Its 6:30 in the fucking morning and I get a text from the night shift manager
NSM: Hey Larrity just wanted to let you know we had some wild stuff happen last night. We lost two forklifts to accidents. Please use the south entrance when you come in today there are first responders blocking the north entrance
👀
Jokes on you bitches, I'm having surgery. Enjoy whatever nigger shit happened
Big "Master Stroke" Larrity
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2026-04-16 10:29:55 UTC
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