alanbwt on Nostr: *If LoTR took place in 2024* Frodo: We must destroy the fiat money printer for the ...
*If LoTR took place in 2024*
Frodo: We must destroy the fiat money printer for the good of Middle Earth.
Aragorn: You have my sword. Laser eyes till fiat dies.
Legolas: And you have my node.
Gimli: And my Bitaxe.
Boromir: But what if we use fiat for good? We could print trillions and hand it out to Gondor citizens as UBI.
Gollum: Give the precious fiat printer to me. It’s my birthday, and I wants it!
Sam: Gollum is NGMI. I see the way he looks at JPow during FOMC meetings.
Frodo: It’s not his fault, Sam. He’s suffering from fiat stockholm syndrome.
Gandalf: Sauron is forging unrealized capital gains taxes in Mordor. I must go to Minas Tirith to read the manuscripts of Lyn Alden to see how this impacts our quest to destroy fiat.
Saruman: We cannot destroy fiat. We must join it. I’m building an army of VC-backed scamcoiners at Orthanc…
Pippin: HFSP, Saruman. We’ll be enjoying some well-deserved ribeyes and Peony Lane.
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