INTERIOR. OVAL OFFICE. January 2033.
Camera tracks across the floor, then ascends to show the surface of the Resolute Desk, where two robotic autopens are fighting, signing various documents then crossing out each other’s signature, while emitting noises like angry steam irons.
Greg Egan
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2025-03-18 13:48:11 UTC
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