Update: No one zapped me. 😩
I’m still here.
Trapped.
Listening to a live commentary of the wife reorganising the spice rack… alphabetically. 🌶️
This could’ve been avoided. One coffee. One zap. But no…
If I go quiet, just know I’m probably scrubbing skirting boards or holding up curtains “just to see how they’d look.” 🫠
Pray for me. Or zap me. Either works. ⚡☕🙏
#StillNoCoffee
#SendHelpNotHugs
#ZapRegret
#BitcoinLightning
#MarriageIsProofOfWork
#SoundMoneyUnsoundWife
#CoffeeCouldHaveSavedMe
#BTC #StuckInTheSpiceZone #BitcoinFixesThis (but only if you zap)
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2025-08-02 09:19:50 UTC
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