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2024-04-03 11:39:39

SamuelAdams on Nostr: If the US Government could talk… “Deadnaming me as a nation will result in a ...

If the US Government could talk…

“Deadnaming me as a nation will result in a permaban you bigot!! I have Transitioned!

I have chopped off my balls and installed a pussy (@Biden handlers).

Before I had nation dysphoria, I was a group of states united together by a limited federal government on the continent of North America, aka the United States of America. My new name reflects how I identify and feel inside; an unrestricted, unaccountable bureaucracy of limitless power… my new name is the Federal State of America or the FSA!!!

Isn’t it the cutest name!! I have sooo many pronouns, sometimes it’s lie/lied or Fed/fiat other times it’s rig/rigged, because Mommy gets what she wants, and if you question it, you’re racist!

I mean, come on hun, liberty is sooo 1776, it’s just not trendy anymore! I just want to be governed harder; it’s my kink! Behind closed doors, nothing gets me going like when the WEF, UN and CCP puts me in bondage and spanks me with the promise of safety!! Ouu OUU!

But my most-est preferred pronouns are justice/corrupted because when the law is as fluid and amorphous as I am it makes me feel visible and seen! BTW I’m a bad bitch now, my favorite holiday is my day of Vengeance! Slay Queeen Slay!!

Big Pharma is my sugar daddy, I take truth blockers every morning with my Shaddow-Ban pills and inject Estroge-CNN each night! I am authoritarian-fluid, and trans-tyrannic; I identify as a diverse and infinite amount of tyranny! Sometimes I wake up and feel like the USSA to match my bff the USSR! There is such an adorable ring to the United Socialist States of America!

My favorite hobby is bribing the masses with what was taken by force! Anyway, this is who I am now, and if you don’t accept me and all my new permanent standards, you are committing genocide and will be treated accordingly, K byeeeeee!!”

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