When I used to do stand up, I had this whole 5 mins around religion and me looking like a fat jesus.
I had this imaginary scene, where I'd taken a lady friend back to my stable for some intimate times... and she was moaning and scream 'oh god, oh god... and I'm looking over my shoulder thinking dad's just walked in.
Sure enough... there he was a t the stable door. he looked her in the eye and said.
Actually, it's pronounced Jod.