oh, my bearish ways,
Lit a fiery flame!
Outro
Every Schiff still clings to gold,
Every bull just rolls their eyes.
Bitcoin laughs from 100K,
While Peter writes more lies.
Ad-lib fade-out
“Gold’s real money!”
“Bitcoin’s a bubble!”
“Wait… can I pay rent in sats?!”
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"content": "Sympathy for the Bears\n(to the tune of “Sympathy for the Devil”)\n\nVerse 1\nPlease allow me to introduce myself,\nI’m a trader with no clue.\nI shorted Bitcoin a thousand times,\nAnd watched my debts accrue.\n\nI was there when Peter Schiff\nDeclared, “Gold’s the only way!”\nBut while his tweets were raining down,\nBitcoin flew to 100K.\n\nChorus\nPleased to meet you,\nHope you guessed my game.\nOh, I short the pumps,\nAnd I lose the same!\n\nVerse 2\nI joined in Schiff’s eternal rants,\n“BTC has no real use!”\nBut gold just sat there looking shiny,\nWhile Bitcoin cut me loose.\n\nI sold my stash at ten K flat,\nSaid, “It’s dead, just like before!”\nThen watched you hodlers ride the wave,\nAnd laugh as bears went poor.\n\nChorus\nPleased to meet you,\nHope you guessed my game.\nOh, my golden idol,\nBrought me only shame!\n\nBridge\nPeter shouts, “It’s going to zero!”\nWhile stacking his fool’s gold bars.\nYet every tweet is a public L,\nAs we hodl past the stars.\n\nVerse 3\nSo if you see me on TV next,\nBeside Schiff’s eternal sigh,\nJust know we’re bitter, broken bears,\nWho watched the moon pass by.\n\nI mocked your laser eyes and memes,\nCalled wallets “magic dust.”\nNow I’m left holding nothing but,\nA pile of broken trust.\n\nFinal Chorus\nPleased to meet you,\nHope you guessed my game.\nOh, my bearish ways,\nLit a fiery flame!\n\nOutro\nEvery Schiff still clings to gold,\nEvery bull just rolls their eyes.\nBitcoin laughs from 100K,\nWhile Peter writes more lies.\n\nAd-lib fade-out\n“Gold’s real money!”\n“Bitcoin’s a bubble!”\n“Wait… can I pay rent in sats?!”",
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