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Jay on Nostr: This literally sounds like talking to your dad on the phone and he's like, "your ...

This literally sounds like talking to your dad on the phone and he's like, "your mother is still very upset that you decided to sell your company to join the circus." And you go, "I'M SO TIRED OF THAT DAD! SHE JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!"

And you stomp your foot but it's a squeaky clown shoe, so that's what your dad hears, but your mom is on speakerphone too and you hear her stifled sob in response. But you feel no guilt because selling the Bitcoin will inoculate the market and net your shareholders more gains as the ponzi continues.